WARNING: almost half of this story is about sex. Don't ask me why: I juts think sex is funny. Heh… yes, I am different…

It was a very long night for all three of our protagonists: none of them slept entirely well. They all slept in the tent, Elizabeth in between both of the men, but the two never made eye contact with her and, instead, stared at their respective sides of the tent.

Will, who fell asleep the fastest (in only forty minutes), reflected upon the day as well as his relationship with Elizabeth and ended up falling asleep disappointed and less confident about himself.

He dreamed about muffins. They were blueberry.

Elizabeth was the second, who only spent an hour conscious before falling asleep. Before falling asleep, she was trying to create new, inventive ways to get Jack AND Will to make out with her tomorrow.

She dreamed about muffins. They were cinnamon-raisin.

Jack spent a whopping THREE house awake, trying to think of an ingenious plan to kill Johnny once Will and Elizabeth permitted him too. Jack was awake for so long because he felt particularly stressed that his spur-of-the-moment-automatic-idea-maker kind of mind couldn't produce anything that was up to par with his previous, resourceful ways of overcoming a problem.

He dreamed about bagels. What a rebel.

Jack was awakened, however, earlier than he would have liked to because, at about 7 o'clock in the morning, a very effeminate scream emitted from outside the tent.

"Shut UP, Will!" Jack said. "God, he needs to work on that voice… he's like Justin Timberlake only less manly… actually, I take that back… they're both pretty damn womanly… that one song is pretty good, though…oh, what was it called? Damn it, why can't I think of… Oh! Sexyback… yeah, that's it! God… that's a kick-ass song."

There was another scream; this time, Jack was getting angry. "AUGH!! He interrupted me while thinking of random songs of Nsync members I like… jerk."

Another scream.

Jack stormed out of the tent and yelled, "SHUT UP, WILL!!"

Jack felt very awkward when he realized it was Elizabeth who had been screaming, versus William. What made him feel even more awkward was that he was in the crossfire between Will and Johnny –both holding guns in the other's direction: Johnny's left arm was wrapped around Elizabeth's neck. Jack noticed that Elizabeth's wrists were cuffed, instead of Johnny's.

Jack raised his eyebrows.

"Okaaaaay…" he started, "And how did this happen?"

"Elizabeth is a whore!" yelled Will.

"Yes, we all know that, but why is Johnny going to kill her?"

"Because, she tried to-" started Johnny.

"All I was trying to do-" interrupted Elizabeth. "-was to make Johnny feel less lonely! I just came out here, started to talk to him and then-"

"That's the stupidest lie I've EVER heard!!!" said Johnny. "SHE tried to seduce me!!"

Elizabeth burst into guilty tears.

"HE SAID HE WOULD SLEEP WITH ME, SO I UNCUFFED HIM, ALRIGHT!?!?!?"

Jack looked over Johnny's way.

"She was practically begging." Johnny said.

Jack exhaled, closed his eyes and opened them slowly, glaring at Elizabeth. His hands were on his hips like an angry woman.

"What?" asked Elizabeth.

"Can you stay NOT sex crazy for ONE minute? " said Jack, leering at her. "No, seriously, I'm asking you… can you NOT be a raving sex lunatic for fifteen seconds?" Jack said, leering at her.

Everything was silent as they waited for Elizabeth's answer. Lizzy's mouth clenched and her head shook fiercely, as if she was trying to contain something with all strength she could conjure.

"God, you're so freaking sexy when you talk like that." She said, looking at Jack's face and raising her eyebrows up and down.

"You went all of ten seconds… that's, like, a record or something, isn't it?" Jack said, sarcastically yet, serious- if that makes any sense at all.

"Shut up! You guys don't understand- I NEED this more than you guys do!"

Will laughed.

"Oh, yeah- you absolutely NEED to hit on us."

"I DO!! I DO need to!! It's a medical condition!!"

"You'll have another medical condition if you don't stop this now: STDs!" yelled Jack. "They absolutely suck… and believe me, I should know."

Even Johnny commented on her condition:

"Seriously, girl, you should go to a clinic or something." Jack grinned and laughed.

"Yeah, this is coming from the man that has two kids."

Johnny turned to face Jack and gave a "and WHERE exactly did that come from?" look to him.

"What does that mean!?" Johnny yelled, "I have two kids and that automatically makes me a sex demon? What is that supposed to-"

"WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SEX!?!?!?" yelled Will, who was tired this particular morning and wanted to get this over with. The two arguing males were now silenced and looked toward Will.

Will was so pissed at this moment he started to laugh. Very loudly. He then threw the gun off to the side and sat down on top of the cooler, still laughing.

"You know what? I couldn't care less about what you do to her."

Jack seemed unfazed but still looked at Will, only slightly concerned. Johnny even seemed slightly worried. However, Elizabeth's jaw had immediately dropped to the floor and her eyes turned into grapefruits.

"WHAT did you just say!?!?" she yelled. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!??!?!??!"

Will looked up at Elizabeth, his eyes had seemingly become much darker and his smile was now a grimace. He started toward her, still under Johnny's grip.

"How?" asked Will, "I'll tell you HOW: because you never appreciated my unremitting love for you ever since I first met you, because you made out with the dude I thought was my best friend, because you seemingly couldn't care about MY needs as long as the situation you're in involves some illegality to it, because you'd rather have sex with some random movie star more than me -!!"

"OUCH! That one had to hurt!" said Jack, pulling his mouth back and looking over shoulder.

"A-AND" continued Will, becoming seemingly deeply affected- instead of indifferent in his anger- and more melancholy. "You never tell me you love me anymore."

Jack and Johnny (who was still holding Elizabeth) ran towards each other and rested their heads on the other's shoulders and went: "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Johnny and Jack ran over to Will, Elizabeth now being dragged by her hands on the floor, and hugged their melancholy widddle William.

"That is sooooooooo freaking sad, brother!" Johnny tapped his chest with his fist and gave Will a peace sign. "I feel ya', man."

Johnny was so distracted with his love-giving that he didn't notice it when Will grabbed his head and thrust it into his own, causing Johnny to fall to the floor.

"Da-amn, that was easy." Said Will, un-cuffing Elizabeth and reapplying them to Johnny's wrists behind his back and around a tree.

Jack (who had let go of Willy along time ago) sashayed over to the cooler before grabbing a water bottle and falling onto the floor, pouring it over his head. He's a maniac... that's for sure. Meanwhile, Elizabeth confronted Will.

"Nice, Will!! That was ingenious!" she said.

"Don't you think for a second that you're off the hook." He said, staring menacingly at her. "And don't think those things I said still don't get me angry."

Elizabeth groaned.

"Oh, come OFF it, Will, I mean all I did was-"

"Do you think this is FUNNY!?" Will asked. "Because it ISN'T… I hate it and you should stop pretending like it's a JOKE!"

"Actually, from my point of view it's hilarious." Jack said.

Will turned to Jack, his face red.

"Yeah- NOT helping, Jack."

Will and Elizabeth continued their bickering, yelling, accusing and all around name-calling.

"You NEVER liked ANY of my friends!" yelled Elizabeth.

"That's because your 'friends' were street mimes!! If you listened to me for a SECOND you'd know I HATE mimes!!"

Jack decided that this was stupid, and went back into the tent to sleep.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you thought this chapter was pointless (like this entire story actually is…) I tell to you now that there'll be significance in it later… but, for now… it's RANDOM!!! And I thought it was too long to continue into the next chapter. I hope people got that "Maniac" reference.