A/N: Oooh, I love this one! This request just clicked for me! Honestly, it's not all that fluffy, but it's funny and has hints of Phinbella. It will satisfy your cravings for humor and Phinbella. How awesome is that?

Word: Nose

Requester: Guest

Age: 13

"Ow."

"OW."

"OW!"

"Phineas, what is it?" Ferb asked finally.

Phineas rolled out from under the go-kart he was modifying and smacked the front of his face on the edge. He sat up rubbing his nose. "I keep banging my nose on things!" He exclaimed. "And it hurts a lot more than you would think, too."

"There's a reason you're banging your nose so much," Buford said with an eye roll, stopping in the middle of giving a very disturbed Baljeet a wet wily.

"What?" Phineas asked, curious.

"Because your gignormous nose is practically your entire face!" Buford cracked up, actually slapping his knee. Baljeet started to giggle lightly, and Phineas heard Ferb snort behind him.

"Hey, it's not funny!" Phineas protested. "It's hard having a nose this big! It hurts. And come on; Ferb's entire head is shaped like a sideways 'T'! No offense, bro, but why does no one tease Ferb?!"

"Well, Ferb can kind of pull the look off," Baljeet admitted.

"Besides, it's better to be a letter that a Dorito!" Buford cackled, and Phineas turned bright red.

"I'm not a Dorito!" Phineas protested. "Why did they have to make that stupid chip brand? I'm not a potato chip, I'm…unique!"

"That's very true," Buford said, completely solemn, and Phineas narrowed his eyes in suspicion.

"It…is?"

"Of course," Buford's straight face was starting to crack. "There aren't many potato chips that can talk!" Buford busted up again, and Baljeet looked uncomfortable. Ferb's face didn't waver.

"Maybe you are going too far, Buford," Baljeet said hesitantly.

Buford tried to glare at him, but was laughing too hard. "I'm not going too far," he insisted. "But do you know what is? Dinner Bell's nose! That thing stretches halfway to Mars!" Buford guffawed again, and Phineas honestly looked ready to cry.

Ferb stepped forward. "Buford—"

"Whatcha doin'?" Isabella pranced in cutely, stopping at the gate. Phineas quickly wiped his eyes.

"Isabella," he said quickly. "Do you think my nose is too big?"

Isabella looked at him, and then slowly turned to Buford. The look she gave him shut him up fast, and she turned back to Phineas. "Phineas," she said dreamily, "I think your nose is perfect."

"See?" Phineas said proudly, gesturing to the ebony-haired girl. "Isabella's thinks it's perfect." He turned back to his go-kart.

Buford grumbled. "Pointy," he muttered, just out of Phineas' earshot. "Girly thinks everything about you is perfect."

A/N: I love making Buford the bad guy and then having him put in his place! It's just so dang fun...

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pierre45

Thank you guys times a bazillion! But I do have to say something sad. If you requested a long time ago and haven't seen it yet, then I'm sorry, I most likely won't be writing it. If I haven't written it yet, then it probably just didn't give me any ideas. I know I've been typing up every request that I've gotten, but I'm changing that rule. I'll write it if I have an idea for it. It's nothing personal against anyone, I've just not been inspired lately. So if you requested a long (like, long) time ago and I haven't posted it yet, then feel free to request again.

Remember to do the three Rs; read, review, and request! Ciao!

Love, Cutie