A/N: I have got so much going on today. and yet here I am, sat at my computer typing like a saddo an hour before I have to go out. I hope you lot realise what you've done to me, you've made me a crazy updater xD But I love you all for it. Also, a note. This and PP are linked, so there will be mentions of PP in this and mentions of this in PP. If anyone gets confused (because it confused the hell out of me too XD) then pm me and i'll explain. Also, the birth will be in PP This is AFTER chapter three so if you haven't read that read that first. This chapter is devoted to all of you, for making me feel like I'm not a total loser (Just let me believe that :P ) and for helping make torchwood msn into what it is. xxx

-Voice Of A Nightingale has entered the conversation-

-5 months! has entered the conversation-

Voice Of A Nightingale says- So, freak, I heard your weird weevil friend almost died

5 months! says- yeah, pineapple head, he did. And don't call him weird, Big C is ten times more popular then you'll ever be.

Voice Of A Nightingale says- What? I think I am quite a bit more popular then that stupid weevil thing.

5 months! says- Nope. He has followers

Voice of A Nightingale says- I'm sorry, followers?

5 months! says- yeah, I typed his name in for a laugh on google, and a load of people have wrote comments about how awesome he is under secret names

Voice Of A Nightingale says- Oh really? Then who, you liar!

5 months! says- Chasing Aspirations, Rezeupter, Gwen Harkness (I have no idea why she's called that, either she knows them both or she just has a really unusual name), Super Cali, JantoGleek and NO-PANTIES. so ner. Proof that Big C is more popular then you.

-I IZ WEEVIL has entered the conversation-

I IZ WEEVIL says- alriiiiiight. Yeah, Big C iz a hit wit da ladiez!

5 months! says- erm... yeah. And you know, for an agency that's meant to be secret people on the internet sure do know a lot about all of us. They have fan sites and everything, it's rather disturbing.

I IZ WEEVIL says- itz just coz we're da bomb mate

Voice Of A Nightingale says- well what have these strangers said about me then?

5 months! says- they agree with me. Spongebob lives in your hair.

Jones, Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-

-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-

Jackie Chan says- you talking about the randoms who know about torchwood on the internet?

Voice Of A Nightingale says- you know about that?

Jones, Ianto Jones says- of course we do. Everyone does. "The Wedding Fairy" thinks Janto are hot.

Jackie Chan says- The Wedding Fairy's right ;)

Voice Of A Nightingale says- wait.. .this makes no sense... torchwood is meant to be secret so surely you should retcon them all?

-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-

Sexy Techie says- Oh I was going to...

-Am I Bovered has entered the conversation-

Am I Bovered says- But I stopped her. They all love me!

5 months! says- same!

Am I Bovered says- *hi5!*

-I love Sex has entered the conversation-

-Hartbreaker has entered the conversation-

I love sex says- you're lucky. Sliceless thinks I'm a psycopath -.-

HartBreaker says- well you're my psycopath :) xx

Voice Of A Nightingale says- wow wow wow STOP... I just checked this fan base thing out... HOW CAN THEY PREFER DALEK CAAN TO ME?

-Dalek Caan has entered the conversation-

Dalek Caan says- it's coz I've got the style babe

Voice Of A Nightingale says- but you're a FUCKING DALEK! AND THEY LIKE YOU MORE! HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Dalek Caan says- well, I rock Prada... and your style... would make Prada want to die. RattyChipmunk thinks I'm the next Gok Wan. That girl is so getting a free manicure from me.

Voice Of A Nightingale says- GUYS! just stop and THINK for a minute! How do these people know about us! They could be tracing us right now! They could be maniacs! Do you really want to put your lives in danger over a bit of flattery?

Am I Bovered says- see I thought that... but then JayaDurron said I was the coolest companion. And WishfulThinkin21 thinks I'm awesome. :D

Voice Of A Nightingale says- you see! They're tricking you!

5 months! says- Vikki-Toria-94 scares me, she has an obsession with giving people cookies O.o

Voice Of A Nightingale says- you SEE! handing out cookies, doesn't that sound a bit suspisious to you?

Dalek Caan says- ...I'm Leanne1402's favourite :D

Voice Of A Nightingale says- GAH!

-Gwen is teh awesome has entered the conversation-

Gwen is teh awesome says- what did they say about me? :D xxx

5 months! says- ..

Sexy Techie says- ...

Hartbreaker says- ...

Jones, Ianto Jones says- ... rezeupter thinks your stupid, SLNS dislikes you almost as much as she dislikes Rose and to be honest sliceless hates you almost as much as God hates Satan.

Jackie Chan says- Ianto!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- What... it's true...

Gwen is teh awesome says- :(

I IZ WEEVIL says- You can come to ma bedroom if you fancy a little fun nd games ta cheer ya up...

Am I Bovered says- ew! That's gross martien!

I IZ WEEVIL says- you can come too if you want, Big C is always up for threesomes ;)

Voice Of A Nightingale says- so basically, everyone hates me Martha and Rose? :(

5 months! says- yep. Coz you suck. HA!

Voice Of A Nightingale says- Why would they like you? you're a mentalist?

-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-

Timey Wimey Lord says- well yeah, but he's a very sexy mentalist ;)

5 months! says- true that ;)

Voice of A Nightingale says- arhhh! This just doesn't make any sense!

I love Sex says- Welcome To Torchwood

Jones, Ianto Jones says- escape while you can.

Voice Of A Nightingale says- :|

A/N: First up I am so so so so so sorry if I left you out, but you have no idea how difficult it is trying to find every single person who's reviewed :P Give me a message if you're left out and I'll edit you in. Next update will be tomorrow afternoon. Much love xxxxx