Kiri stared blankly at the three boys smiling devilishly in front of her. The three of them looked at her and waited expectantly, until the movement made by Haruhi interrupted their line of sight.

"Come on guys, give her a break. Don't make her choose between the host club guys!" Haruhi said, accusatively. Kouru looked at Hikaru, Hikaru looked at Billy, all three of them looked at Haruhi.

"So Haruhi, if you hadn't walked into the host club accidentally on that fateful day…"

"And were then invited by a fellow female friend…"

"Which host would you have chosen?" Hikaru finished the other's question for them, Haruhi stumbled back in shock.

"You don't honestly expect me to answer that, right?" She asked, hopefully, with a hint of dread in her voice.

"What's wrong?" Kouru asked.

"We're just curious." Hikaru added mischievously.

"Well…I honestly don't think I'd choose any of you. You're all too…too…"

"Self-centred, annoying, weird, moe-moe, take your pick" Kiri cut in, slapping the three boys across the face with her cruel words (although she was not intending to cause offense).

"Woah, that was harsh." Kouru stepped back and wiped a sparkling tear from his eye.

"Don't listen to her Kouru! We may be a little over-baring but I find that charming about you!" Hikaru leant in to his brothers face and took it lovingly in his hands.

"Oh, Hikaru, not in front of Billy…" Kouru blushed violently.

"It's ok, I don't mind, I find your brotherly love so captivating…" He stepped forward and the twins pulled him into a hug. Billy…somehow….amazingly….weirdly and miraculously joined the pair in their weird, twisted, twincest world. By this time, the entire class had become onlookers in this unnatural but oddly fascinating affair. Every girl in the room had their eyes fixed upon the embracing brothers and their new cling-on friend, and began squealing to their hearts delight. Even Iori looked on, although much more disgusted than anything else. Suddenly, the clanging sound of the school bell brought Haruhi and Kiri out of their reverie of nauseating images and they gathered their things before edging around the shrieking girls, none of whom seemed to notice that the school day had ended. Billy and the twins caught up with them along the top of the north corridor, several minutes later.

"Wow Billy, you're a natural!" Hikaru laughed as Kouru slung his arm over his brother's shoulder.

"Yeah, you should totally act like that tomorrow when the club opens. Kyouya will be delighted, the more customers the merrier he would say." Kouru punched Billy gently on his upper arm and gave him an encouraging smile. Billy grinned widely, Haruhi looked at Kiri as if to confirm the craziness she'd just heard. Kiri was apparently deaf to the conversation going on behind her as she was looking straight in front of her, eyes fixed on the clubroom door.

"Hey, Koshiba-kun. Are you ok?" Haruhi asked, putting a hand on Kiri's shoulder. Kiri stopped still.

"Haruhi."

"Yeah, what is it?" Haruhi was scared of how suddenly she'd stopped.

"I. I haven't had orange juice since Monday. Do you think the host club will have any?" Haruhi sighed in relief.

"Are you having withdrawal symptoms?" Haruhi smiled at Kiri's straight face. "If Honey-sempai doesn't have any, I'll go get some for you." She maintained. Haruhi then went ahead and held the club room door open for the four others, Kiri thanked her as she passed, the three boys all wandered past in a jovial mood, laughing and joking.

"Huh. We're the first ones here. That's kinda odd." Hikaru commented to the almost empty room.

"Yeah, I thought that at least Kyouya would be here by now." Haruhi agreed. "I guess we'll just have to wait until they get here. I'll go look for some juice..." Haruhi wandered off and into the store-room like snack cupboard leaving Kiri with the wayward three.

"Hey, Kiri!" Billy bounded up to her and hugged her around the neck before breaking away and saying, "You know, you never did answer our question."

"What was there to answer? I'm not really interested in guys right now." Kiri yawned and flumped inelegantly down upon a nearby sofa.

"It's probably because none of the host club guys are her type. She probably goes for more conventional guys." Hikaru guessed, now bored.

"Ah! You mean boring guys?!" Billy asked, erratically. "Kiri, you can't be in love with Taro-tard! Your mom wants you to marry me!"

"Who said anything about Taro-tard?" Kiri said, irritated. "I don't like boring guys, and I equally don't like crazy guys; like the three of you. But who cares?" Kiri took her red cap from her bag, flopped it onto her head and pushed the rim over her eyes, she then leant heavily back onto the sofa. "Wake me up when I have something to do." Kiri's moment of relaxation was short lived though, as it was but seven seconds later that the remains of the host club and scissors project burst noisily through the door. Tamaki was accompanied by three more girls, obviously there for more practice makeovers.

"Ok, my friends. It's less than forty eight hours before the scissors project return home! Let's make this practice count for tomorrow!" He flashed them a brilliant smile, and Kiri pushed her cap further down her face. Would she ever get time to drink some orange juice and sleep?

Some of the credit for this chapter must go to my dear friend and Mori-fan, Graihagh. I was having trouble with the dialogue so she stepped in with some ideas and tah-dah, we got the Twincest + Billy moe moe moment! Peace out G-kun! I wonder if you'll ever read this far? You're still on chaper 15 right? Anywhoo...this anime quote is for you "MY LORD FREDERICK!" Thanks a bunch, Kakeru Tamaki xx