Naruto-Puberty and Ninja War

A Naruto Fanfic

A humorous version of the future

Involving lots of pubic stuff

By Niko SiMamu

Rated M (ooh)

Chapter 21: Meeting the Mizukage

Yuri pulled out another candy cigarette and lit it again. He pulled on his fingerless gloves and threw his hood back down. He walked down the corridor to the rest of Team Neko, of whom were still waiting for Shin and Naruto.

"Naruto's doing a poo and Shin can't get his hair right" Yuri said to them simply.

"He can't get his spikes right? I always imagined they came out naturally from going to bed" Tsume replied.

"Well yeah. His spikes are just uncombed behead but he wants to comb his hair down and he dyed his hair yesterday" Yuri replied.

"What colour did he die it?" Lea asked.

"Green" Yuri replied with distaste.

"He dyed his hair green?" Sakura said, not believing it.

Yuri nodded in return.

"Green?"

"Yep."

"Green?"

"Yes" Yuri replied again but losing his short patience.

"Okay" Sakura replied, not quite sure whether or not believe it but didn't want to push Yuri further. Man could be scary when he wanted to.

Shin came down the corridor and as he came closer and his hair dawned upon them they gaped at him. There was nothing wrong with the style it had been flattened so that he gad bangs pushed to the side on his forehead and length at the back that went to the tip of his hood.

"What?" Shin asked.

"Your hair is green" Yuri replied, he was the only one not gaping at Shin's hair as they shared a room and he already has seen it last night.

"Oh. What's wrong with that?" Shin asked the others.

"Well it's not exactly a normal hair colour" Sakura replied, the first to get over it.

"And your hair is? Pinkie?" Shin replied.

"Touché" Sakura muttered with grit teeth.

"Look, we have a mission, now can we please get a move on" Yuri cried at the team, "we don't want to keep whatever is in this letter away from the Mizukage for too long or it could be too late."

"He's right" Shin said, backing him up. He hadn't been able to film himself and Lea as she wanted to wait until they were 'married'. Which Shin wasn't too happy about but had got over it. His site needed more porn as people were beginning to turn to his rivals and a five some of one boy with four busty women would definitely sky rocket the ratings up.

Around an hour later they reached the land hidden in the mist. Tsume banged the knocked to let the guards know they were there.

A guard strolled over and asked through the slits in the gate "what do you want?" in a chav like tone.

"We're here to see the Mizukage. We have been sent here by the Hokage" Tsume replied.

"And what proof do I have?" the man replied.

"Our word" Yuri replied, taking over from Tsume.

"Not good enough, mate" the guard replied.

"Then it'll be very unfortunate when you lose your job for not letting the Mizukage get a letter that could help in winning the war against Akatsuki" Yuri replied.

"Um..." the man said, split in two minds, "... well I suppose... but what if... well I guess the Mizukage can deal with that... Come in."

"Why thank you. I'll give her a good word on you. Maybe you'll get a pay rise and-" Yuri said, leaning into whisper the next bit to him, "a treat. If you know what I mean." And leaned away with a wink.

The guard chuckled and muttered "I know what you mean. I know what you mean."
Yuri smiled as they walked by the man into foreign lands. They walked through a town that was covered in mist. People gave them discourteous looks with hardened glares. As they picked out things form stores that matched the streets of the Leaf village. But something was missing.

"Hey! Where's the ramen store?" Naruto whinged.

"Shut up Naruto! You're being rude!" Sakura shouted and smacked him round the head.

"Ow! What the f**k, Sakura?" Naruto moaned and he held his head in pain.

"Don't swear!" Sakura shouted and smacked him round the head.

Sweat drops appeared on the heads of their teammates.

"God, we can't take those two together anywhere" Yuri said and shook his head.

"Agreed" Tsume agreed.

Yuri dragged Sakura away while Tsume dragged Naruto away. Naruto kicking and screaming while Sakura was at first till she realised who it was and instead leaned into him and relaxed.

"Sorry Yuri-kun" she said to him sweetly.

"It's alright. Don't let Naruto being an imbecile anger you, m'kay?" Yuri said.

"Okay. Yuri-kun, why do you smoke candy cigarettes and not real ones?" Sakura asked the question that you readers are all wondering (I know these things).

"Because I don't smoke" Yuri replied simply.

"Then why do you light it?"

"So I don't have to make hand signs during battle and have the fire ready to blow already. It's all very tactical" Yuri replied.

"Oh" Sakura said, it all now making sense.

They walked up glass steps with small holes in them which meant if you tipped the stairs up the water inside would fall out. At the top of the stairs was a house that looked like Tsunade's.

As Tsume knocked on the door, Yuri stopped him and gave him a look that said 'let me do it' and Tsume backed down. Yuri had already proved himself a better sweet talker than him before and decided that these sort of things should be left to Yuri in the future.

"Okay" Yuri said and turned back around to knock on the door.

The waited a few seconds before the door was answered. It was answered by Chojuro who was her house guard.

"Chojuro" Shin muttered with hate.

"Do I know you?"Chojuro asked.

"No" Shin said through gritted teeth, eyeing the sword on his back. Desperately wanting to say 'You did and wont for much longer. Die, motherfucka!'

"So, uh, why are you here?" Chojuro was going to say but he caught sight of Sakura and 'fell in love', "why hello my dear, I'm Chojuro and I am at your service. Whatever you need or if you need help, I will be there to help. You know I'm one of the seven swordsmen" he said, kissing her hand.

She laughed gently at took her hand back, "I'm Sakura."

Yuri raised his eyebrow and looked down upon the boy who looked around his age and wondered how such a weak looking child could be one of the legendary swordsman or even carry such a heavy sword.

"Sakura won't need your help if she needs help in a battle. We're here. Her team" Yuri told Chojuro.

"But what if you guys aren't strong enough and the help of a powerful swordsman" Chojuro replied, trying to have as much wit as the young Ugarte.

"Oh trust me, with me here, you'll only get in the way" Yuri said and then said, "aren't you going to ask why we're here?"

"Oh yes" Chojuro said with a chuckle, "why are you here?" he said, looking at Sakura with a smile.

"We've been sent here by the Hokage" Yuri replied, irritated by how the 'insolent child' wasn't looking at him. He found him even more annoying than Shin and Naruto! But, he supposed, he found them annoying for different reasons.

"Oh right, the Mizukage told me you were coming. She only wants to see the one carrying the letter. The rest of you should just stay outside till he gets back" Chojuro said, gritting his teeth at the mention of Yuri.

"Okay" they said.

Yuri walked past Chojuro, whispering to him: "Don't annoy me. Or you'll deeply regret it."

And proceeded past too fast for Chojuro to reply with a witty comment.

"I'm gonna go to the hotel Tsunade booked for us and get the rooms ready, I'll see you guys later" Sakura said and walked away.

"Wait, let me come with you" Lea called, skipping over.

"No, no. I'm going alone. Stick with Shin" Sakura said.

"Okay" Lea said slowly, stopping in her steps and walking back to Shin.

As got Sakura got ready to prance away she was interrupted by Tsume calling back to her.

"What's the name of the hotel?" he called.

"Za Sei Hosuteru(The Sex Hostel)" Sakura replied.

"Okay" he said as they sat down on the steps.

Yuri was in such a rush to get away he'd forgot to ask where the Mizukage's office was but presumed the large door saying 'Mizukage's Office' was where the office was. And it was.

He knocked on the door and a woman responded with a "Come in!" and he did so.

He walked over and sat down on the chair in front of her desk and handed her the letter.

"Why aren't you a pretty one" she said with a sweet smile and took the letter and opened it and began to read it. A smirk crossing her face as she read.

The Mizukage, Mei Terumi, has her golden hair in its usual ponytail but was not wearing the clothes she wore during the five Kage's Summit, but instead a dressing gown that exposed a large amount of cleavage.

She looked up and smirked at him, her eyes appearing to examine him. He looked back at her with a cold stare as he notice what she was wearing and blushed faintly so it couldn't be seen. This gave him a familiar bad feeling that he couldn't put his finger on.

"Have I caught you at a bad time. I'll leave" Yuri said and got up, as he was about to head for the door his arm was held in a tight grip making him turn his head back around.

"No, wait. Don't leave" Mei said, standing up.

Yuri noticed that her dressing gown had came undone so that he could see she was wearing a thong and nothing else underneath. He realised why this situation seemed familiar and gently cursed.

"Shit! Not this again!" he muttered to himself as he looked at her face and its large smirk.

"I'm gonna give you a wild ride" she said flirtatiously with a smirk and jumped over the desk at him, her dressing gown flying off revealing her naked breasts. They weren't as big as Sofia's or Tsunade's but were slightly bigger than Sakura's and Maria's.

She jumped on top of him with a wild smile and eyes as she kissed him hard.

He managed to see a window behind her that had a camera popping out against it with green hair behind it. Shin.

'Typical' Yuri thought to himself as his innocence was taken again by an older woman. He really should start getting restraining orders from women over the age of twenty-one. There was no point putting 'excluding family' as he had no family.

Shin smirk and praised himself for finding a window on the other side of the building and trusting his 'Yuri Sex Adventures Intuition' that never failed. Sadly for Yuri. Luckily for Shin and his porn sites' millions of viewers. 'Oh the joys of having such a good looking friend that no woman can resist his accidental charm. Why couldn't it have been given to someone who would embrace the charm? Like me!' Shin thought to himself before giving all his focus back to another bit of Yuri fun.