Okay, this going to be a special chapter in honor of a special birthday for Moka McDowell. She had been an inspiration because she had helped me with my story. I hoped that you like this gift from me. I don't own none of the Naruto. soul eaters, mass effect, black lagoon, bleach, Dragon age, and star wars characters except for my Ocs.

Enjoy :)


We found a Heaven Scroll

=== Author Realm ===

Naruto11222 was working on a surprse party for Moka Mcdowell and he was having help from freinds from all over the realm. Ahsoka was using the force to move some of the stuff and she started to have built up a sweat. Barriss was making the cake and the others were wrapping the gifts. Revy was shooting some empty beer bottles because she was bored out of her mind. She was smoking her cigarette and she released the smoke.

"Hey boss, where is the birthday girls going to be here?" Revy asked, shooting off another round of bullets on the empty beer bottle off the roof.

"She'll arrive soon, revy. Just be patient." said Naruto11222

"She can't wait any longer because she get really really horny and she need a lot of lesbians to fuck." said Chinglish

"Oh, you want to go you Jappanese bitch?!" said Revy

"I would love to beat your ass like always." said Chinglish

Revy reach for her pistols and Chinglish reach for her machetes. They were squaring off at each other and they both wasn't going back down. Ashley and Tali was looking at them and they just shook their heads. Max was helping Samara putting the food on the table and they looked at both of them. Chinglish and Revy was getting ready to fight, but Naruto11222 stepped in to stop the both of them.

"Okay, you two are not going to fight here because the both of you made a promise if I am going to be working on your story anytime soon, that you two wasn't going to fight each other." said Naruto11222

They both stopped for and looked at Naruto11222 and they head tears in their eyes. They pleaded for him to make the Black Lagoon story soon and he knew that they wasn't going to stop fight. Revy looked at him with puppy dog eyes and Naruto11222 turned his head and he knew that he had gotten their attention.

"We promise to not fight again. Please, please make our story. We'll be good this time." said Chinglish and Revy.

"I'll think about it." said Naruto11222

Both Revy and Chinglish was smiling at him and they both started to help the others with the party. Naruto11222 just shook his and he knew that would work like a charm. He looked at the list of things that needed to be done. He saw that Kiba was using his fang over fang to hang the sign that had "Happy Birthday Moka Mcdowell," and Naruto11222 checked that off the list. He was still going through the list until his get a call from Carlos.

"What is it, Carlos." said Naruto11222

"Hehehe... I've lost Moka." said Carlos

"You dumbass! How could you lost Moka." said Naruto11222

"I was picking her up from the studio and I drove her around a lot. She told me that she needed to head to the bathroom and I have been waiting on her." said Carlos

Naruto11222 was listening to the story that Carlos and he was thinking for a moment. He knew that Carlos was still on the phone and he looked at the others for a moment. He tried to put the pieces together and he just realized that Carlos had just fall for the oldest trick in the book.

"Dude, you have been played by her. Get back here." said Naruto11222

Naruto11222 hung up the phone and he knew looked at the cameras to see that Moka was heading towards the building. He knew that they needed to move faster to get everything and he knew that he had some tricks up his sleeves. Moka started to walked down the halls and she looked around to see that some of the workers was looking at her. Naruto11222 reach for the phone and he had someone on the other line because he was going have her do somethig for him.

"Yeah,"

"Hey, we are organize a party for a friend of mine and she had arrive to the building ahead of time. I would like to ask you for a favor." said Naruto11222

"I'm listening and I wanted something out of this."

"Oh come on, Leliana. What do you want? I have nothing that best your interest." siad Naruto11222

"I may have something that have my interest." said Leliana

"What? Who?" asked Naruto11222

Leliana whispered into the phone which cause him to blushed about the idea. Naruto11222 started to twitching for a moment because he knew that he couldn't let her have her way but he needed Moka to be distract. He suck in his pride and he sighed for a moment while everyone to looked at him. He was still blushing and he had his hand over the speaker to prevent everyone from hearing him.

"I want you to have sex with me mistress." said Naruto11222

"What? I didn't hear you very clearly. Could you say it again but with feeling." said Leliana

"You are a evil woman." said Naruto11222

"What?" said Leliana

*sigh* "I want to have sex with you, mistress." said Naruto11222

"There now, that wasn't so hard." said Leliana. "I keep her busy."

Naruto11222 hung up the phone and he turned around to see that everyone was smiling at him. He was blushing really really red, but they all returned to their duties. Revy was laughing at him and she kenw that she was going to have fun with this. He knew that he was going to regert it later on with Leliana and he started to walking towards his project. Revy was on her phone and she was telling Eda what had happened at the party room. Naruto11222 could hear that Eda was laughing on the other line and he just banged his head against a machine. Leliana was looking around the cornor and she saw Moka was heading towards the party room.

"Hey, are you Moka Mcdowell? I read your story and I was very horny when I read it. I love your work and I am your number one fan. Can I get your autograph." said Leliana

"Um... Sure. Do you have a pen and paper." said Moka.

"I think that my friends might have that. Let me take you there." said Leliana

Leliana took Moka away from the party room and she took her to the second floor. Leliana just smile for a moment which Moka was confuse for a moment because she didn't know where that Leliana had taken her. When the elevator open, there was a lot of girls that was fan to Moka's story. They all started to scream with excitement when they saw her and Moka was looking at leliana.

"What is all of this." said Moka

=== Story ===

Naru and the others was resting their wounds from the battle with the sound ninja and Naru was standing on a rock with her Shadow clones. She was smiling and she looked into the water to find the prefect fish for their lunch. Sasuke was standing next to the river and he had shurikens ready. Haku was being treated by Sakura because she had suffer worse at the hands of the sound ninjas. Sakura was looking at Naru for a moment and she blushed because she saw that Naru wasn't wearing a shirt. Naru shouted at her clones about her plans on catching fishs and they all cheered at the top of their lungs.

"Shadow clones canon ball Jutsu!" yelled Naru

When the water to splashed, the fishes started to jump out of the water and Sasuke was throwing his shurikems at the fishes. He saw that some of the fishes was too small for all of them to eat and he looked at Naru for a moment. He told Naru to get more and they both started arguing. Both Haku and Sakura just sighed at the both of them and they continue to make fire.

"You know you can't order me round like a dog." said Naru

"I have to be the one that is the strongest of this team. By the way, put your shirt on." said Sasuke

Naru just spit at him and she just hate being told what to do. Sasuke just looked at her and he just shook his head. Haku and Sakura just sighed because they both knew that Sasuke and Naru wasn't going to change. Naru looked at the earth scroll for a moment and she was curious about something. Sasuke started to head out to figure something else to put with the fish. She watched as he left and she looked at both Sakura and Haku for a moment.

"Hey Sakura, Haku, I have a question for the both of you." said Naru

"What is it, Naru?" said Haku

"What's the question?" said Sakura

"Well, it's about the scroll and I think that we should open it." said Naru

Both Sakura and Haku looked at her and they wanted to know that she was serious. She was just curious about the earth scrolls but she wanted to see what's inside of it. Sakura was looking at Naru for a moment and she saw that Naru had the look of determination in her eyes.

"I have ben wondering about scroll before the exam started. Maybe that the scrolls are something important that they doesn't want us to know." said Naru

"And what if you are wrong and we getting disqualified." said Sakura

"I agree with Sakura, Naru. I am not going to take that chance for us opening that scroll." said Haku

"Okay, if you two don't want to open the scroll then I respect you decision." said Naru

"Hey, guys." said Kabuto

Kabuto was standing on a tree branch and he was looking down at them. He had smile on his face because he saw that they were getting ready to open the scroll but he saw that they didn't open it yet. He landed in front of them and he had was looking at them. Naru could tell that Kabuto can be trusted which she saw that Sasuke had returned from his hunt and he had some berries. He saw that kabuto was here and he knew that Kabuto was here for their scrolls. Kabuto saw that Sasuke was here and he looked at him close and he saw that Sasuke had the curse mark on his neck.

"Relax, I am not here to take your scroll because I have already have both of my scrolls. I thought that I could help some of you rookies out." said Kabuto

"Yeah, we lost our heaven scroll to some woman with a giant snake. She was able powered both me and Sasuke and she took the heaven scroll from me." said Naru

"I see, did she escape from you?" said Kabuto

"Then this man named Orochimaru that had place a cure mark on Sasuke's neck." said Sakura

"I see, what ever did happened to this Orochimaru?" said Kabuto

"We don't know that happened to him. He just vanished without of a trace." said Haku

Kabuto just smiled for a moment and he was surprise that they all have covered an earth scroll. He knew that Orochimaru has a plan because he knew that really reason for being here. He just looked at Sasuke for a moment and he told them that he was going to help them to find a new heaven scrolls and Naru, Sakura, and Haku lit up.

=== Moka ===

Moka was explaining to the Anbu but she knew that they was still upset that she had attacked them. Moka was looking at Anko for some assisted and Anko was enjoying her dumplings. She knew that Moka was going to pay for attacking the Ambu and she just stepped in front of them.

"This is a member of the Mcdowell clan and she didn't know that it was you guys." said Anko

"But she kidnapped you. She deserved to be put to death for this."

"And the lord hokage told you that no one should not harm the member of the Mcdowell clan. Are you refusing to follow that order." said Anko

The members of the anbu just shut their mouths and lower their head in shame. They bow to Moka with apology. Anko fletch the in pain because of the curse mark and one of the ambu members noticed it. She was afraid of it and they all knew that Orochimaru was here and they all knew that they have to stop the exams.

"It's the curse mark. That means he's here."

"Who is he." said Moka

"Orochimaru, he is a legendary senin and he used to be my sensei. He is gifted in the forbidden jutsu." said Anko

"I never knew about that. He could be a teacher of my former members of the Mcdowell clan." said Moka

Moka just think about Orochimaru and Mithra working together. She thought for a good minute and she shook the thought out her head because she knew that Mithra had always working with girls not with the senin members. Anko rise her brow for a moment and Moka just rubbed the back of her head.

"Well, how about we get some rest." said Moka

"Anko, there something you need to see."

The jounin started to upload video and it started to play. Anko and moka both looked at the video for a moment and they saw Gaara and his siblings had arrived to the tower first before everyone else. Anko pause the video for a moment and she took a closer looked at Gaara, She saw that Gaara didn't have any scratches on him and she started to tremble in fear because she knew that the Forest of death was a challenge for her when she took the exams.

"How is this possible. I never seen a boy like this can make through the Forest and survive without suffering any scratches." said Anko

"Well, that is something to be afraid about because I think that this kid might be immortal." said Moka

=== Naru and the others ===

Naru and the others was walking towards the tower so that they could find any remaining candidates to take their heaven scroll. Sakura was getting creep out because of the night time. Haku was looking around to see that if they were being follow by someone or something.

"Man, this forest is giving me the creeps." said Sakura

Then she heard something and she turned around to see a giant which cause her to scream. Naru threw her kunai at it the creature which she saw it was a centipede. She was creep out because she hated insects. Kabuto noticed that they were being followed by someone and he didn't know who was it.

"I really hate this forest." said Naru

"It's just a centipede, Naru. Don't get your panties in a bunch." said Haku

"Shut up, haku." said Naru

They started to walk again, but Kabuto stopped them and he told them that they needed to take separated paths to get to the tower. Naru and Haku took to the trees while Sakura was using the tall grass and Sasuke was using the water to travel. Kabuto to see that they all use his advice and he knew that something was wrong. Everyone met up and they looked tired and they were out of breath.

"What's going on. That tower looks like it was getting further way." said Sakura

"I am too tired for an insulted right now, Sakura. You are lucky." said Naru

"How is that possible. We are not getting any closer to it." said Haku

"It isn't because we are going in circle. Just take a looked at that. Does that ring any bells." said Kabuto.

He pointed at the dead centipede and everyone was shocked to see the same centipede that Naru had killed. She was getting upset that they were going in circle and she was throwing her shuriken everywhere. Sakura hit the dock to avoid being hit and she looked at Naru for a moment. Haku was using her mirror jutsu to block the shuriken while Sasuke use his kuani to knock some of them back.

"Naru just calm down." said Sakura

"Sorry about that guys. I guess that I couldn't get mad all the time because of the Genjutsu." said Naru

"Say what?" said Sakura and Haku.

"The genjutsu that we are under." said Naru

"How did Naru knew about the genjutsu." whispered Sakura

"I don't know." whispered Haku.

Kabuto looked at Naru for moment and he was shocked to hear that Naru knew about the Genjutsu. He was looking at the Sasuke for a moment and they both started to come up with a plan to force the enemy to come out of hide. Then there was some ninjas in black that had the grass village on their headbands. Naru and the others was looking at the grass ninja but Naru had a pair of hands signs.

"Release." said Naru

The grass ninjas started to disappeared and they all started to see three grass ninjas standing in a tree. They were shocked to see that Naru knew about the Genjutsu and they looked at her with shock in their eyes. Naru looked at all three of them and she had a smile on her face because they all fell right in their trapped.

"I think that these guys just fall for it, don't you guys think." said Naru

Then the grass ninjas turned around to see Haku, Kabuto, Sakura, and Sasuke standing on tree branches and they all had a smile on their face. Sasuke knew that their plan had already worked like a charm. Sakura was smiling at Naru because she knew that Naru was good playing as bait. Sasuke noticed that Naru had used up too much chakra and he knew that she needed a break.

"I think that you have done enough, Naru. You need to rest because you deserves it." said Sasuke

Naru started running towards the sound ninjas and she kicked one of them in the face. She looked at Sasuke because she is never the type of person to rest unless that she had exhausted herself from training. Both Haku and Sakura jumped down to see that Naru needs some help with the fight. Sasuke and Kabuto started to threw their shuriken at the grass ninjas to give both Haku and Sakura some cover while they were getting Naru.

"I think that it is time for us to reveal our technique."

"You're right about one thing."

"Yeah."

They all had a pair of smoke bombs in their heads and they threw it on the ground. There was a lot of smokes everywhere and everyone shielded their eyes because of it. They all couldn't see anything but the grass ninjas started to performed hand signs and they were working up another Genjutsu. Naru looked around to see that the enemy was standing in front of them. She didn't know what to do and she looked at her teammates for some answers but they didn't know what to do either

"Well, I guess that I have no choice but to smash them to find the real ones." said Naru

"Naru, don't be a damn fool." said Sasuke. "We have to plan our next attack."

"Sasuke is right, Naru." said Sakura

"Maybe you guys can wait but I want to get out of this forest." said Naru

Naru started to hit the illusions but she fade through it and she knew that they were clones. Sasuke was using his sharingan eyes to see the clones which he had saw that they were just chakra but not the enemy's chakra. Sakura was looking around to find the enemy and so was haku. They were having no luck finding them but Kabuto heard something and he looked down to see that the ground beneath him was cracking. Before he could react to protect himself, one of the grass ninja cut him. He was looked at them and the other grass ninja was getting ready to kill him, but Naru came out of nowhere and she kicked them in the face which knocked their breathing masks off their face. They were out cold like a light and Naru was going through their stuff. Everyone was looking at her because she had surprised them on how strong that she had become.

"Man, Naru is getting stronger by the minute." said Sakura

"Yes, she just saved Kabuto's life." said Haku

"Which I might add that she had some great amount chakra. I am surprise that she didn't die from using up too much chakra." said Kabuto

"Hey guys, I have found a heaven scroll. All we have to do is head to the tower." said Naru

Sakura sighed with relief because they were done with the exam. They all started to head towards the tower. Sasuke was feeling unease about something because he was looking at Naur for a moment. He knew that he was being out shine by Naru. He felt the pain of the curse mark on his neck started to cause him more pain because he used his Sharingan. Sakura was starting to worry about him and they continue to head towards the tower with top speed.

=== Author realm ===

Moka was still signing autographs while Leliana was watching her and she knew that she had done well for keep Moka distracted. More girls appeared out of no where because they all wanted to meet Moka Mcdowell really bad. Moka was getting tired from writing autographs but she knew that she needed to hold out a little bit longer. Leliana felt her phone vibrated and she pulled it out of her cleavage. She saw the ID on her phone and she knew that it was time for the party.

"Hello." said Leliana

"Leliana, the party is ready can you bring Moka." said Naruto11222

"Okay, I will bring the birthday girl." said Leliana

"Miss Mcdowell, can you sign my tits."

"Sorry, ladies but I am afraid that Miss Moka Mcdowell has some other business to attend to." said Leliana

All the girls was sad that Moka had to leave and Moka waved to all of them. She sighed with relief and she started to massage her wrist for a moment because she had sign a lot of autographs which cause her hand to get sore. She looked at Leliana for a moment and she saw that Leliana was laughing at her.

"I can't believed that I pulled you away from a girl that wanted you to sign her big tits." said Leliana

"I could have done it you know. I mean don't get me wrong, that girl has some nice tits." said Moka. "So, where are we going."

"To your party." said Leliana

With that said, Leliana opened the door and moka was surprised to see that everyone from a real world and the stories that was here to celebrate her birthday. They all was happy to see her and she was about to cry when she saw a sign that says "Happy Birthday Moka Mcdowell." Leliana gave her a little push and Moka started to walk in the room. Naruto11222 was smiling at her and he gave her favorite wine. Then Dogpound place her in a royal chair that was fit for a queen and he lift her up. Everyone started clapping for her and they all saw the cake for Moka. Dogpound place her on the ground for a moment which moka was looking at the cake.

"Happy Birthday, we wished you the love and care." Naruto11222. "Happy Birthday, Moka Mcdowell."

"Happy Birthday, we all love the story you tell." sang Leliana. "Happy birthday, Moka Mcdowell."

"Happy Birthday, we love you with all of our hearts. Happy Birthday, Moka Mcdowell."

Moka blew out her candles and she smiled at everyone that had came to her birthday party. Naruto11222 just smiled at her and he was happy to be celebrating her birthday. Leliana walked up to him and she started to whispered something into Naruto11222's ear which she cause him to blushed like a tomato.

"I didn't forget the deal that we had." said Lelaian

"Oh c'mon, this is suppose to be Moka's birthday." said Naruto11222

"Moka wouldn't mine. Would you, moka." said Leliana

"Not at all, Leliana. You go get your freak on with my best friend." said Moka

"THIS IS CRUEL!" yelled Naruto11222

Narito11222 was being dragged away by Leliana and she waved to Moka and she gave her a wink. Moka waved back at them and she had an evil smile on her face because she knew that she had to get back at him for leaving her with Leliana. Naruto11222 started screaming like at a girl because of Leliana's sex ideas. Everyone started laughing at him and they started drinking their ass off.


Phew that was some party. Moka, I hope like this little present of mine. This is something I like to do on someone's birthday. I only wish that I meet you in real life so I can say happy birthday in front of you. You are the greatest sister I could have ever ask. Drink up for the both of us okay, sis and I am at my desk with my bottle of beer and I am drinking for the two of us. Cheer!

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