Aria Meloetta burped loudly while Bianca farted a deep pitched brassy tuba toot to go along with Meloetta's bassy belch, the two gassy beings going through a slow water ride as the water was filled with all different flavors of icing. Arceus sighed, for he was forced to tag along.
"Man, all this icing is just wonderful!" Meloetta stated as she placed her hands into the pink, strawberry flavored icing, sucking it up and burping. "I could be here forever!'
"Uh huh, me too!" Bianca added as she clapped her hands excitedly while bouncing and farting in her seat. "This place is just sweet, and cuddly!"
"...Ugh, why did I bother to tag along with you two idiots?" Arceus muttered as he was trying to read a newspaper.
"Because you love us!" Meloetta and Bianca exclaimed as they both hugged Arceus, with Meloetta burping and Bianca farting in unison. Arceus then used his power to switch their minds, in turn causing Meloetta to fart tuba toots instead, and making Bianca burp from her mouth instead of her smelly butt.
"Man, not even this is making me feel better..." Arceus stated as he sighed, trying to bury himself into his newspaper, but failing as the two gassy females kept emitting gassy emissions.
It was going to be a long ride.