Ed the Toy Maker
Da Boss: So Edward, what do you have to show us today?
Ed: It's going to be the greatest toy to ever hit the market!
Da Boss: Go on.
Ed: Everyone will have one of these.
Da Boss: Keep going.
Ed: This will make our company a household name!
Da Boss: Can you just show us the product!?
Ed: Okay, okay...Feast your eyes on its divine beauty! (Pulls out action figure)
Da Boss: ...
Ed: I call it, Super Short Savage.
Da Boss: What does it do?
Ed: It is kinda' like a stress reliever. Its so small that even the shortest of people would feel huge compared to it.
Da Boss: Why Savage?
Ed: Whenever it feels threatened it pulls out a miniature sword and attacks the nearest person. Oh, and it has 27 different catch phrases.
Da Boss: Can I hear one?
Ed: (Pulls string on figures back)
Figure: Who are you calling smaller than an atom?
Ed: So what do you think?