A\N: Another load of awesome dares, except Fey´s. -.- BTW, I have to skip all the dares for Private since he´s at BlueNinjahCat97´s house. Forgot to tell you that. ^^ I´ll do it next chapter. x]
Sk: Welcome everyone to this suckish new chapter of the TD, I hate you all, let´s go home.
AT: (slaps him)
Ml: Why are you narrating?
Sk: Because no one else is. (everyone looks at AT)
AT: (shrugs)
Sk: And we have a new studio, unfortunately. (glares at AT, who shrugs again)
Skipper: Why aren´t you saying anything?
AT:….(points to neck)
KJ: Oh, we´re going to play charades? Yes! I´m the king of charades.
AT: (shakes head then signals to neck again)
KJ: You´ve been bitten by a handsome vampire?
AT: (glares, shakes head and takes out a pen)
Sk: You sold your voice?
AT: (begins writing on a board that ran along the wall) No, you idiots, I´ve lost my voice! Probably from the smoke.
KJ: Where have you lost it?
AT: Not funny.
Skipper: Or….she is a robot created to destroy us all and the maker made a mistake! (everyone takes a step back)
Mt: Yay! I like robot! (hugs AT´s leg)
AT: Let´s just start this TD. First dare, Kowalski has to blow up his lab.
Kw: People have said it and I will say it again. (clears throat) WHAT?
AT: (taps on the board) Oh and Rico has to help you.
Dr.B: Ha!
Sk: Shut up!
Rc: Yay!
Kw: (glares at him)
Rc: Sowry.
Kw: Do I have to?
AT: (raises a eyebrow)
Kw: (sighs) Let´s go, Rico.
Ml: But it´s all the way back in the Central Park Zoo! And that´s-
Sk: 2432 miles from here.
AT: So?
(Kowalski and Rico leave and make their way over to New York. About two hours later-BOOM! Two hours later, we´re back in the studio)
Kw: It was young! And innocent! It didn´t deserve such a death!
Sk: Innocent? It was the same lab that created Jiggles, the Chronotron, and all the other stuff!
Dr.B: It wasn´t even half as cool as mine!
Sk: Don´t think yours was any better!
AT: BTW, Skippy has to be Hans´ girlfriend for the entire chapter.
Hs: (looks up from a magazine) What?
AT: Why are you reading?
Hs: I was bored.
AT: This is a LIVE show- never mind.
Sk: Uh, which Skipper?
AT: You!
Hs: Awesome! (drops magazine and goes over to Skipper)
Sk: Wait, stop! Get away from me!
Hs: Do you really want me to, mi amour?
Sk: (slaps him)
Hs: (wraps Skipper in a hug)
Kw: That looks wrong.
Sk: IT IS WRONG!
AT: It does make a pretty cute picture.
Sk: And you stop it too!
AT: (slaps Rico)
Rc: Ow!
Ml: What did he do?
AT: Nothing.
Rc: Den wy did yu slap me?
AT: (shows dare sheet)
Skipper: You get to do anything to any penguin you want?
AT: (nods, then smirks)
Skipper: I don´t…like that look…
Mt: I do!
KJ: Mort, shut up a little.
Mt: Okay.
KJ: Who´s hungry?
Mt: I am!
KJ: Mort!
Mt: I´m sorry King Julian!
Cl: I´m hungry!
KJ: Great! Then we´ll eat!
Mr: And I take it that I have to prepare the snacks?
KJ: Bingo!
Mr: (groans)
Hs: And one smoothie with two straws please!
Sk: What? No!
Hs: Of course! (kisses Skipper)
Sk: (eye twitches)
AT: Awwww! Let´s see…-(KA-)
Ml: What was that?
Cl: Beats me.
Dr.B: That certainly didn´t sound too good.
AT: Who cares? We´re moving on-(BOOM!)
Rc: Ka-boom?
Ml: Kowalski?
Kw: My lab was blown up two hours and six minutes ago!
Dr.B: That sounded like my...HQ!
AT: Well….this IS a Truth and Dare….
Everyone:…..
Dr.B: SARA! (Sara pokes her head in)
Sra: Yeah?
Dr.B: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY LAB?
Sra: Uh, I blew it…up?
Dr.B: (takes deep breath)
Sra: But you told me to!
Dr.B: (exhales) What? I didn´t…(everyone looks at AT)
AT: I might, might, have something to do with it.
Skipper: You told her to blow his lab up?
AT: How about yes?
Sk: That´s the first intelligent thing you did! Congratulations!
Dr.B: Grrrrrrr!
Sra: So, are you mad at me, Blowy?
Dr.B: I told you not to call me that!
Sra: You let me call you that back home.
Dr.B: (reddens, clenches teeth) Yeah, but that´s when my enemies aren´t present!
Sra: Oh.
Dr.B: Is the fire at least out?
Sra: What fire?
Kw: The fire that comes with every explosions, idiot.
Sra: I-idiot?
Dr.B: HEY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT HER, FLIGHTLESS BIRD!
KJ: Marshmallows! (takes out a few sticks and marshmallow packages)
Mt: Yum!
Mr: But I just made snacks!
KJ: Eh, who needs? (puts marshmallows on a stick and roast them over the fire)
Mr: Argh! Snacks anyone?
Ml: Not hungry.
Sk: No thanks.
Hs: I do! (takes the heart shaped cookie)
Sk: I hate you.
Hs: I love you too.
Skipper: How come the fire is so close to the studio?
Sra: (rolls eye) Says the neighbor.
Skipper: Oh.
Dr.B: (still yelling at Kowalski for calling Sara an idiot and Kowalski is yelling back)
AT: Okay, since everyone´s busy in either eating, fighting or roasting, let´s skip this dare and-
Skipper: Whoa! Whoa! What dare?
AT: Nothing!
Sk: No, let´s see it! (grabs sheet, then starts laughing)
Ml: What?
Sk: AT is going to be kissed by Clemson!
Cl: (drops marshmallow) What?
AT: That was a printing mistake, I´m sure.
Skipper: We´ll see in a minute. (takes out laptop and begins typing) Clemson has to kiss AT. The truths right here, in black and white.
Cl: Then what are we waiting for?
Hs: Wait a minute! You honestly want to kiss her?
Cl: Sure why not?
(everyone stops roasting, Kowalski and Blowhole stop fighting and Julian drops his marshmallow)
Skipper: Outsider!
AT: Thanks, guys.
Cl: (shrugs) I don´t care. (tries to kiss AT)
AT: I just remembered why I lost my voice! I´m sick. REALLY sick, so we have to skip this one.
Cl: I think not! (kisses her anyway)
Sk: Gruesome! I never, ever, EVER want to go through that! (shudders)
Skipper: Now I feel sick!
AT: (slaps Clemson)
Cl: Ow! Ow! Ow!
AT: Stop kissing me!
Hs: Oh come on! Don´t say you didn´t enjoy it!
Everyone:…
AT: I REALLY want to slap you right now. But I´ll slap Skipper instead. (she slaps Skipper)
Skipper: What did I do?
AT: A lot.
Skipper: I meant now!
AT: Nothing.
Skipper: Then why did you slap me?
Cl: Btw, now that we kissed…are you tired of being single?
AT:….
Dr.B: Yeah, so back to the fighting. Ahem...YOU CALL HER AN IDIOT ONE MORE TIME AND I-
Kw: WELL, SORRY FOR INSULTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Dr:B: SHE´S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
AT: Guys!
Kw: WELL, YOU ACT LIKE IT!
AT: GUYS!
Sk: Forget it, AT. Words are meaningless. HEY!
(silence)
AT: Than-was I just going to thank Skipper? O.o Anyway, let´s move on. And Julian, stop roasting marshmallows!
KJ: And why should I be doing that?
AT:(erases the board which is full)
Rc: (hacks up a fire extinguisher and puts out fire)
KJ:….my fire!...
AT: That´s why!
Mt: Mhmmm! Whippy cream!
KJ: I´m right, Mort! This is whipped cream! Thanks, Skico!
Everyone: RICO!
KJ: Yeah, yeah, Rico. (begins eating marshmallow with "whipped cream")
AT: -.-
Kw: What´s that?
AT: What?
Kw: That. (points to the -.-)
AT: A face.
Kw: How on earth is that a face?
Hs: Are you blind or something? It´s the same face Skipper makes when I tell him I love him!
Skipper: Haha, very funny.
Hs: It´s true. See, you´re doing it again.
Cl: Or when Skipper´s mom tried to bathe him for the first time. (holds up baby photos)
Sk: Gimme that! (snatches it away) You were saying, AT?
Ml: You mean writing.
KJ: AH!
Sk: What?
KJ: I kinda forgot you were here, Marlene. You are so quiet!
Ml: (shrugs)
AT: Skipper has to be trapped with a bunch of scorpions. xD
Kw: You´re doing it again. The "face" I mean.
Sk: You´ve got to be kidding me!
Skipper: Bad memories, eh, clone?
Ml: What do you mean-
AT: That´s hard to explain, past issues.
Hs: I´ll go for my girlfriend!
Sk: Grrrrr! BOYfriend.
Hs: You´re my boyfriend?
Sk: What? No, I didn´t mean that.
Hs: You just said, you´re my boyfriend.
Sk: I was correcting you when you called me your girlfriend.
Hs: I know.
Sk: YOU´RE NOT GETTING ANY OF THIS, ARE YO-(Hans kisses him and shuts him up)
AT: (takes out a tank of crawling, hissing scorpions)
Sk: (faints)
Ml: Skipper? (bends over him)
Sk: Shhh! I´m playing unconscious so I don´t have to do the dare!
AT: Ahem!
Mt: You found your voice again!
AT: (tries to talk, then shakes head) No.
Sk: Well, that´s too bad isn´t it?
Skipper: Clone!
Sk: Oops! Great, now she found me.
AT: Five-year old!
Sk: I am not! (sticks out tongue)
Cl: So not, right?
AT: (pushes him into the tank)
Sk: Gah! (scorpions start crawling toward him, hissing and sizzling?)
AT: Blowhole?
Dr.B: How should I know? Some creepy weirdo guy gave to me and said it was for the chickens.
Skipper: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!
Sk: NEITHER-AM….I! (tries to jump out of the tank)
KJ: Uh, nope! (puts on lid and Mort sits on it)
Mt: Hihi.
Cl: He´s doomed for sure.
Hs: MY girlfr-boyfriend? No way! (leaves the studio)
AT: ?
Ml: (shrugs)
(scorpions start to pinch Skipper)
Sk: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop-ow-that! OW!
Skipper: Hang in there, clone! (kicks Mort)
Guy: MY CAR!
Mt: Oopsie!
KJ: (head-shaking) Mort, Mort. What am I going to do with you?
Mr: (muttering to himself) How familiar that sounds!
AT: I´m feeling with you. X)
Kw: Does your English teacher approve of this?
AT: Yeah, =P, all she would say is that that´s youth language or something like that. BTW, Kowalski?
Kw: What?
AT: xD XD X) =D -.- ^.^ ^_^ x] ^\^ :] :-) =P K=D XP :\ )=( 8} ^.~ ect! ^^
Kw:….I´m still sticking to the real English.
Sk: GET ME OUT OF HERE! (he goes down with a pile of scorpions clicking their razor, sharp, cutting teeth-)
Sk: THIS IS NOT HELPING!
Skipper: Right! I´m on my way. (screws lid open and dives in a heroic way into the deadly pile and tries to rescue the other)
KJ: Popcorn, anyone?
Dr.B: I´ll take some. (sees Sara alone) Sara?
Sra: Yeah?
Dr.B: Really, forget what Kowalski said. You´re not an idiot.
Sra: Thanks. (smiles)
Dr.B: (grins) Popcorn?
Skipper: I-almost-Ouch, get off!- got you! (shakes off some claws and teeth and grabs Sk´s sinking flipper)
Sk: I´m drowning in a sea of scorpions! Can this get any weirder?
AT: It can and it will.
Skipper:….Gotcha! (pulls Sk out)
Sk: Thanks, clone. That was a close one! (shakes off the rest of the animals)
Hs: I´m baa-ack! (takes out flowers from behind his back)
Ml: Red and white roses? Aaaawww, how cute of you!
Sk: (twitches again) H-Hans….
Hs: What, darling? (kisses Skipper again)
Sk: (chokes out something)
Rc: Wat did´e say?
Kw: I think it would be better if we don´t know.
AT: (face palms) I totally forgot! Rico has to spend a chapter with my Sk´s clone and Hans and Skipper has to act like Romeo and Juliet.
Rc: Kay. (waddles over to Skipper) Sup, bro? (punches his shoulder)
Skipper: Hey! (high fives with Rico)
Sk: W-H-A-T Question mark. Exclamation point.
KJ: Hmm, I think that spells, Kin-g Ju-li-an is awe-some. I agree!
Ml: It spells WHAT?
Sk: Obviously. About that other dare, I already have to put up with this!(Hans hugs him) And now we have to act like the two love birds from Shakespea- (stops when Hans nuzzles his neck) Hans!...(shivers)
Mr: O dot O.
AT: ^y^
Skipper: Um, Skipper?
Sk: (not responding)
Hs: (smirks)
AT: Oka-(clears throat, then turns back to the board) Okay, Kowalski has to kiss Blowhole.
Kw: NEVER!
Dr.B: I´D RATHER DIE!
AT: PS, the reviewer said, "have fun doing that".
Kw: I have to smooch with a dolphin?
KJ: You do it with Doris all the time.
Mr: Did.
Kw: You guys are so mean! (leans on Skipper´s shoulder)
Skipper: Man up, soldier.
Kw: Sorry.
Ml: And you, mister, are even meaner!
Skipper: Why?
Ml: Because he comes to you for support and comfort and you tell him to man up!
Skipper: So?
Ml: Grrrrrr! (slaps him)
AT: ^.^){:}!
Kw: What does that mean?
Cl: Let me! I´m am the world´s best de-coder!
Hs: He is! He decoded the rules of bathroom behavior in Hoboken once.
Cl: Let´s see, it means…no idea.
Ml: Kiss.
Cl: Kiss?
Ml: Yeah, the first is a face with a cheek, being kissed by a face in the }.
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh!
AT: (gives Marlene thumbs up)
Dr.B: She still wants us to kiss….NO WAY!
Kw: I´m going to throw up any moment just THINKING bout that!
AT: Drama Kings!
KJ: What? How daring of you to accuse someone else being a drama king! I am the world´s greatest drama king !
Skipper: True, true.
Sk: Yeah….
Hs: I think he likes that.
Cl: Oh really?
AT: KISS! NOW!
Dr.B: Fine! If it makes you stop writing in capital letters like you´re shouting and because it will make this go faster-(kisses Kowalski)
Kw: (kisses back quickly) Ugh!
Dr.B: (drops him) I think I need to-
Kw: L-likew-wise! (they run to the bathroom and throw up)
AT: (rolls eyes)
Cl: Oh. Oh! This is good. Listen to this. "AT, if you could date Skipper, where would you take him first?" Oh, that´s so-
AT:….
Mt: Why isn´t the robot saying anything?
Mr: She´s not a robot, Mort.
Mt: OH. (stares at AT) What is she?
Skipper: No one knows, Sad Eyes.
Cl: Well, what´s the answer?
Dr.B: (comes out from the bathroom) Yeah, AT! It´s your turn!
AT: Uh, does the vet count?
Everyone: No.
AT: Denmark?
Everyone: No.
AT: Hoboken?
Everyone: No!
AT: Any places that Skipper hates?
Everyone: NO!
AT: I don´t know.
Sk: And I don't think I want to know.
Hs: And you´re not going to know. (locks him into a full lip-uh, beak-lock)
Skipper: This is just getting weirder and weirder by the moment.
Ml: Yeah…
Mt: What are the birdies doing?
Kw: Well, AT?
AT: (shrugs)
Dr.B: You have to think of something! If we must go through these dares-
AT: Truths!
Dr.B: Yeah, right, truths, then you have to too. (Hans pulls away from a pretty dazed Sk)
AT: Alright….the beach?
KJ: Why?
AT: I dunno…
Kw: Don´t know.
AT: (glares at him) Just because. The beach is romantic enough.
Hs: And then?
AT: Uh, do whatever you do on a date.
Cl: That´s very clear. NOT!
AT: Well, the only thing you do is talk and get to know each! I don´t need a date with Skippy.
Sk: DON´T CALL ME SKIPPY!
AT: xP
Dr.B: Sounds like something´s missing in your dream date, though…
AT: It´s not my dream da-
Cl: Yes, a little sweet and love filled action.
AT: Guys!
Hs: I think Skipper would know by now…
AT: ALRIGHT! THEN WE´LL KISS TOO! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Dr.B: Yes.
Hs: Yes.
Cl: No.
Dr.B: Yes!
Hs: No?
Cl: No!
Dr.B: Yes.
Hs: Yes.
Cl: N-
Hs: YES!
Ml: Okay, okay we get it!
Mr: Well, sorta.
Rc: Ugh!
AT: Clemson and Hans have to smear cheese on each other and then lick it off.
Hs: Disgusting.
Cl: IKR?
Kw: What´s wrong with you? Learn English!
Mr: I´ve brought some chee-
KJ: Cheese! That reminds me. Where are our snacks?
Mr: You said you want to eat marshmallows instead!
KJ: But now I don´t have any marshmallows.
Mr:…Y´know what? I quit! (gives Marlene the bowl of cheese and walks away, massaging temples)
KJ: You will be begging to serve me again in no time, and I will respond, "Maybe. Or maybe not!"
Skipper: Dream on Ringtail.
KJ: I will. And I do ever-y day.
Hs: Okay, here it goes. (starts smearing cheese on Clemson)
Kw: Who was so stupid enough to dare this anyway?
AT: Fey.
Kw: Oh…
Cl: Ewwww!
Hs: (puts on cheese too)
Cl: (shudders) So, I have to lick you now?
Hs: Uh, yes. Sorry, baby.
Sk: Huh? Wait, were you talking to me?
Cl: (slowly starts licking)
Ml: Okay, these are pictures-
Dr.B:…..(holds flipper over Sara´s eyes)
AT: 0.o
Hs: (shivers)
Cl: I taste, cheese with sea water and cinnamon?
Hs: I was baking.
Rc: Yum!
Skipper: Uh, no Rico clone. Not yum. (covers eyes too)
AT: It doesn´t look all too bad.
Sk: Good thing Private can´t see this.
Hs: Kay, my turn….this is so awkward and embarrassing.
Cl: Gee, really? (yelps when Hans licks him)
(finally, when the licking is over…)
Hs: (shivers again) Uh, okay, uncomfortable moments there. (goes over to Skipper again)
Sk: Great! Everything was so nice and relaxing before!
Hs: You were probably lonely. (kisses Skipper)
AT: Kay, enough with the cute fluffy moments.
Dr.B: You think that was cute?
Sra: Images….burning…..
AT: Yeah. So, let move forward!
Cl: Yes, please!
AT: Kowalski and Rico, you have to claim to be hippies. Skipper can chase you after that.
Skipper: Sweet!
Sk: (pushes Hans away) Get off me!
Kw: I´m a hippie.
Rc: Me to.
Everyone:…..
Ml: That´s it?
Mr: You´ve got to have more than that.
Kw: What else can I say? I´m a hippie, a peacemaker with dreadlocks and rainbows for brains!
Rc: (hacks up some stuff to help them. He puts on his earlier costume from "Hello Dollface" and draws the peace sign on his cheek)
Kw: This is preposterous! (takes out a purple shirt with the circle sign on it, puts on a blue and purple wig and some golden jewelry) Is that enough?
Ml: Make-up.
Mr: Nah, he´ll look gay.
Ml: Still.
Kw: Fine! (puts on make-up) How about now?
Ml: Perfect!
KJ: Like my booty.
Kw: O _o
Rc: O.0
KJ: No not you! My booty! (…..) Just be forgetting it.
Sk: (realizes how Kowalski and Rico look like) Hey…who let those hippies in?
Rc: Run?
Kw: Yup.
Sk: Crowbar!
Sra: Here!
Sk: (chases his men around the room. Skipper joins him)
Kw: AHHHH!
Rc: AHHHH-(gets hit with the metal) ouch!-HHHHH!
AT: (taking pictures)
Mt: What are they doing?
KJ: They´re playing me-me-I.
Mr: It´s called, duck-duck-goose.
KJ: Pffft! Ducks and gooses! Were you born in a pond?
Mr: No…that´s the name of the game..
Mt: OH! I wanna play! Pleeeaaasseeeeee! (chases Skipper) WEEEEE!
KJ: I will too! No one has fun without me! (chases Mort)
Hs: Looks like fun…
Dr.B: Not really…
Cl: Wanna join them?
Hs: No.
Cl: Thought so.
Ml: Kids.
KJ: Right, old lady!
Ml: WHAT? (chases Julian who is no longer having fun)
KJ: AHHHH! MAURICE! HELP ME!
Sk: (hitting Kowalski and Rico) Come back here!
Kw: NO WAY!
Rc: (suddenly trips) Waahh!
Kw: (falls over Rico, trips Skipper who falls too. The other Skipper´s foot gets caught in Kowalski´s necklace, almost chocking the scientist if the jewelry hadn´t ripped)
Mt: (crashes into Skipper, having Julian do the same, finally ending with Marlene)
AT: Happy ending.
Rc: (his glasses fell off)
Sk: Wha-Rico? Kowalski? What in the name of Cerberus´ bone are you doing dressed up as hippies?
Skipper: It was a dare.
Kw: A I-want-to-forget dare.
Dr.B: Wimp.
Kw: You know how scary it is when Skipper chases you with a crowbar, thinking you're a hippie?
Dr.B: No.
Rc: It iz skiary.
AT: I bet. (gives Skipper some pills) Swallow.
Sk: Why?
AT: Because.
Sk: I don´t think so.
AT: Swallow.Now!
Sk: I don´t think so.
AT: (grabs pills, forces Sk´s beak open and gets him to swallow)
Sk: (gags)
AT: Take cover!
Sk: My head feels…so light! I feel so light!
Ml: What did he swallow?
KJ: Drugs.
Dr.B: And how would you know that?
KJ: I take drugs.
Everyone:…
KJ: What? The zoo-keeper takes them too!
Kw: Alice?
KJ: What? No, not her! The zoo keeper with the brownish hair and mini skirts!
Skipper: There is no zoo keeper like that!
KJ: There is TOO!
Sk: (swaying lightly, not hearing them) I feel…I´m going to take off any moment….(looks dazed)
Hs: Perfect! (goes over to Sk and whispers something in his earhole. Skipper laughed and pulled him over to a chair)
Skipper: There is not! I checked! Just now, on the phone!
Mt: (happily burning himself with a match)
Ml: MORT!
KJ: It doesn´t matter! I´m right and I´m always going to be right!
Sk: (now heavily kissing Hans)
Cl: Wow, I guess this means he´s high?
Dr.B: And just what are you trying to accomplish, AT?
AT: Nothing. It was a dare.
Sk: (now he´s sitting on Hans´ lap, he´s laughing)
Skipper: Well, Ringtail, I happen to have more intelligence than yo-CLONE! (slides over and tries to pull Sk out of Hans´ lap) No, no, no! This isn´t right.
Sk: Let go! (kicks Skipper away)
Skipper: What has gotten into you? You're a disgrace for all Skippers!
AT: That may be-wait! There are more Skippers? 0.o
Skipper: No, but I needed to say that for the effect.
AT: Talk about giving me a heart attack!
Hs: I like him like this.
Cl: I bet!
Dr.B: I think that´s disgusting.
Hs: You´re just jealous.
Dr.B: What? Jealous because Skipper is drowning you in drugged kisses?
Hs: Yes.
Dr.B: I´d rather die!
Hs: Then to watch this any longer, because your heart can´t take it….
Dr.B: Watch it, puffin! (grabs crowbar)
AT: (looks at the dare sheet then at the clock) Almost forgot. Rico has a date.
Rc: Reely?
AT: Yes, with Vivian L. Waxtess.
KJ: What? Girl? Dating that display? How is she daring to reject me!
Ml: What about Charlotte?
KJ: Wha-How are you knowing about her?
Skipper: Julian! You talk in your sleep!
KJ: I do not!
Mr: You do. Ever wonder why I´m so tired in the morning?
KJ: Er, no.
Mr: It´s because I have to listen to your one-sided conversations!
KJ: You´ve been eavesydropping?
Mr: Forget it!
Rc: (putting on a tux and running his flipper through his messy Mohawk)
AT: Here, the address of where you would meet. (hands him a address on a piece of paper)
Rc: Bye!
Ml: Rico, bring your date back so we can meet her!
Rc: Wil do! (goes out)
Skipper: Wait, how come he can leave out the door, but when we try to escape, it never opens?
AT: Truth and Dare studios are unique. People can´t die in them, and no one can ever get out without having dared to. Or when the show isn´t finished yet.
Sk: Uh, would someone please tell me why I´m on Hans´ lap? And kissing him?
Skipper: Clone! Finally you´ve returned to your senses!
Sk: Uh, what?
Dr.B: You´ve been drugged.
Sk: That explains the headache.
Hs: Too bad. (holds him on his lap)
Sk: Let me go! (pounds on Hans)
Skipper: That´s more like it.
AT: Okay, let´s continue with our dares…
Cl: Stop it! You´re hurting him!
Sk: Oh really? (hits harder)
Hs: Skipper! (tries to grab his flippers and pin them down)
Sk: Then! Let! Me! Go!
Hs: Never!
AT: Hey, guys?
Dr.B: You people are weirdoes.
Ml: Yeah, especially the bad guys.
Dr.B: Exactly! Wait, no!
AT: HEY!
Sk: I´ll never be your girl! MAINLY BECAUSE I´M A GUY!
Hs: Oh yeah? Says who?
Sk: I DO!
Cl: You blush! Only girls blush.
Sra: That´s not true, there was a time when Blowhole-
Dr.B: Sara!
Sra: Sorry.
Ml: Not only girls blush.
Cl: Okay, mostly!
AT: Guys! I´m am waiting here.
Cl: Okay, then….um, what else is girlish about Skipper?
KJ: He is shy.
Cl: Yeah!
Sk: I am not shy!
KJ: And he´s acting like a teenage girl. Denying everything, being a stubborn jerk! Reminds me of my twin sister…
Kw: (slaps him) HEY! Don´t talk about my wife like that!
KJ: Ow! Okay, okay!
AT: GUYS!
Everyone:…
Mt: You got your voice back! Hurray!
AT: Yeah, hurray. Now listen up! We can´t waste time fighting if Skipper is a boy or girl. The answer should be pretty obvious.
Sk: What´s that supposed to mean?
AT: Oh please, it´s obvious you´re female.
Everyone:…..
Sk: That´s not true!
Cl: Is too!
Skipper: If he´s a girl, then I would be too. And we all know, I´m not!
KJ: Oh really?
Skipper: Really!
Dr.B: You just as manly as Marlene.
Ml: Should I take that as an insult?
Sra: Would everyone please stop shouting!
AT: NEXT DARE-
Hs: Why do you think the readers dared you to be my girlfriend?
Sk: That doesn´t mean anything.
AT:- JULIAN DATES ANOTHER READER!
KJ: Really?
Sk: Really?
Skipper: Really, why?
AT: Because…I´ll tell you later.
Skipper: Who is the lucky girl?
AT: Your author. Donakiko.
Skipper:….change girl to jerk.
KJ: A date! See, the girls just loooooove me! Especially Donakikiko.
AT: DonaKI-KO.
KJ: That´s what I said, Donakikiko.
Sk: Good luck, Julian! (shudders)
AT: Hey! She´s not that bad.
Skipper: Then, you don´t know the same author as we do.
KJ: You are all just jealous. (walks out) Hmmm, roses? Maybe….
Skipper: Can´t wait to see how this will turn out!
AT: Well, while we wait for Rico and Julian to come back, let´s do another dare. Skipper has to read "My hidden shame" like Kowalski did.
Kw: Don´t remind me….
Ml: Is it really that bad?
Kw: Well, let Skipper decide.
Sk: Wait, which Skipper?
AT: Both.
Skipper: Okay, let´s see…(goes to FanFiction and looks under ratings: M….) Here it is. (Skipper and Sk start reading it)
AT: This will be fun.
Mt: Hurray for fun! (hugs Blowhole)
Dr.B: Get off me! (hits Mort)
Sra: Why are you so mean? He just wants to cuddle! (hugs Mort) Did he hurt you?
Mt: No.
Dr.B: Hmph!
AT: Btw, I just remember I took pictures while Skipper was chasing Kowalski and Rico, ect.
Cl: Can we see them?
AT: Well, yeah! (shows some pictures of the group running in a circle, Marlene running after a screaming Julian, the crowbar coming down on Rico´s head, Mort happily skipping around, Kowalski´s wig falling over his eyes, Rico throwing his wig at Skipper for a distraction and Skipper raising the crowbar too far back and bonks Mort on the head)
Kw: As I said before, a want-to-forget dare.
Dr.B: And as I said before, wimp.
Sk: Oh my!
Skipper: Yeah, I didn´t do…..that….
AT: Oh come on! I read that story, it´s not half as bad as you say.
Sk: Hm. Sorry, Kowalski.
AT: It did have a happy end at the end.
Skipper: Yeah…
AT: Drama king\queen.
Sk: STOP IT! STOP! I AM A BOY! (slides out, but collides with Rico and his girlfriend)
Rc: Whoa!
Sk: Sorry.
Ml: You´re back!
Rc: Yep! (his girlfriend has deep blue eyes and light blonde hair)
Cl: Oh, uh, hello.
Ml: So, how was the date?
Vivian(Vv): Great!
Rc: Yea, totaly.
AT: Well, what did you do?
Vv: First, we went to the Video game arcade, then hit the cinema.
Hs: What movie?
Rc: Hungar gamez.
AT: Sounds like a fun date.
Vv: Oh it was.
Dr.B: Well, did you kiss?
Skipper: Why is that such a big thing?
Dr.B: You don´t know anything about love, do you?
Sk: Love? Pfft! Why should I bother with that subject?
AT: That´s right, Skippy. You don´t have a heart! How could I forget?
Skipper: Don´t call us Skippy!
Hs: He has a heart, I stole it.
Sk: Would you stop that?
Hs: No. (licks Sk´s beak)
Sk: Ewww! Hans!
Rc: Yeah, we kized. (smiles at Vivian, then kisses her again)
Ml: Awwww!
Dr.B: Must you two girls react like that every time someone kisses?
AT: Yes!
Sra: When can I do my dare?
AT: In….ten seconds. (10)
Sk: I hate you! (slaps Hans)
(8)
Rc: (still kissing)
(7)
Kw: (talking with Marlene)
AT: Okay, would all penguins gather ´round?
(4)
Sk: Why?
Kw: (stops talking)
Rc: (breaks away)
(1)
AT: Because, it´s time for the next dare.
Sra: Sweet! (takes out chainsaw, pulls on the rope, then stops) It´s broken.
Dr.B: (sighs and pulls a few times, till the engine starts)
Sra: Thanks. Ha!
Sk: Why is she coming toward us with the chainsaw?
Rc: Don´t no.
Kw: It looks like she is going to-SWEET MOTHER MACARTHUR!
Sra: (takes out a hockey helmet and puts it on, holding the chainsaw)
Sk: RUN!
Dr.B: I would say this is the best dare ever. GO SARA!
Skipper: DON´T ENCOURAGE HER!
AT: I have to agree with Blowhole. It is a fun dare.
Kw: YOU´RE NOT THE ONE BEING CHASED!
Rc: WAAAHHHH!
AT: Still. (records it with phone)
Ml: This is definitely going into the web.
Cl: Penguins being chased by a female wolf with chainsaw and hockey helmet.
Hs: As much as I have to love him in this chapter, I am enjoying the view of my enemy being chased like that.
AT: I have an idea. Rico, gum and dynamite.
Rc: (still yelling in fright, but hacks the supplies up anyway)
Vv: What are you going to do with that?
AT: Watch. Just for fun. (chews the gum while lighting the dynamite. As Sk passes her, she glues the stick to his feathers with the gum)
Sk: AT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
AT: I get to do ANYTHING with ANY penguin I want to.
Sk: Get it off, get it off!
Skipper: Then stop running!
Sk: Stop? With her chasing me? No way!
Sra: (growls playfully)
Kw: (sliding even faster, obviously not hearing the playfulness in her voice)
Sk: Get it off! (frantically tries to get the gum off)
AT: This IS the best dare.
Hs: Agree.
Skipper: Clone, it´s going to-(!BOOM!)
(the smoke clears, the studio is still standing[thankfully], the penguins and a few others including Sara are scorched)
Sk: Urgh…is it over?
Skipper: Our lives are over.
Kw: Negative, my head is throbbing.
Rc: Ughhh…
AT: That was…
Sra: AWESOME!
Hs: Depends who you ask.
Sk: That was the worst dare ever!
AT: (looks at dare sheet) No…believe me Skipper, that is NOT the worst dare ever.
Skipper: What? There are worse ones?
AT:….yes…in this chapter…..
Sk: Oh great!
Rc: (wheezes)
Vv: Rico! Are you alright?
Rc: Yeah, I tink…(touches face with flipper) Yes….
AT: So, too bad it ended so soon…(slaps Skipper)
Skipper: Hey! I didn´t-
AT: Guys! The dare? About me allowed doing anything? Okay, a truth for Hans and Clemson. Who is the boy in your relationship?
Hs: Whoa! Big misunderstanding here. I´m with him. (wraps a flipper around Sk)
Cl: And I have….uh…..him! (hugs Mort)
Mt: Hihihi! (hugs him back)
AT: Answer the question!
Hs: I am.
Cl: Wait, that means I´m the girl!
Hs: So?
Cl: I don´t want to be the girl!
Hs: Too bad.
Cl: Why do I have to be a woman?
AT: Woman? If anything, you´re still a little naïve girl!
Hs: Because I don´t want to have that part!
Ml: You make it sound like it´s a bad thing.
Cl: No offense, but for a guy it is!
AT: Offense taken.
Sk: You girls are just too soft.
AT: Oh are we?
Skipper: Yes.
AT: And there´s nothing…I can do to change your mind?
Skipper: On second thought…forget what I said earlier.
AT: (nods)
Cl: Okay, how about this? We see who acts more girlish.
Hs: I killed a whole army today!
Mr: What?
Hs: Okay, on my phone.
Cl: I thought about eating the cockroach that was sitting in my cereal this morning.
Hs: Well, I watched a G.I. Joe episode yesterday!
Cl: I can´t touch pink!
Hs: I´m allergic to perfume!
Sk: That´s good to know.
Cl: I kissed a girl!
AT: Yeah. (wipes lips off)
Sk: Wait a minute, AT doesn´t count!
AT: (slaps him)
Hs: I sprinkled too much pepper on my aunt´s eggs!
Cl: I can´t dance.
Mr: Good thing Julian can´t hear this.
Skipper: Speaking of Ringtail, he should be here by now.
AT: Maybe they are having a good time.
Sk: Or maybe he isn´t capable of coming back!
Skipper: That´s what I was afraid of! 0.0
AT: Don´t be silly!
Hs: FINE! YOU WIN! I´m the boy.
Cl: Alright, wait what?
AT: That settles it, Clemson´s the girl and Hans´ the boy.
Cl: That doesn´t count! He tricked me!
Dr.B: Life´s unfair, dear Clemson.
Cl: (crosses arms)
AT: Speaking of unfairness, let´s continue with the dares. Also, listen everyone, a special announcement. Fey is officially superior to Alex.
Everyone:…..
AT: Don´t look at me like that.
Mt: Okay! (covers eyes)
AT: She wanted me to say that. Also, Skipper has to kiss Skyler again.
Sk: Skyler?
AT: The girl you dated last time.
Sk: Oh her! I get to kiss her again?
AT: Yes.
Sk: Okay….well?
AT: What?
Sk: I have to kiss her right? I can´t do that if she isn´t here!
AT: You can´t? Kay, now I am highly disappointed in you Skipper.
Sk: That´s not funny.
AT: Do you hear anyone laughing?
Ml: AT!
AT: Fine. (picks up phone and five minutes later…) Hey Skyler.
Skyler(Skr): Hi!
Sk: Hi, surprised to see me?
Skr: No, I dared this.
Sk: Yeah, of course. (blushes)
Skipper: Clone!
AT: I told you he acts stupid when having a crush!
Hs: Oh you´re just jea-
AT: (raises fist) Say the "j" word and I´ll-
Hs: Zipping my beak!
AT: Good. (lowers hand)
Sk: So are we going to do the dare or not?
Skr: Of course! (bends down, waaay down since Sk being so short and all) I think it would be better if I pick you up.
Sk: Course….(they kiss)
Dr.B: Pretty awkward if the guy is smaller than the girl.
Cl: You mean tinier.
Skipper: Don´t speak about my clone like that!
Dr.B: It is true.
Hs: It´s also pretty awkward dating someone who doesn´t know if he´s a fish or mammal, right Sara?
Sra: Huh?
Dr.B: I am a mammal! But all of you have trouble getting it, don´t you?
Sra: Getting what?
Cl: That Blowy´s a fillet.
Dr.B: (forced calmness) First, don´t call me Blowy and second, SHUT UP I´M NOT A FILLET! (end of forced calmness)
AT: Hey, boys! You´re ruining the moment!
Skipper: Indeed.
Sk: I didn´t hear anything….
Skr: Neither did I.
AT: You guys are sweet together, you know that?
Skr: Well, guys I gotta go, but thanks for the dare.
Sk: Thank you too….
Skipper: (waves flipper in front of Sk´s face)
Rc: Lik me an Vivian.
Ml: Yeah. Wait, where did she go?
Kw: You didn´t see her leave. She had to answer an important phone call.
AT: I hope you´re not covering one of your ghastly crimes!
Skipper: That hurt, AT. (innocent smile)
AT: Alright, I´m checking on Vivian after the TD. (the door opens and Julian stumbles in)
Ml: Julian!
Mr: Your majesty! What happened?
KJ: What a date!
Sk: You´re alive!
AT: Stop that! (slaps Sk again)
KJ: Well, I tried flirting with Donakikiko, but I guess she didn´t like my sexy, far-east accent that I faked. She slapped me after I, well ("So, I suppose you came here for a little fun, right?" Julian asked, smirking and leaning closer. "if so, you´re exactly right here, by me…")
Skipper: You tried to flirt with Donakiko? I didn´t know you were that stupid!
Ml: That still doesn´t explain why you took so long.
KJ: I´m getting to that part! Well, suddenly, as I was still trying to impress her, a crack in the air opened and a man was stepping out right behind her! So, I was trying to protect her and charged at the man, but fell into the crack! I landed in a weird place with very unlively, creepy people who had lost their skins and walked around in their bones. Some even lost their bodies!
Skipper: You were in the underworld?
KJ: No! I don´t know about this underworld you are talking about. Well, after a while, the creepy man returned, and be guessing what! He was her father! Then I wanted to go home, but got lost and ended up in a place with a growling mountain. Someone even decorated it and had carved out three heads! It was great, till I got lost and finally, Donakikiko found me and her dad opened a crack again, then I ended up here, in front of the door to here. A really strange date, I would say.
AT: So you were in the underworld, met Hades, traveled in shadows, and saw all kinds of dead people. Wow.
Dr.B: Oh, he´s bluffing.
KJ: I AM NOT! HOW DARING OF YOU TO SAY THAT!
AT: Okay, Julian we believe you!
Mr: More or less.
AT: Anyway, I still have an ordeal to face. (the door opens and a cat walks in. She looks similar to Crazey, but has a white tail, chest and stomach)
Cl: Who´s that?
AT: That´s Craze.
Sk: And what exactly is that name supposed to say? Almost everyone is crazy here! Especially the ones reading this TD!
AT: Craze? CrazeTheWaffleCat?
Everyone:…..
Mr: We don´t read the reviews. Well, most of us.
AT: (groans and takes out dare sheet) Dares: Hey Hansy, who is the boy in yours and Clemson's relationship? I bet this danish it's Clemson. Hans and Skipper act like Romeo and Juliet! ^^
AT, my friend, let us turn into our respective animals(I look like Crazey only I have a white tail and chest and stomach~) and have a chat with Fred. We'll see where this goes. 83
Everyone: Oooohhhhh!
Craze(Crz): Well, aren´t you coming?
AT: Oh right. (they both leave out of the door)
Rc: (quickly takes out a picnic basket and blankets)
AT: His tree is here.
Crz: FRED!
AT: Fred! Come out! (…..) Maybe he´s not here.
Fred(Frd): Were you talking to me?
Crz: Yes.
Frd: Oh.
AT: What´s up?- That was probably a stupid question.
Frd: Up? What is up?
Crz: We´re asking you!
Frd: I dunno…(looks up) Leaves?
AT: Figures…
Crz: What I meant was, how was your day?
Frd: Oh. Normal. First the sun rose, then I woke up, then I ate something after that I stretched, then I yawned and then I blinked-
AT: Great! We didn´t want details.
Frd: Good, because my sister ate all yesterday.
Crz: You have a sister?
Frd: Yes, Lily.
AT: Where is she?
Frd: Who?
Crz: Lily.
Frd: Who´s Lily.
Crz: Your sister!
Frd: I have a sister? Oh yes! My sister Lily.
AT: Where does she live?
Frd: Who?
AT: Lily!
Frd: Who´s Lily?
Crz: Your-never mind.
Frd: Okay. (silence)
AT: Fred?
Frd: Huh?
AT: Would you like to be a part of the TD? (somewhere in the background: "AT!") Skipper, shut up.
Frd: What´s a tree dee?
AT: Truth and Dare.
Frd: Isn´t it called here and there?
Crz: No, not dare like there, but dare like…..dare!
Frd: (blinks)
Crz: A place where you ask questions and the other has to answer!
AT: And where you get tortured.
Crz: What good is that supposed to be?
AT: (shrugs)
Frd: You mean like a court?
AT: Uh, no-
Frd: You´re from the police? Oh, okay. I´ve got nothing to hide. (empties all the contents of his home, onto Craze and AT)
AT: Fred!
Crz: We´re not from the poli-(they get buried)
Frd: Okay, I´m done. Hey, where did they go?
(after some shuffling, who knew Fred´s home could carry so much, they manage to move the mountain of stuff away)
AT: Fred! That´s not what we meant.
Frd: You guys are back?
Crz: We never left.
AT: Forget the TD.
Frd: Okay. What´s a tree dee?
AT: I said forget it.
Frd: I did.
Crz: How´s your grandmother?
Frd: She´s doing fine.
AT: Btw, how does she do all that lightning and wind and stuff?
Frd: I don´t know. I think she says something like, whoo-hoo pssschssss!
Crz:…..
AT:….
Frd: Psssschss?
(thunder cracks and rain starts storming down)
AT: Uh…
Crz: Okay…?
Frd: Don´t know why it didn´t work. (he´s shielded in the tree, he can´t feel any rain)
AT: Fred, it worked.
Crz: Really good. (shakes droplets from fur)
Frd: Goodnight.
AT: Yeah, bye Fred.
Frd: Zzzzzzzz.
Crz: Come on!
Sk: Where´s Craze?
AT: Skippy, if cats were meant to be water animals, then she´d still be here.
Sk: Don´t c-
AT: We don´t want to lose any reader\reviewer due to sickness.
Skipper: Losing a reader, yes. Losing a reviewer, definitely yes. Losing an author…do you even have to ask?
AT: Well, let´s continue. Juliette will join us again, for a very touching death scene.
Jtt: (comes in, wearing an old-fashioned dress, that´s crusted with salt) I still don´t get why I have to wear this.
KJ: Oh gosh, are you ugly! Hahahahaha!
Kw: (smacks him) Shut up! It looks better on her than on you!
Cl: Why is it covered in salt.
AT: (hands Kowalski and Juliette scripts) Because, they´re gonna act out the scene in "Titanic", where Jack dies.
Kw: I bet I know who dared this.
AT: So, let´s see…we don´t have a pool like last studio…but we´re near the pond.
Hs: Hello? It´s raining!
AT: I noticed that too, Hans…maybe if I say the ´magic words´ backwards….
Kw: Magic words?
AT: Um…sssssschsssssp ssssschsssssp ooh-oohw.
Everyone:….0.o? (rain stops)
Kw: That was some kind of lousy magic trick.
AT: Think what you want. (several minutes later, everyone´s ready for the act)
Jtt: (she´s salt-crusted, lying on a raft, holding on to Kowalski´s flipper and she´s singing to herself) Up she goes…up she goes…(a boat passed slowly, some men are looking for survivors, shining their flashlights into the ocean, Juliette sees them and turns painfully towards Jack\Kowalski) There´s a boat! (her voice is cracking and barely audible) Jack! There´s a boat! There´s a boat, Jack! (she grips his hand tighter, shaking it lightly, until she realized that her sleeping partner isn´t going to wake up) Jack! (Juliette begins crying over her loss, still holding Kowalski´s flipper) Jack…(the boat drifts forward, not finding any more survivors. Juliette looks back up, seeing the boat leaving and tries to call out, not able to raise it) Come back! Come back! (her voice gets desperate) Come back! (one of the men shout out to the corpses and wrecks, hoping to find any overseen survivors)
Man1: No answer. (they start to steer the boat away)
Jtt: (looks back at Jack) I´ll never let go! I promise, I´ll never let go. (Jack slowly drifts out of her grip and sinks to the bottom of the sea. Juliette stiffly gets off of the wooden raft and starts swimming towards the boat…and that´s where it ends)
(back at the studio)
AT: A really sad scene from "Titanic".
KJ: I didn´t think it was all too special. Especially because my sister was being in it!
Jtt: You couldn´t have done any better, even if you wanted to!
KJ: Of course I could´ve!
Jtt: Ha, you wish!
Hs: I agree with Juliette.
KJ: You? Tasteless, gay puffin?
Hs: Gay?
Sk: Yes, gay! And don´t deny it!
Hs: I´m going to! I´m not gay!
Sk: Of course you´re not! I just imagined all the kisses and touches and stuff!
Hs: That was a dare, alright?
Sk: Suuure! (while they´re fighting, Blowhole disappears with Juliette)
AT: We can argue if Hans is gay or not some other time!
Hs: Hey!
AT: For now, let´s just continue…with Skipper.
Sk: Whi-
AT: The other Skipper!
Skipper: Oh great.
AT: You have to eat any lemur you want.
Skipper: Mort, no; Maurice, no; Ringtail, no; Clemson, no! And I´m not touching Kowalski´s wife.
Kw: Good.
AT: Kay, then I choose. You have to eat….
Mr: Please, not me!
Cl: DON´T choose me!
KJ: For once, do not be choosing the king!
Jtt: Do NOT pick me!
Mt: Me! Me! Pick me! Pick me! Pleeeeaaassseeee! Pick me!
AT: Okay, Mort.
Skipper: Nooooooooo!
Mt: Yeeeessssss!
Kw: Ugh, good luck, clone, sir.
Skipper: Kowalski! You ate Mort once! How bad was it?
Kw: Well….let´s just say…an experience I don´t want to go through again.
Skipper: No! You can´t do this to me! I´m an American citizen!
AT: So? (grabs Mort and hands him to Skipper) Here, you lunch, Skippy.
Skipper: Grrr, don´t call me Skippy! (looks at Mort)
Mt: I ate a viper once!
Sk: Yeah, have fun with that. (hides behind Maurice)
Mr: Hey, what are you doing?
Sk: Making sure AT doesn´t change her mind and pick me instead.
Cl: Coward.
Sk: Nope.
Hs: HEY! Were you insulting my girlfriend?
Cl: Uh…no?
Hs: You better not.
Sk: I hate you!
Hs: I don´t think so.
Skipper: Hans, ALL SKIPPERS hate you.
AT: STOP saying that! I´m getting horrible images of Skippers….everywhere….o.0….
Rc: (pokes AT)
AT:….
Rc: (pokes continually)
AT:…Rico…stop that! I´m trying to show just how freaked out I am!
Rc: Sowry.
Skipper: Should I start with the head, or the tail?
AT: You still haven´t started?
Skipper: DON´T RUSH ME!
AT: Fine…
Skipper: (painfully pushes Mort´s head into his beak and gags)
Mr: Julian?
KJ: Not now, Maurice!
Skipper: (closes eyes, then suddenly pushes Mort all the way in, except his tail, then faints)
Everyone: SKIPPER! MORT!
AT: Pull Mort out!
Rc: Rigt! (grabs the lemur´s tail and pulls at it, dragging Mort out)
Mt: I smell fishies!
Skipper: Ugh….
Sk: Clone! (slaps him a few times)
Skipper: Ow! Ow. I´m alright, clone.
Sk: I was worried about you for a moment.
Skipper: I´m fine…just hyperventilating at !
Sk: Paper bag! I need a paper bag!
Skipper: I´m….fine now.
AT: Okay, good, because-(phone rings) Hold on.
Hs: I thought we didn´t get a signal in here?
AT: YOU can´t. So you can´t call for-Hi, Fey.
Sk: FEY? O.0!
AT: Yes, fine. Fey dared her and me to sing, "Popular" from "Wicked".
Fey: Right. ^^
AT: Okay, let´s just get…this over with.
Fey: Kay.
Fey: AT: Fey: (Sung) And even in your case, popular! You're gonna be popular! popular! I'll help you be popular! Don't be offended by my frank analysis, popular! I know about popular. They were popular! (Spoken) AT: Fey: (Sung) La la, la la!
(Spoken)
AT, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!
(Spoken)
you really don't have to do that...
(Spoken)
I know, that's what makes me so nice! *grins evilly*
whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a makeover,
I simply have to take over!
I know I know exactly what they need!
though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead,
and yes indeed, you will be...
I'll teach you the proper ploys,
when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
How to fix your hair!
Everything that really counts to be...
You'll hang with the right cohorts,
you'll be good at sports,
know the slang you've got to know.
So let's start,
'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
think of it as personality dialysis,
now that I've chosen to become a
pal, a sister and advisor,
there's nobody wiser!
Not when it comes to...
And with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of dreary who you were...well, are.
There's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming populer... lar...
we're gonna make you pop-u-lar!When I see depressing creatures,
with unprepossessing features,
I remind them on their own behalf
to - think - of
celebrated heads of state,
or specially great communicators!
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!
Please! It's all about popular.
It's not about aptitude,
it's the way you're viewed,
so it's very shrewd to be,
very very popular like ME!
Why, AT, look at you. You're beautiful!
(Spoken)
I, I have to go...
(Spoken)
You're welcome...
And though you protest,
your disinterest,
I know clandestinely,
you're gonna' grin and bear it!
Your new found popularity!
Hah!
You'll be popular!
Just not quite as popular as ME!
Sk: Booo-
Ml: (slaps him, sharing exactly the same thought as AT)
Fey: Thank you! (take a bow…even though she´s on the phone)
KJ: Nobody is as popolar as me!
Mt: Yay! POPPIES!
AT: Thanx, Fey.
Fey: Tell Kowalski I love him! :3
AT: Fey, how many times do I have to tell you he's married. -.-
Kw: YEAH! Dx
Fey: Oh, one day he'll come to his sense… *evil laugh* MUHAWHAWHAWHAW-
AT: *turns phone off* -.-
Kw: She's scary. D: *clings to AT*
AT: Tell me all about it! O.o
Ml: Kay, bye!
Kw: Bye, WAIT!
Everyone: What?
Kw: OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO! WHERE IS BLOWHOLE AND JULIETTE?
Dr.B: (from a TV) Guess what happened?
Kw: Wha-(gets sucked into the TV)
Dr.B: Guess! (laughs and the TV turns off)
Sk: Wha-? How come he gets go out?
AT: He´s in the other room, dum-dum.
Hs: Stop stealing my words!
Sra: Well, I was wondering how he managed to re-build his lair so quickly.
Kw: (finds himself tied up in a chair) Blowhole! You lunatic!
Dr:B: (deranged laugh) I wanted to let her say goodbye to you, but she fell to early.
Kw: Wh-wha,what do you me-mean?
Dr.B: She fell off a cliff, peng-u-in.
Kw: No….no…that can´t be true…
Dr.B: I´m afraid so.
Kw:…no..you´re..YOU´RE LYING!
Dr.B: Go ahead and scream, she´s not coming back!
Kw: YOU´RE LYING, BLOWHOLE! SHE´S ALRIGHT! JULIETTE IS ALRIGHT! SHE HAS TO BE! I WON´T ALLOW IT! (starts crying)
Dr.B: Now I feel like a monster. (the two head back to the other room, Ko still crying his face off)
AT: It´s okay, Koko.
Kw: IT´S NOT OKAY!
Skipper: (wipes away a tear)
AT: Alright….a truth for me…who would I choose? Fey or a chicken? Well, DUH! A chicken of course!
Mr: Say what?
AT: A chicken wouldn´t dare me and Skipper to kiss\date-
Sk: What?
AT: Uh! Never mind! End of TD! Bye everyone! R and Review! (tries to yank the door open and escape outside) The door´s jammed!
Skipper: Remember? People who try to escape always fail!
AT: Great….fine…NO! I WON´T DO IT!
Ml: DO WHAT?
AT: I…I…have…to…
Everyone: WHAT?
AT: KISS SKIPPER AND GO ON A DATE WITH HIM! AND I´M NOT GOING TO DO IT! NOW OPEN UP, STUPID DOOR! (kicks against it)
Sk: WHAT? (faints)
Hs: He´s a girl, alright.
Cl: Yeah…
Rc: Calm dwn!
Ml: Yeah, AT! Take it easy!
AT: I..I can´t! I´mhyperventilating! Guyshelppaperbagican´tbreathe!
Sk: Never ever ever in my entire life will I kiss…(faints again)
Skipper: I feel sorry for you clone. But not sorry enough to take the dare for you.
Ml: Breathe, AT!
AT: O-okay…
Sk: Please, clone! Please, take it for me!
Skipper: Man´s gotta do what a man´s gotta do! You´re on your own, Skipp.
AT: I will NEVER-
Dr.B: (grabs Sk and AT and forces them together) There!
Sk: (passes out for a third time)
AT: (pulls against Blowhole´s grip)
Dr.B: They kissed!
AT: O..oh…(blacks out too)
Hs: Wimps.
Cl: Affirmative.
Kw: She´s…gone…..(cries a tsunami)
AT: (comes to) Next dare…date…(back on the floor)
Sk: What?
Ml: According to the dare sheet, you have to go on a date, watch Barbie and the 12 dancing princesses and-
Hs: Marlene, both are out.
KJ: Excellanté!
Mr: Why?
Hs: Oh yeah…..
(AT and Sk wake up tied to ONE chair with ONE rope)
AT: Ah! What happened?
Sk: Why on earth is Barbie running on a TV?
AT: AND WHY IN ALL NAMES OF SANITY THAT I DON´T HAVE ARE OUR FLIPPERS\HANDS TIED TOGETHER?
Sk: A-ah!
AT: Wait, Fey dared us to go o a date, watch a movie, hold hands….my good image is doomed.
Sk: What good image?
AT: I have one, you don´t!
Sk: I do too!
AT: No you don´t!
Sk: I´m not going to stick with you any longer!
AT: Exactly my thought, bird brain.
Sk: (starts moving around, trying to get loose)
AT: STOP THAT! YOU´RE RUBBING AGAINST ME!
Sk: Well, SORRY! Haven´t you noticed you´re tied TO me?
AT: Shut up…(silence) OKAY, YOU LUNATICS! THE MOVIE IS DONE AND WE KISSED! NOW FREE US!
Hs: The movie didn´t even start yet!
AT: Shit!
Sk: What?
AT: Nothing.
Sk: Okay….I´m going to die.
AT: I´m gonna die earlier!
Sk: Ha, no way!
Dr.B: What are they doing in there?
Ml: (listening) Fighting about who´s going to die first.
Hs: (shakes head)
Cl: Call me immature…
AT: It doesn´t matter, we both are going to die…
Sk: Yeah….(moves a little)
AT: HEY!
Sk: What? I´m tired!
AT: Oh, and then you just lean against me?
Sk: Yes!
AT:….urgh, fine! (slowly settles back too)
Sk: Now you´re the one leaning.
AT: What? You´ve got a problem?
Sk: Not really…
AT: Good…(silence)
Sk: I´m hungry.
AT: Then nibble on the ropes!
Sk: I don´t have teeth!
AT: Fine, then I´ll do it. (leans down)
Sk: You´re still rubbing!
AT: I can´t do it any other way! Now zip it and let me try to get the rope.
Sk:….
AT: (tries to lean down and pull at the rope with her teeth)
Sk: That..tickles…
AT: Oh! Shut up, will ya?...It´s hopeless, the rope´s too tight.
Cl: Of course it is!
Ml: Sshhhh!
AT: So, we´re stuck here and our friends are eavesdropping!
Cl: Yeah! Except Kowalski.
Sk: Ugh, soldier!
Kw: It´s a lie! It´s all lies, lies, lies!
Skipper: Rico!
Rc: (slaps Kowalski)
Kw: DO YOU MIND? I´M MOURNING HERE!
Rc: Sowry.
Kw: It isn´t true! It´s just not!
AT: Guys! This isn´t funny!
Hs: It is.
AT: (groans)
Sk: So, I guess we´re stuck here?
AT: Yeah…thanks to those idiots! (Mort giggles)
Sk: Okay then….(about a hour later-)
AT: I HATE all of you!
Ml: Come on! It couldn´t have been that bad!
AT&Sk: (stares at Marlene)
Ml: Okay, then I guess it was…
AT: You ever do something like that again and I will get help from my reviewers for revenge!
Cl: Hmm.
Skipper: You were brave in there, clone.
Sk: Yeah, I´m not talking to you.
AT: Okay, last dare of the day. Everyone must jump into…a giant pie?
Mt: YAY!
(the door opens and Juliette comes in)
Jtt: BLOWHOLE!
Kw: Juliette…?
Jtt: Kowalski!
Kw: It can´t be true….IT IS! JULIET-(a giant mushroom pie falls on top of them)
AT: What the-?
Sk: The dare was to jump in, right?
Cl: Well, the pie jumped in.
KJ: Yum! Pie! (scoops a mouthful in) BLEH! MUSHROOMS!
Mr: I like it.
Mt: MUSHROOMIES! YEA!
Kw: Juliette! You´re alive! (hugs her tightly)
Jtt: Not…for…long…!
Kw: Sorry! (kisses her)
Dr.B: It was a dare.
Kw: WHAT? (glares at AT)
AT: Okay,…happy ending! Thanks everyone for tuning in and-
Cl: Who chose mushrooms? I wanted strawberry!
KJ: No! Mango!
Rc. Feesh!
Ml: Chocolate!
AT: GUYS! Thanks for joining us and review lots of dares of next cha-cha-(couhs)
Sk: AT?
AT: (tries to speak, them points to throat)
KJ: The vampires must love you, yes?
AT: (glares)
Mr: She lost her voice again.
KJ: Oh, okay. Everyone! Be commencing Operation: Find Apple Toes´ Voice!
Ml: AT!
KJ: Who´s that?
Mt: I found it! (holds up Savio´s tail)
Savio(Sv): Let me go!
A\N: Done! I was writing this like crazy for the last minutes! And I don´t have to tell you to R&R! ^,^