Dedicated to Chibi Envy Chan, because he's awesome.

Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.

Notes: Actually part of a drabble set that was supposed to span through December. One fandom a day every day of said month, ended up catching up in January. Hardly anything was written on time, lol.

Warnings: Shonen-ai, yaoi, whatever the hell you want to call it. Zack/Kadaj. And that special brand of humor I'm famous for.

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Challenge item: A stuffed squirrel and a half-eaten nut.

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"Here!" Zack announced cheerfully, dropping a large box onto Kadaj's desk with a loud thud. The silver haired clone's hand jerked, leaving a thick black line across the page of his mission report. He looked up, glaring through his bangs at Zack, his catlike green eyes promising disaster.

"What is that?" He asked, resisting the urge to scream and throw his paperwork out the window. Kadaj, unlike the rest of the building, actually attempted to complete his paperwork on time instead of lighting it on fire, or something similarly destructive.

"It's a symbol of my affection." Zack said seriously, carefully opening the box and lifting the object within out, placing it beside it on Kadaj's desk. Kadaj blinked, staring incredulously at the item before looking up at the dark haired man to see if he really was serious about it.

"It's a..."Kadaj trailed off, still trying to figure out the reasoning behind such a gift. Zack beamed, mistaking Kadaj's quiet disgust for contained joy.

"Stuffed Squirrel!! Isn't it great?" He exclaimed happily, patting it on the head hard enough to knock the half-eaten acorn held in it's paws loose. Kadaj sighed, rubbing his head as the acorn bounced on the floor and out the door.

"Get out of my office."

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TBC

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Thanks to all for reading and reviewing.