AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich princesz cuz it fok u goffs!1 woopz soz princess thx 4 da help. btw transilvana rules hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da kasel wer drkola was flimed!

Later we all went in the shell. Draco was laughing in da common room. "Draco are u okay?" I asked in a preppy voice.

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a weird way. I stated to smile cuz I was thought he would start to drink tequila.

"Its ok Brittany." said Fairy comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted happily. Then I ran 2 get Draco. Fairy came too.

"Draco please come!" he began to cry. Tears of crocodile came down his orange tanned face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi orange tanned guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! Fairy got out his pink invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there, shouting like a madman with a flashlight in his hand.

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Mr. Norris.

"No fuck u you goffik little nerd sun of a fukcing bich!" Fairy said under his breast in a disgusted way.

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. "Filth is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Filth nodded. And then….Fairy frenched me! He did it jus as….. Mr. Norris was taking of da cloak!1

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Draco smiling n bustin in2 laughter and drinking vodka outside of da school.

"Draco!" I said. "R u okay?"

"I guess though." Draco said. We went back to our wardrobes frenching each other. Draco and I decided to watch Never Say Never (c isnt da deprezzin) on the preppy pink bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Fug and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1

AN. 1. Vodka cameo appearance! No more tequila for a moment, lol.

2. "Never Say Never" – Depressing Movie of the Year Award