Dear Albie,

Happy to hear that, since I don't like you in that way either. Just for the record, I do not have any feelings for Severus, Hagrid, Sirius, Remus or Voldemort either! Sorry for leading any of you on.

Sincerely, Professor not-much-for-a-social-life McGonagall.

Don't know why, but love to call Dumbledore Albie. It's so weird and patronizing. Just like calling He Who Must Not Be Named Voldie XD