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21. Boomerang
This stupid...
Eric snickered. "Oh this is going to be the best prank ever."
"Shut up!" Ryan hissed, elbowing him in the ribs. "He's coming! Get down!" He pushed Eric's hand down even more. "And keep the camera down!"
Stetler's eyes narrowed suspiciously as he walked through the silent lab and crossed his arms. "Something weird is going on," he muttered to himself, standing in the hallway for a moment before walking towards Ryan and Eric's direction. "When I find those two CSIs, I'm going to..."
He stopped in mid-sentence, blinking and looking at the innocently-laying boomerang in the middle of the hall. His eyes widened as he looked around and picked it up. What Ryan and Eric got on tape was YouTube humor material.
Observe.
"Oh, boy!" he yelled happily, dancing around and waving the boomerang. "Look what I found! Dibs! It's mine! It's mine!"
He fingered the boomerang and grinned like a little six year old. Ryan stifled his mouth, resisting the urge to stamp his foot from laughing so hard. Stetler looked down at it and threw it in one direction, returning to his usual posture of prickly Internal Affairs sergeant and continued to walk down the hall. And what he didn't notice was the...
Too late.
SMACK.
The boomerang smacked him in the head as he walked down the hallway. Turning around and swearing under his breath, he picked up the boomerang and examined it. Nothing that looked to be a tracking device or something.
Shrugging, he threw it backwards again and didn't walk two steps before getting hit once more. He grabbed the piece of wood and smacked it slightly. "You stop that!" he growled angrily.
Eric was having a hard time keeping the camera steady. Ryan kicked him in he shins. That shut him up.
He threw the boomerang once again and looked behind him, seeing it speed towards him. Ducking, Stetler pointed a finger and let out a "Ah-hah!" in triumph before once again, getting hit with the boomerang. "Ow. Damnit..."
Snarling softly, he threw it and immediately ducked as it passed his head. He snickered and watched as suddenly another one flew by him. He jumped... and again... and again... until he grabbed them and began throwing them in the other direction. Boomerang... boomerang... boomerang... beaker... iodide bottle... blea- "What the?" Rick spluttered, stopping his throwing.
THWACK.
Once again, the boomerang hit him upside the head.
"This stupid...!" he suddenly screamed and pulled out a lighter. He walked over to the window and opened it, putting the boomerang outside and chuckling evilly. He opened the lighter and set one end of the wooden boomerang on fire and chucked it, watching it fly over the causeway.
Stetler nodded to himself and walked towards the end of the hall when suddenly three boomerangs smacked him upside the head. Not one. Not two. Three.
He looked around angrily, rubbing his head. "What the-?" he cursed animatedly.
Meanwhile Eric was on the floor and Ryan was now taping the whole thing. He looked at the lens and grinned. "What do you think? Should we tell him?"
He turned the camera towards the source of the boomerang thrower.
Horatio looked down at the box, pouting ever so slightly. "Aw come on. I've got three more left in the box!"
More physical humor! Huzzah! 8D Okay, I can't update until Monday because I'm leaving for Wisconsin tomorrow. So, feel free to leave a review of ow you thought it was. Thanks for reading!