Thanks to Book Soldier, Dash99, magicshadow1, and Guest AWESOMENESS for their reviews and suggestions! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, BBC Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Harry Potter, The Inheritance Cycle, Person of Interest, Dr. Who, Thor, Despicable Me, or Lord of the Rings.

"WHAT?!" Halt shouted at Erak.

"The house is flooding?" the unfortunate oberjarl squeaked.

"Did you leave the bathtub on?"

"Yes."

"And you did not SHUT IT OFF?!" Halt's voice rose again at the end of his question.

"No. . . ."

"Gah! The world is populated by idiots!" Halt ran out of the stables toward the cabin, and, since they didn't know what else to do, everyone else followed him.

When Halt flung open the door, he was greeted with an interesting sight. Will peered over his former mentor's shoulder. "Halt, if the house was flooding, wouldn't it be wet?"

"Yes."

"So, why is it dry and why are there a whole bunch of people we don't know here?"

"I don't know. . . ."

Pauline sighed and pushed past her husband. "Who are you?"

A short man with black hair and dark, evil-looking eyes smiled eerily at her. "Jim Moriarty. Hi."

Pauline glared icily at him. "And who are your friends?"

"I wouldn't say they're friends, but I'll tell you anyway," he said and pointed to each as he said their names. "Mr. Gold, but you might know him better as Rumpelstiltskin. Regina, Voldemort, Galbatorix, Root, and The Master."

"And what are you doing in my house?"

"We're having a meeting."

"About what?"

"How to terrorize our enemies next."

Halt shook his head. "Seriously? You guys are not going to just have a meeting so you can terrorize Sherlock, Watson, Emma, Henry, Harry, Eragon, Saphira, Nasuada, Finch, Reese, and the Doctor!"

"Wow, you know all of those people, Halt?" Selethen said.

"Yes, don't judge."

Moriarty shook his head. "Well, we were almost done anyway. Let's go, guys." The villains filed past the group and headed for the road. They heard Moriarty say gleefully as he left, "Sherly is just gonna love this new puzzle!"

Thor suddenly appeared and dashed into Halt's kitchen and grabbed the sack of coffee beans. "Forgot these!" he shouted as he zoomed past Halt and ran after the villains now almost out of sight.

"Hey! Those are mine!" Halt shouted and started after him, but quickly realized he would never catch up with Thor. "Dang it, now we need coffee beans." He turned back to the cabin and trudged back to find everyone having a very intense water balloon fight.

"Arghh!" Gilan shouted as he flew threw the air in slow motion towards Sean.

"Cheater!" Alyss screamed.

A water balloon smashed down onto Duncan's head. He snarled and turned his gaze in the direction the balloon had come from. Halt smiled sweetly at him. "You're paying for the damages to my house."

"What? No fair!" he shouted.

"Hey, you get my tax dollars! You can afford to repair my house."

Duncan glared at him. "Fine."

Suddenly, some weird yellow things in overalls ran into the house. "Oh my gosh!" Jenny, Cassandra, and Alyss squealed. "It's the minions from Despicable Me!"

Halt groaned. Not more weird things from other fandoms!

"You're just so cute!" Cassandra cooed to one of them. Alyss reached out an smoothed down a piece of one of the minions hair (did they have hair?).

"Do you want something to eat?" Jenny asked.

Suddenly, a weird man with very flat feet and a large nose appeared in the doorway. "Minions!" he shouted. "Let's go!" They turned and obediently followed the odd man out the door.

But they were to be replaced by someone they all knew: Legolas from Lord of the Rings. "Hey, Willers, wanna have an archery tournament?"

Will gasped. "I will just because you called be that awful name!"

"Well, c'mon, loser."

Will glared at him and sauntered toward the archery targets.

Shigeru glanced at Halt. "Should we go watch?"

"No. Hey, where are Erak and Svengal?"

"Oh, I think they are in your old room," Horace said.

Halt turned and opened the door to his old bedroom. Sure enough, Erak and Svengal were in there. But they had built forts and were having mini kingdom wars. Worse, they were decidedly drunk.

"Hey, Halth," Svengal slurred.

Halt glared at him. "What are you worthless piles of-"

"Whath?!" Erak cried. "We are noth worthleth!" His eyes practically glowed with anger and he and his friend stood up and smashed their fists and feet through every available hard surface.

Everyone stared at the rampaging Skandians. Until they ran into each other and knocked each other out.

"Hmm, they're not very smart when they're drunk," Crowley muttered.

"When are they smart to begin with?" Halt asked.

"Good question. . . ." the other Ranger murmured.

Suddenly, Will ran into the house crying. "Halt," he cried, "it's awful!"

"What's awful?" Halt asked as, much to his dismay, Will ran over and gave him a hug while sobbing.

"Legolas beat me!"

"How awful. I'm sure Alyss wants to hear all about it," Halt said, trying to get rid of his clingy former apprentice.

Much to Halt's relief, Will let go and ran over to his wife. "Legolas called me an idiot too!" he sobbed. Alyss cast a murderous glare at Halt before taking him by the hand and going outside to talk.

There was a knock on the door. Crowley went over and opened the door. A man stood outside and, twirling his mustache, said in a French accent, "Free escargot?"

"What's is-car-go?" Crowley asked.

The French man held out a metal bucket. "Try."

Crowley opened the bucket warily and pulled out a snail shell with a green substance in it. The man handed him pliers and a fork. Crowley gripped the shell with the pliers and dug the contents of the shell out with the fork. He took a bite and started to chew. And then promptly threw up just outside Halt's door.

"Crowley!" Halt shouted.

I have never tried escargot, and I don't intend to. Snails don't appeal to me. Oh, and I'm sure Legolas is off because all I know about him is he's from LotR. Moriarty isn't exactly in character because this is my first time writing him. Anyway, Suggestions! Book Soldier: have a whole bunch of villains show up and have a meeting. Guest AWESOMENESS: intense water balloon fight inside the cabin. Dash99: Thor comes back to steal Halt's coffee. Ranger Amethyst: The minions from Despicable Me appear and the girls fuss over them. Ranger indecisive: Svengal and Erak make forts in Halt's old bedroom and have like mini kingdom fights, a French guy come along with free escargot and someone throws up. Guest Shian: Skandians get extremely drunk and go on a rampage. Magicshadow1: Legolas shows up and challenges Will to an archery match and Will gets upset when he loses.