Yoshizilla: Ladies and gentlemen, I must inform you all that I deeply, deeply apoligize for the shortness of this chapter. I was really to engaged on my Wii and the Internet (curse you, stupid addiction!) to give Wario a good chapter this time, so I promise that come around the next time he gets a chapter, he'll have a much more interesting premesis. Anyway, enjoy anyway, despite its shortness!
Wario was out in the woods behind his house, searching for the thief who stole his precious food. The fat, plump "plumber" surprisingly was fast enough to keep his polluted body stable, which among men of his type was a rarity. Wario walked through the thick bushes and fell into a muddy pit, struggling to get out. As he used his fat to keep him at the surface, he slowly moved towards the other side, getting out and shaking the mud off him. He then paused and glanced to the right, to hear the giggle of the thief.
"Why I oughta... hey!" Wario shouted as he ran in the direction the voice came from, only to collide into the low branch of a dead tree, falling on his back as he then lunged up into the air in pain, screaming as he held his rear from being poked sharply by a red-colored Spiny that was minding its own business. Crashing hard on his face, Wario grumbled as he rubbed his sore butt and continued looking for the strange, giggling food thief, determined to beat the theif up badly and reclaim all of his delicious food, even if it meant he would have to leaves Diamond City behind for miles...