The Unexpected Chapter
...or Prohpecies
A/N: Yes, it's been a while and I'm finally back. All I have to say is blame the school play (Once Upon a Mattress, if you wanted to know.) The play was fun albeit time consuming. Schoolwork is to blame as well. ::laughs:: Anyways, here's the long awaited chapter! (Also: Yay for winter break starting::cheers:: More time to write fanfics, haha.)
Instead of focusing on the teaching methods of Hermione, Harry, Ron and Ginny in their normal abandoned classroom, we are in a different room focusing on three different people, girls to be exact. One of females has a warm, heart shaped face dusted with freckles. Her chesnut brown hair falls into her cerulean blue eyes with glasses. This girl was incredibly pretty with curves in all of the right places. She was wearing a tight fitting glittery magenta shirt with a large red heart in the middle and short denim jeans, openly defying the dress policy and wearing of uniforms by wearing these skimpy, slut-like clothes. Her makeup was simple, with peach eyeshadow, light pink blush and lots of black mascara.
The second beautiful female had coal-black hair in a braid. Her eyes were unusual, they were violet flecked gray-blue. She had a streak of silver in her hair and a star tattoo on her cheek. This girl was also unnaturally curvy yet thin, which happend to be a contradiction, which would be ignored for now. She, coincidentally, was insanely, extremely beautiful as well, probably even better looking than the previous girl. Her polo shirt was blue and white and she wore a black mini-skirt to show off her long legs. She also blue fishents to finish off the outfit. Her eyeshadow was pale blue and her mascara was blue as well.
The last female teen had wavy light, chocolate brown hair, with natrual blonde highlights, clear silver flecked blue eyes and flawless skin. Her petite figure could have been caused by anorexia, a disorder where you do not eat correctly because of an obsessive fear of gaining weight, but she indeed was not anorexic, as she had unnaturally large breasts that did not mix well with gravity and gave her a lot of back pain. It seems as if these three girls had no flaws at all and were just unnaturally perfect. She was the best looking of the three girls. Her astounding beauty could be considered inhumane, as if she was not a normal witch-human female. Her long sleeved gold shirt complemented her hair and eyes perfectly while her white jeans complemented her clothes, hair and eyes as well. The girl's eyeshadow was simply gold shimmer and wore lots of shiny gold mascara.
These three girls are better known as Darcy Angelique Starlight Russell, Michelle Amber Lynn Preston and Ophelia April Jayacinth Desdemona Rhianna Schitzo'phrenia Ebony Gabrielle Amy LaElles or Kat, the gang of Mary Sues. They have become powerful allies and decided to meet in an abandoned classroom for some unknown, illogical and unexplained reason.
"...And that's my plan!" Darcy says triumphantly.
"What in the world are you talking about Darcy? You just started saying 'and that's my plan'; surely you have an actual plan?" Michelle asks, forcing logic into the situation.
"Michelle, I'm absolutely positive my plan is better than Darcy's." Kat boasts arrogantly, causing the other two girls to become somewhat uncomfortable.
"What makes you think that, Kat?" Darcy asks defensively with a furious tone in her voice.
"I can read minds and see into the future. Trust me Darcy, Michelle, I know these things." The black haired girl did nothing except show a defiant face, not wanting to fight with the telepathic Seer.
"What's yourbrilliant plan Kat?" Michelle asks hesitantly with a hint of sarcasm in her voice.
"Well, we want to get revenge on the people we hate the most right?" Michelle and Darcy agree, nodding their heads enthusiastically in agreement.
"Those people are a Trio, more commonly known as individuals who go by the names of Hermione J. Granger, Harry J. Potter and Ronald B. Weasley."
"How do you know the Trio's middle initials?" Darcy asks innocently.
"You don't need or want to know the answer to that, Darcy." Michelle replies darkly, her voice barely audible.
"Anyway, our revenge will include Muggle glue, all of our magical abilities, Michelle's magical heart shaped locket, (you know the one that lets you shape-shift?) Darcy's...enthusiasm, and a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise and mustard..."
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Now, instead of focusing on Kat, Darcy and Michelle, we are focused in the regular abandoned classroom where Ginny, Hermione, Ron and Harry teach about Mary Sues. The four teens are at peace, relaxing on three armchairs that were never there in the room in the first place, as if there is nothing on their minds.
"It has been a while since we did our last lesson on Mary Sues, hasn't it?" Hermione asks out loud, stating the somewhat obvious.
"Let's talk about prophecies!" Ginny exclaims, nearly falling out of her armchair.
"Why prophecies?" Ron asks his sister simply.
"There are a lot of prophecies that state a certain super-powered main character should destroy You-Know-Who in their fifth, sixth or seventh year, although sometimes the prophecies aren't age-specific." Ginny explains briefly.
"That sounds a lot like the prophecy Harry has!" Ron exclaims.
"It doesn't just sound like the prophecy I have because it is my prophecy!" Harry answers, somewhat bewildered that a Sue had to take his role over. Despite the fact he had to live his school-life trying to break out of the shell of being more than 'The Boy-Who-Lived' or 'The Chosen One', he couldn't help but think...why should he have to go through all the suffering of being ridiculed because of being a 'celebrity', someone prophecized by birth to destroy the most powerful Dark wizard of all time, taken over by a perfect girl? It was a hard task to take on, but Harry felt obligated to defeat the Dark Lord, with help from Hermione, Ron and maybe even Ginny and possibly others, and not a random character he has never met. His desire to keep canon in order was re-kindled by this one part of Mary Sue-dom.
"I know, it's uncreative. There are also--get this!--girls who are destined to defeat You-Know-Who and are his illigetimate daughter! Why would his daughter kill You-Know-Who?" As the four teens laugh hysterically at the nonesense that is prophecies, the door that was originally closed was broken off it's hinges and a bright multi-colored light blinded Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. As the light dimmed, it revealed Darcy with bright red eyes (she had eyes that changed with her moods, green was for envy, magenta was love and so on) and a furious face, Michelle with a heart shaped locket in her palm and Kat with a katana. How an American transfer student in Britian attained a weapon without being caught, a Japanese one at that, would forever remain a mystery.
"We want revenge!" Darcy, Michelle and Kat scream loudly with much anger.
"But, girls...we mean no harm!" Ron says timidly.
"Yeah, we are just four friends just meeting together in an abandoned classroom." Hermione adds much more boldly, backing Ron's statement up. It was not necissarily a lie.
"How are we supposed to believe you?" Darcy asks, as she has calmed down a bit.
"Well, what else could we be doing?" Harry asks the three girls, although it is obviuos that his question is rhetorical and not meant to be answered. Darcy, Michelle and Kat look at each other.
"Nothing, but..." Kat says, speaking for the three Mary Sues.
"Exactly. You three should just get out and leave us alone" Harry interrupts.
"We really do not like you and your Mary Sue friends. Your perfection and special powers, to be blunt, are incredibly annoying. We hate you." Ron says, trying to push the three girls out of the room.
Kat look depressed, as if she were about to burst into tears at any given moment. Darcy comes forward to comfort the depressed girl, and Michelle gives Kat a hug with streams of tears flowing down her cheeks, not caring that her mascara was running, making her look less pretty than she already was. Darcy ended up giving Kat a hug as well, not being able to take seeing her friend depressed, tears also flowing down her cheeks, like rain. Swirls of color, obviously from the makeup they put on, and mascara ran down both Michelle's and Darcy's faces from their mass amounts of crying. Kat was the only girl in that group not sobbing like a baby. The three friends just stayed in each others comforting arms, Darcy and Michelle sobbing hysterically like the drama queens they were.
Hermione and Ginny were dumbstruck at the crying and sadness of Kat, Darcy and Michelle.
"How could you!?" Hermione screams at Harry and Ron, suddenly making Michelle, Kat and Darcy look towards them, sniffling pathetically and rubbing their eyes.
"What the hell did we do?" Ron retorts just as loudly.
"You reduced two girls to hysterical tears and made one of these girls depressed with your rude words! That is horrible, even if they are Mary Sues." Ginny replies, obviously angered.
"Ginny, you're being brain-washed by the Sues' hypnotic eyes!" Harry blurts out ignorantly. Kat looks at Harry with large, sad eyes. Harry's face softens.
"It doesn't matter what happens, you hurt someone's feelings and that is a mean thing to do, even if you don't like them." Hermione chides both Harry and Ron.
"I demand that you apologize to Kat, Darcy and Michelle." Ginny demands, looking Harry and Ron in the eyes.
"Fine," The two teens muttered. Ron and Harry went up Michelle, Kat and Darcy, looking the girls' straight in their captivating eyes. Before the two teens could say anything, Darcy and Kat run up enthusiastically to Harry and Ron, squeezing the boys until they could barely breath. Michelle stayed back, mostly because she was a shy person. She just smiled, thankful that Ron and Harry would apologize for their harsh words and actions. When Darcy and Kat stopped hugging Ron and Harry, Michelle came up to the two teenaged boys. She did not hug Ron or Harry, to their relief, but simply shaked their hands vigourously.
Before the three girls left, Harry asked:
"Why were you girls so emotional just then?" Kat looked at Michelle and Darcy with scared eyes. Michelle and Darcy nodded, encouraging the beautiful brunette to speak.
"We couldn't take all of the attention and swoonin at our beauty." Kat explained simply.
"Also, the pressure was too great to be perfect at everything we did. The burden was too much." Michelle added.
"Our super-powers were being taken advantage of, and we did not want to use our powers for entertainment." Darcy said quickly.
"Basically, and I speak for the three of us, we want to become normal." Kat says.
"We will be glad to help you!" Hermione says enthusiastically. The scene fades to black.
A/N: For those of you who are reading my other stories: expect an update, as I shall be updating them soon.
Also, I just want to say that all stories with prophecies aren't always bad, just the ones that I have read were particularly horrific. Remember, this is my opinion and I am definately not forcing you to believe as I do, nor am I saying your opinion is wrong because it is different from mine.
The descriptions of the three Sues at the begining are intentional, just by the way.
To clear up confusion: Kat's nationality was mentioned in chapter 11, and she is an Amerian transfer student, if anyone forgot. Both Darcy and Michelle are natives to England. Sorry for the crazy long author's notes, and please review!