Shara : Ah, it's good to be back.
Cy: That it is, that it is, oh, by the way, Happy Belated Birthday Shara.
Shara: Thanks for remembering Cy, I know you've been gone to!
Cy: No problem, where is everyone else?
Shara: I don't know. MUKIE!
Zamukie: We're coming, chill out!
*Everyone jumps out of nowhere*
Everyone: Happy Birthday Shara!
Shara: Thank you guys!
Kioko: So, shall we get started?
Koru: Sure, it's been almost four weeks.
Cy: Heh heh, yeah, sorry my laptop was having some trouble but I got a new one, thank you Pai, so we shouldn't have any more problems.
Iggy: Kisshu?
Kisshu: This review is from Tomahawk 3.0
well, I'm glad you are looking forward to WOTM II, because Cy's mew is going to have a bigger part, so I can use some help there with the character. you see, my Tomahawk character, the good one, is in a coma, and Cy steps up and becomes the temporary leader of the new team of mews. XD
anyways, dares:
Zamukie: You may go back into the closet.
pudding: rape Tart. XD
Masaya: Let Cy kill you in anyway.
That'll be all.
Cy: Fun, oh, and I obviously have already revived all those Tart murdered with the Death Note.
Tart: Huh?
Cy: Forget about it, actually, you already have.
Tart: Uh, whatever.
Zamukie: *blush* That's not really necessary, but, a dares a dare.
Koru: That it is.
~They enter the closet~
Cy: Uh, that's a bit beyond the T rating, but we've done that before, so you two may take the other closet.
Tart: you guys are a bad influence, we shouldn't even know the word "rape" means.
Iggy: Yeah, well you do, so go.
~They enter another closet~
Kish: *snickers* I like this dare.
Cy: Whatever, Masaya, how exactly would you like to die?
Masaya: Well, something quick and painless, obviously.
Cy: *laughs manically* All right, something slow and painful coming right up. *kills Masaya in such a manner*
Kish: Pai, I think you're girlfriend is psychotic.
Pai: Yeah, isn't it great?
Kish: Okay, I add to that statement, you're psychotic.
Pai: Probably.
Cy: *revives Anyway, moving on, Iggy, review?
Iggy: Sure. This review is from Power-of-all
On the 3rd of August? Sounds like such a long time...
On to some dares! Lets see...which character haven't I done anything yet to?
...Lettuce and Keiichiro! I dare Keiichiro to go and eat a live worm and I dare Lettuce to go and have a swimming contest against a shark that want's to eat her!
Kioko: Yeah, it was a long time to wait for Cy and Shara to come back.
Zamukie: Onward to the fun stuff, Keiichiro, eat a live worm!
Keiichiro: Uh, that's disgusting.
Cy: *smiles* Yep, now, worm-eating time!
Ichigo: *whispers to Kish*What's got Cy in such a good mood?
Kish: I don't know, maybe she got laid before the show.
Pai: No.
Kish: Huh, you got me then.
Zamukie: Cy, you're kinda acting weird.
Cy: *laughs* Yeah, I probably had a drink too many.
Pai: That would explain it, she's still not super drunk though…
Iggy: Well, whatever, Keiichiro here's a worm, so eat it.
Keiichiro: *pinches nose and swallows worm then throws up a little in his mouth* Gross…
Cy: I'm sure, now Lettuce it's time for a swimming contest, with a shark, and it's hungry, for you, so I suggest you hurry. *pushes into pool*
Shark: Num-Num *starts chasing Lettuce*
Lettuce: *swims for her life for a few minutes and then reaches the finish line and the shark vanishes*
Cy: Good job, moving on, Mint, next review.
Mint: Whatever, this review is from Bloom
Great
chappy ^^
Everyone: HAVE A MOTORCYCLE RACE! :D BOYS VS GIRLS,
LOSERS HAVE TO... UM... EAT RAINE'S COOKING! [Raine is from Tales of
Symphonia: Dawn of the New World. She is the worst cook EVER!]
Pai: Uh, I don't think Cy should operate machinery.
Zamukie: Good call, that mean one guy has to stay –
Pai: *starts to say somethin*
Zamukie: No, then we won't know who wins because you two will be too busy making out, I normally wouldn't be worried but since Cy's a little wasted I'd rather have it be someone we know will stay away from her, like Tart.
Tart: I'm too young to drive anyway.
Shara: In that perspective so are most people here, really it's just Koru, Cy, Zamukie, Zakuro, Ryou, and Keiichiro with drivers licenses.
Cy: When have we ever taken the law into consideration on this show?
Kioko: She has a point, why don't we just say that Cy and anyone under 13 shouldn't drive?
Cy: I can drive, that way teams, I think, would be even.
Pai: Uh, Cy, is that a good idea? *looks at blindfold*
Cy: I'm fine, just because I don't see the way you do doesn't mean I can't see.
Zamukie: Uh, Cy, you are drunk.
Cy: We're about to let 13 year olds drive motorcycles and you're worried about me being just a little tipsy? I'm thoroughly disappointed in you.
Zamukie: Oh whatever, there's no point in arguing with you, I always lose, so let's just get started.
Cy: *snaps and everyone is on a motorcycle on a busy road with a course marked clearly and Pudding signals everyone to take off*
~1 hour later~
Ryou: *crosses finish line* Yah! Guys win!
Kioko: No they don't, it's based on a team, so the last person to cross the finish line determines who loses.
Ryou: You're kidding?
Cy: *crosses finish line* Nope.
Ryou: *blinks quickly* You finished second?
Cy: * takes off helmet and shakes hair* Yeah, what about it?
Ryou: You're drunk!
Cy: *says seriously* I sober up after about 20 minutes on a motorcycle on a busy highway, it's what I do all the time.
Ryou: That's really weird.
Cy: You're an idiot.
~20 minutes later~
Zamukie: So, it's down to Mint, and Masaya.
Cy: Yep.
Koru: Any hints?
Cy: Nope.
Iggy: Didn't think so.
Masaya: *crosses finish line* Did we win?
Cy: Unfortunately.
Mint: *crosses finish line8 I'm sorry, but I've never even ridden a bike, much less driven a car or motorcycle!
Cy: Whatever, we just have to eat some cruddy food.
Pai: Uh, aren't you all used to eat really great food all the time.
Cy: I normally cook our meals, so yes, we have been eating some great food for the past 4 –
Shara: Oh my God, Oh my God.
Cy and Ryou: What's wrong?
Shara: *smiles* Nothing, I just felt the baby move!
Cy: Yeah, it's about normal timing, the early side of the normal 16-22 weeks, but normal enough.
Ryou: Oh my God *passes out*
Cy: *muttering to herself* If that's his reaction to this I wonder how he'll react to when you go into labor…
Shara: What did you say Cy?
Cy: Nothing important, I suppose it's time for us girls to eat some really crappy food. *snaps and leftovers from Raine's refrigerator* Well, dig in.
Girls: *all take a bite then start retching*
Tart: Come on, a dares a dare, and you lost fair and square!
Ichigo: Don't think we don't know that, midget!
Tart: I'm not a midget, you hag!
Ichigo: Why you little –
Cy: Drop it, and just eat the damn food. *takes another bite*
Zamukie: You don't seem to phased by this.
Cy: Why would I be?
Pai: You're the greatest cooks I've ever known.
Cy: I haven't always had a castle at my disposal, I've had to eat some gross things before. Besides I've lived through famines and disease outbreaks, good food isn't always easy to come. Like this *points at concoction* this is much better than the food that was around when Rome was starting to fall.
Pai: *blinks a few*
Cy: You okay?
Pai: Sorry, sometimes I just forget the crap you've been through.
Cy: Most people do, it's not as if I flaunt it about. *takes last bite* Well, that wasn't so bad.
Mint: *stares at her blankly* Are you kidding?
Cy: Not at all, weren't you listening to anything I said before?
Mint: Yeah, but –
Cy: Then just shut the hell up and deal with it.
~10 minutes later~
Shara: I think I'm gonna go vomit now…
Zamukie: That may not be such a bad idea.
Cy: You guys are pathetic.
Ichigo: *with tears in her eyes* Not all of us lived through the fall of Rome, you know!
Cy: I know that, and what I was saying is you need to deal with what you've got, because at some point in your life you'll have to fight to survive.
Mint: We've already done that!
Cy: Not in the matter of fighting aliens, or some physical enemy, this one will be much worse.
Girl: Huh?
Cy: Forget it, you won't understand until it happens, let's move on, Kish?
Kish: This review is from Mew Catnip
Pft buahahahahaha! I'm laughing my ass off xDD
Ok, here's something new:
Masaya: I dare you to turn into Deep Blue, and Ichigo, I dare you to kiss him :D
Kishu, Pai and Tart: Since your all so conviniantly named after pastries, I dare you all to work alongside the Mews at the Cafe Mew Mew :D Ichigo could use the help!
Oh! And lock Ryou in a room full of catnip, videotape him, put it on youtube and after the catnip wears off make him watch it :D
Zamukie: Good, that's the reaction we're going for.
Cy: *snaps*
Masaya: *Falls to the ground*
Deep Blue: *stands up* Ichigo…
Ichigo: What the hell?
Kish: *gets in front of Ichigo* I already died by your hand once, don't think I won't do it again.
Deep Blue: *laughs* I have no interest in harming you Kish, nor your little girlfriend.
Kish: What do you want?
Cy: *whispers to Ichigo* You know what to do.
Ichigo: *sighs* Kish, there's something I have to do, just know this, I still love you.
Girls: Aww…
Kish: *moves* Okay, kitten, I trust you.
Ichigo: *kisses Deep Blue*
Deep Blue: *kisses back*
Ichigo: *shoves him away* Baka!
Deep Blue: *clutches chest and falls over*
Mint: Is he dead?
Cy: Not yet, but he's about to be, and that's the way it was supposed to be. *snaps and Masaya is back*
Masaya: *rubs head* What happened?
Ichigo: You turned into Deep Blue and I had to kiss you! And it sucked!
Kish: Go Koneko-chan!
Ichigo: *smiles at Kish*
Cy: Get a room, we're moving on.
Ryou: I like this dare.
Cy: Did you ever rebuild the café?
Ryou: Uh…
Cy: That's what I thought.
Ryou: Couldn't you just, you know *makes a gesture*
Cy: It would take a few hours…
Ryou: *sighs* Forget it then.
Cy: Well, sorry about that one.
Shara: So, Ryou-kun, are you hungry?
Ryou: A little.
Zamukie: Good *shoves in a room full of catnip and locks the door*
Ryou: Really? What did you guys hope to accomplish? Do you not remember the dare when Kioko gave me a cat food?
Shara: It's a dare, you don't have to do anything, it would just be more amusing if you did.
Ryou: *grumbles to self and then it stays quiet in the room*
Cy: Well, while we wait for him to do something amusing let's move onto the next review, Pai?
Pai: This review is from mewmewfan2104
are my dares
ichigo:flirt with kisshu
lettuce:kiss
ryou
mint:let everyone else poke you in both eyes
zakuro:act
like pudding for a whole chapter
pudding:kiss taruto
i think that covers everyone that is alive
Koru: Flirting time for Ichigo and Kish.
Ichigo: I don't have use one of those cheesey pick up lines do I?
Cy: You have no idea what flirting is, that's pathetic.
Ichigo: Well excuse me for being 13!
Zamukie: You're already sexually active, you ought to know how to flirt.
Ichigo: *blushes*
Kioko: God, Ichigo, I'm twelve and I know how to flirt.
Ichigo: Quit making me feel bad! Like Mint or Lettuce know how to either!
Mint: Excuse me, I have a boyfriend, I know perfectly well how to flirt.
Lettuce: *blushes* I-it's not that I don't know how, I-I j-just don't.
Cy: When did the stuttering thing come back?
Kyros: She's just embarrassed.
Cy and Pai: Kyros?
Kyros: Yeah, I should probably leave now, huh?
Pai: What are you doing here?
Kyros: You act like you don't want me here *pauses and smirks*onii-chan.
Everyone but Cy, Pai, and Kyros: Onii-chan?
Cy: Yeah, this is Kyros, he's appeared in two of my fics, always as a boyfriend for Lettuce and younger brother to Pai.
Lettuce: B-boyfriend?
Kyros: Uh-huh, don't worry, I won't try anything if you don't want me to.
Cy: I can tell she's not comfortable with you yet, you probably shouldn't be here.
Kyros: Why not, onii-chan has a girlfriend, I wanted to see who it was. It was Zakuro in all the fics I was in. Onii-chan has good taste. *gives Pai a thumbs up*
Zakuro: What?
Pai: *blushes* Kyros!
Kyros: *laughs* Well, I can see I'm just confusing you people, so I'll get out of here. Bye, onii-chan, onee-chan, and Lettuce-chan! *teleports out*
Cy: He did not seriously call me onee-chan…
Pai: Yeah, he did.
Lettuce: Lettuce-chan?
Cy: That'll take some getting used to, anyway, we should probably get back on track.
Ichigo: Um…
Zamukie: We're just skipping you because of your inept-ness.
Ichigo: Hey!
Cy: *let's Ryou out* She's right, Lettuce and Ryou pucker up.
Lettuce, Ryou, and Shara: (W-W-)WHAT?
Kioko: It's a dare, get it over with!
Lettuce and Ryou quickly kiss
Lettuce: *Looks confused*
Shara: You okay?
Lettuce: *blushes then laughs* It's nothing, I must've been mistaken.
Zamukie: What?
Kioko: If you liked it it's okay, when Cy writes fics without OC's thrown all over the place she pairs you with Ryou.
Lettuce: *blushes* It's not that it was bad, it's just, well *blushes deeper* I-I thought I tasted cat food.
Everyone: *roars with laughter*
Ryou: *turns a very deep shade of red*
Cy: *composes herself* Gods, I knew that was coming and it was still hilarious, hungrier than you thought.
Ryou: I was getting hungry, and it's not like I had that much.
Zamukie: *still laughing* What I want to know is how Lettuce knows what cat food tastes like.
Lettuce: When I was younger two of my cousins made me eat some
~Flashback~
Cousin #1: Lettuce: We have something for you.
5 year old Lettuce: *looks up from book* Huh?
Cousin #2; It's a rare delicacy, you should consider yourself lucky to taste some. *shows her a plate*
5 year old Lettuce: It looks kinda funny…
Cousin #1: But it's very rare, and it was very expensive, we bought it just for you.
5 year old Lettuce: *shrugs shoulders* Okay *takes a bite* Ew! What is that?
Cousin #2: Lettuce, don't be rude.
Cousin #1: Yeah, please finish it, we would feel awful if you didn't eat it.
5 year old Lettuce: If it's so good why don't you guys have some?
Cousin #!: Why, Lettuce, we've already eaten ours.
Cousin #2: Yes indeed, don't be disrespectful and not eat it.
5 year old Lettuce: Uh, okay… *eats the rest slowly with much effort*
Cousins: *laughing*
Cousin #1: Rare delicacy? I can't believe you'd be so stupid as to believe that!
Cousin #2: I'm so glad you enjoyed that cat food!
5 year old Lettuce: *clenches fists* You guys made me eat cat food?!
Cousin #1: No duh!
5 year old Lettuce: I can't believe you jerks!
Cousin #2: And what are you gonna do about it, little itty-bitty baby Lettuce?
5 year old Lettuce: *punches Cousin#1 in the jaw*
Cousin #1: Why you little-
Cousin #2: You're bleeding! Come on let's go get mom!
~End flashback~
Zamukie: Damn, Lettuce, you had some guts then.
Lettuce: *blushes*
Kioko: What happened?
Lettuce: I was living with them and my aunt and uncle in the United Sates from the time I was five until the time I was 12. They broke me after a year or two, my aunt always sided woth them, and my uncle was hardly home or he would've but a stop to it.
Zamukie: That's awful!
Lettuce: It wasn't so bad, I mean after awhile I got used to it, they only hurt me badly once or twice.
Cy: So, uh…
Iggy: Um, I guess mw should continue.
Koru: Yeah, so, who wants to poke Mint in the eyes!
Iggy: Why not…
Cy and Zamukie: We have no issues with this.
Mint: Hey!
Kioko: As much as I hate this, it is a dare. If it's any consolation, I feel bad about it.
Mint: That's easy for you to say, you're not the one getting poked in the eyes!
Kioko: Uh *sighs* That's what I thought.
Mint: *get's repeatedly poked in the eyes* Ow!
Cy: Heh heh, Zakuro, you get to act like Pudding for the rest of this chapter.
Zakuro; You've got to be kidding me?
Cy: Nope, now, start.
Zakuro: *in higher pitched voice*All right, Cy-oneechan, na no da!
Cy: Great, now Pudding, kiss Tart.
Pudding: yay! Taru-Taru! *kisses Tart*
~3 minutes later~
Cy: Break it up, lovebirds!
Pudding and Tart: *blush*
Cy: Sheesh, kids these days.
Zakuro: Zakuro thinks Cy-oneechan is feeling her age, na no da!
Cy: So what if I am?
Zamukie: Now, now, just because you were there when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth doesn't mean that you can criticize the way things work.
Cy: Well, we'll see you soon-ish.
Kioko: Review!
Iggy: Vote for Pedro!
Cy: Shut up, Iggy
Shara: Bye!