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Even A Blind Man Can See…

The following day went about as smoothly as the previous day had gone, which meant that by around 5PM Harmony and Sugar were at each other's throats again. Their constant bickering was putting a damper on Rachel's plan to set them up. After finally having heard enough, she decided it was time to separate them (and hopefully work her magic).

She shot a knowing glance at Quinn, who immediately recognized the determined look on Rachel's face and knew that her girlfriend had a plan.

"Sugar, could you help Quinn in the kitchen? I already prepared us some food, but it needs to be heated." Rachel addressed the girl whose face immediately brightened.

"You prepared food for us all? Rach, that's so sweet." Harmony cooed, causing Quinn's fists to tighten at the nickname.

"It's really no problem at all." Rachel smiled at the compliment, while Sugar was eagerly ushering Quinn to the kitchen. "Harmony, I forget some notes upstairs. Would you mind helping me look for them?"

Harmony quickly followed the petite girl up the stairs while Santana watched with interest, her eyebrow raised dangerously high.

"I really do appreciate you inviting me over again, and I am trying to get along with Sugar but she drives me crazy." Harmony ended her sentence with a frustrated growl.

Rachel turned to face the girl, concern on her face. "What is it about her that you find…irritating?"

"I don't want to talk about Sugar." Harmony rolled her eyes and stepped closer to Rachel, placing a hand on her arm and running it up toward Rachel's shoulder. The smaller brunette stepped back swiftly, causing Harmony to giggle slightly. "How long have you and Quinn been together?"

"Officially?"

Harmony scoffed. "Sure."

Rachel suddenly found the floor quite interesting as she nervously kicked at it with her right foot. Harmony stepped closer again, touching Rachel's chin and raising her head up until they were looking at each other again.

"Not very long, but that doesn't mean that I don't love her because I do. I have cared about her for a very long time and just because we just recently addressed those feelings for each other that doesn't mean…"

Harmony tried to lock their lips but Rachel stepped back quickly before they made contact. "What are you doing? I just told you that I am with Quinn and that I am in love with her."

"And yet you bring me up to your bedroom…alone." Harmony smirked at the girl, still undeterred by the rejection.

"Look Harmony, I think you're misreading things. And if I have sent you mixed signals, then I am sorry. I have no interest in you like that."

Harmony narrowed her eyes to study the truth to Rachel's statement. She sighed. "I never stood a chance did I?"

Rachel couldn't help smiling. "No you didn't. No one does."

Harmony smiled sadly. "I'm sorry I tried to kiss you."

"I'm sorry that I'm going to have to tell Quinn about it."

Harmony's jaw dropped. "But she'll kill me…you know, after she tortures me…with Santana's help."

Rachel laughed out loud which caused Harmony to scowl at her.

"She won't kill you…or torture you. Santana may try, and Quinn may want to but they won't."

Harmony shook her head as she rolled her eyes at the tiny girl. "Quinn's lucky. I do hope she knows that."

Rachel smiled at the statement.

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"If things don't work out between you and Rachel, would you ever consider dating me?" Sugar asked Quinn point blank after they were in the kitchen for a few minutes.

Quinn frowned. "Why wouldn't Rachel and I work out?"

"Just say things don't. Maybe she dies or something."

"Sugar! That's morbid. And now I'm depressed." Quinn plopped down on the stool at the counter and waited for the food to heat up.

"Sorry Asperger's."

"That's not an excuse and you know it."

"You never answered my question."

Quinn shook her head incredulously. "I only want Rachel, and even if she didn't want me back I don't think that I would ever go out with you. Sugar? Why are you smiling?"

"You just told me that there's a chance."

Quinn's mouth dropped open in shock. She replayed what she said in her head and there was nothing that she thought warranted Sugar's interpretation. Except the word 'think,' maybe she should have said 'Not a snowball's chance in Hell' because that was more accurate. She cursed herself for trying to let the girl down easy.

"There is no chance at all, Sugar. I don't like you that way. Sorry."

Sugar's face dropped instantly.

"But hey, Harmony's a nice girl…when you get past her perfectionism and her need to always have the last word…and her annoying habit of ALWAYS being right."

Sugar chuckled. "You forgot her inability to let anyone but Rachel get a word in edgewise. And her horrendous fashion sense."

Quinn found herself nodding along and smiling. A small voice in the back of her mind told her that she shouldn't be insulting Harmony if she wanted Sugar to actually like her.

"And is it just me or does she seem insincere when she's all polite and sweet and innocent?" Sugar continued in Quinn's silence.

"No it isn't just you." Quinn heard herself say, before laughing nervously at how far off course this conversation had ventured. Sugar was laughing with her.

"What's so funny?" Rachel asked as she strolled into the room.

Quinn could tell by the tone of Rachel's voice that the girl was jealous, which Quinn found absolutely adorable. "Nothing." She replied with a sweet smile.

Rachel studied her intently before shifting her gaze to Sugar. "I think I can help with the rest, Santana and Brittany need your assistance with something in the living room."

Sugar nodded and excused herself.

Quinn raised an eyebrow. "What exactly do they need help with?"

Rachel shrugged. "They didn't want to be left alone with Harmony." Quinn giggled but saw a serious look cross Rachel's face. "I don't think my plan is going to be very successful. Harmony came on to me."

Quinn's eyes narrowed as her lips clenched into a thin line. "What do you mean?"

"She tried to kiss me."

"Tried?"

"I didn't let her. Believe me, I set her straight."

"I'll set her straight." Quinn growled.

Rachel shook her head and rolled her eyes. "What about you flirting with Sugar?"

"What?" Quinn screeched, because really that idea was insane.

"All giggly and like…close. And stuff."

"And stuff?" Quinn smiled as she walked closer to Rachel and enveloped her in her arms. "You really think Sugar has anything on you?"

"I think Sugar knows how to get what she wants and…"

Quinn's laughter caused Rachel to trail off in a huff as she looked at Quinn resentfully.

"Rachel…you know how to get what you want. You would do almost anything to get it." The blonde squeezed her girlfriend tighter. "And I am fairly good at getting what I want too. And since we both want each other…"

Rachel grinned lopsidedly as she claimed Quinn's lips. They were broken apart by arguing coming from the living room. Harmony and Sugar were bickering again while Santana's voice of annoyance beamed over them. "Will you both just shut the fuck up before I shut you up? And don't think I won't!"

Rachel sighed as she pulled away from Quinn and marched into the living room.

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The next two days went pretty much the same. Harmony and Sugar were bickering in the living room so the other four just went into the basement and watched TV downstairs. Even then, they were constantly interrupted as the yelling got louder.

"I swear, they are worse than my parents ever were." Quinn mumbled.

"They are worse than you and the pipsqueak ever were." Santana amended.

Quinn shot her a dirty look but it wasn't intimidating because there was a smirk on her face. "So you see it too? They are interested in each other."

Santana laughed out loud. "Seriously Q? Of course they're into each other. No one spends that much time obsessing over someone they hate."

Quinn flushed at the insinuation, and it was true. She went out of her way to think of ways to insult Rachel all so she could interact with the girl. At least, before they had glee and she had an excuse to be around the brunette.

"But Quinn and I tried to separate them so we could talk and all they did was hit on us."

Santana looked at the girls slowly, but it was Brittany who spoke. "Maybe they just need a little push, like you guys did."

"Harmony's only a sophomore; we're not getting her drunk." Rachel demanded.

"The only thing that might trump liquid courage is jealousy." Santana replied deviously.

"No. She already tried kissing me, there is no way I am confusing her by coming on to her." Rachel spat out causing the Latina's eyes to go wide.

"I'm gonna kill that little slut!" Santana spat out with venom.

"San, calm down." Quinn placed a hand on the girl's shoulder.

"She tried to kiss your girl, Q, how can you not be livid?"

"Tried. She tried." Quinn smiled. "Nothing actually happened and Rachel set her straight."

Santana scoffed at that. "Like you could set that pressed lemon straight."

Rachel and Quinn rolled their eyes.

"San and I will do it." Brittany said into the silence.

"Do what B?" Quinn asked, almost scared to hear the answer.

"I'll hit on Sugar and San can seduce Harmony."

Santana's eyes widened. "Absolutely not!"

"You won't actually have to do anything. Just pretend to be interested." Rachel offered.

The Latina growled but agreed to their little scheme. After talking logistics, the four returned upstairs to find Harmony and Sugar standing toe to toe insulting each other.

"You'd almost be tolerable if you kept that big mouth of yours shut!

"Like you're so perfect! Why don't you just take responsibility for the vile things you say instead of blaming it on some self diagnosed disorder."

"How dare you!" Sugar was now standing inches from Harmony's face.

"Looks like we may not have to do anything after all." Santana smirked, but Brittany nudged her forward.

"I heard that Harmony here has a thing for our little Miss Berry." Santana teased in an obnoxiously loud voice.

Harmony flushed instantly while Sugar's mouth closed abruptly.

"And although my little diva isn't that into threesomes, well, I think B and I can make an exception." She threw in a wink for good measure.

Harmony's mouth opened and closed but no words spilled out. Sugar stepped back quickly, as her arms crossed over her chest. "You're considering it?" She spoke out with malice.

Harmony's eyes shot toward Sugar in a silence plea, but the other girl wasn't in the mood to lighten up on the assault. "You are a little strumpet aren't you?"

Quinn and Rachel shared a look with each other as they mouthed the word "strumpet" questioningly.

Santana and Brittany sauntered up to either side of the blue eyed, dumbstruck girl. They both draped their arms across her seductively.

"If this is some sort of payback, Quinn, I'm sorry okay. I'm sorry I tried to kiss Rachel."

"You what?" Sugar's voice was so high that only dogs would have been able to hear it.

Santana cackled at the girl's reaction, causing Harmony to turn to her in confusion. "This is some sort of joke, right? I promise, I won't go after Rachel again. Rach, tell them!" Harmony pleaded as Santana's hold got tighter around her waist.

"This isn't actually about you trying to kiss me, is it Santana?" Rachel reprimanded the Latina girl.

Santana bit her lip trying to hide a dark smirk. "Of course not. This is about my sanity. I had to sit through Q and the midget's sexual tension for like three years and I am sure as hell not spending my senior year dealing with you two."

"What two?" Harmony asked in complete confusion.

Santana stepped away from Harmony and appraised her. "You truly are as clueless as Q was."

"Hey!" The blonde in question whined.

"We just want you and Sugar to get on with your lady kisses so we can enjoy the rest of the afternoon." Brittany replied excitedly.

"Me and Harmony?" Sugar shrieked. "Never! Are you delusional?"

"Watch it." Santana warned.

"Sugar's right; that just isn't happening." Harmony agreed.

"Hey would you look at that! We finally found something the two of you agreed on." Santana smirked.

"We don't like each other that way." Sugar replied.

"We don't even like each other at all." Harmony corrected.

Quinn stepped forward with a smile. "That's how it starts. You convince yourself that you can't stand her. It's easier than dealing with possible rejection."

"You even convince yourself that you're actually interested in someone else." Rachel added.

"You can't stand the thought of being around her but staying away is even harder. So you start to pick fights with her, just to have something to talk about." Quinn continued.

"You keep offering friendship to her, hoping that someday it'll grow into something more." Rachel smiled at Quinn.

The blonde hadn't taken her eyes off Rachel since they started talking. "No matter how many times you push her away, she has remained the only person who never let you down. And she seems to understand you more than anyone else could ever hope to."

"You don't think you stand a chance with her so you once again try to convince yourself that you don't care. But every once in a while you two share a moment, and in that moment you realize that you would do anything to get another moment like that again. So you keep doing everything you've been doing. Just for another moment." Rachel stepped closer to Quinn, as they held hands.

"You try to convince yourself that you'd be better without her, that it'll be easier without her. But being without her is the hardest thing you ever had to do." Quinn smiled as tears formed in her eyes.

"What the hell are you two talking about?" Sugar interrupted their reverie.

Rachel and Quinn looked away from each other and at the interruption.

"I get it. You're soulmates. What does that have to do with us?" Sugar asked.

"Ay dios mio!" Santana yelled as she tossed her hands in the air. "Fine! Live in denial. Screw anyone else that you want to, just please get out of my sight. Shoo!" Santana ushered both Sugar and Harmony out the door with a sigh.

Rachel huffed. "Well, we tried." She fell down on the couch, pulling Quinn with her. She leaned in to capture Quinn's lips when they were interrupted by a shriek from Brittany.

"Guys! Come here!"

Rachel and Quinn stood up and hurried to Brittany who led them to the window. As they peeked around the curtain, they saw Harmony and Sugar making out in the front yard. They heard Santana sigh in relief. "And to think, it didn't take those two three years."

"Shut up!" Both Quinn and Rachel scolded the Latina before turning back to the window to admire their handiwork. Because, yes, they did believe that they had a little to do with it.

A/N: Up next, Rachel's date for Quinn!

Also, what song should the girls have been working on? I want them to perform it for glee so I'm taking suggestions now :)