Okay I know, I am really getting sloppy with this loading of chapters, but we just moved into a new house and our computer crashed so it had to be cleared and it took my flash player and files with it. So it's been a while. A bit of good news, I'm adding another character to the interviews. IMAGINARY MAN! But just him, nobody else, though they may be making cameo appearances. Anyway, with that in mind, let's begin.
Know your stars Foster's style
Chapter 21
Imaginary Man
In the somewhat small aftermath of the last chapter, the stage was all clear, and everyone was gathered backstage. Beavis and Butthead were drinking from a soda machine and everyone else was in a group and talking.
"What are we going to do about those 2?" asked Mr. Heriman.
"I don't know, but their turning into a real pain." Said Franky.
"Yeah, I'm sorry, but after all they've done, we can't take it anymore." Responded Wilt.
"Si, they make fun of the way I talk, and call me a "big hairy dork." Shouted Eduardo.
"My friends, I simply ask this question, what are we going to do about Beavis and Butthead?"
The screen then pans over to the 2 boys in question, who are still drinking soda.
"Hey, Beavis, their talking about us over there, huh huh huh."
"Yeah, he he, that rabbit dude is a dork."
We than pan back to the group of friends.
"What will we do?" asks Mr. Herriman for the 2nd time.
"Maybe we could just kill them." Responded Franky.
"That would be cool" said Wilt.
Then all of the friends (Mac and Mr. X included) started chuckling like Beavis and Butthead.
(Okay, just imagine the above line in your heads for a minute)
Then everybody stopped and sighed.
"Aw, who are we kidding, we don't hate those guys." Said Mac.
"Tell me about it, I mean, they saved us from Duchess for cryin out loud!" Bloo said.
"Agreed, so we do nothing." Said Mr. Herriman.
Then everyone just walked over to the 2 boys. Butthead had stopped drinking, but Beavis was drinking them rather ravenously.
"Whoa, thirsty Beavis?" asked Mac.
"Yeah, this stuff is really good." He exclaimed in a rather high voice.
He then started drinking, no, gulping it down faster and faster, until he started twittering around and spinning his head, and making funny noises.
Until finally he pulled his shirt over his head,
"I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"
"Oh for the love of Ice Charades no, not this again!" Bloo exclaimed.
Everyone groaned because they remembered what happened the last time. (If you don't know, check chapter 16.)
Then the annoying voice popped up. "Okay everybody time to do the show."
"Are you threatening me?" asked Beavis.
"Uh, no."
"Oh, okay. I am Cornholio! I have no bunghole, bungholio."
Then Beavis went backstage along with everyone else, talking about tp.
Then, the imaginary superhero flew up on stage.
"So, now I have a turn."
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars."
"Wait a minute, I'm a star?"
"Imaginary man, OMG! He's Sephiroth!"
"Who the heck is-"he started to say but was cut off when Cloud Strife started to attack him.
"Take this Sephiroth, Omni-"Cloud was attacking and Imaginary man was holding off his sword, until he spotted the real Sephiroth.
"Wait, Cloud, the real one is backstage!" Imaginary Man pointed out.
Cloud saw that and gave Sephiroth the Omni slash instead. Sephiroth then fell to the floor Street Fighter style, then got kicked backstage.
"Sorry about that."
"S'aright."
Then Cloud left.
"Okkkkaaaayyyy, Imaginary Man, hey look it's Nemesis."
"What, where?"
"Ha ha, made ya look!"
"What, why you-" Imaginary man was about to say, but as it turns out, his arch villain was there and blasted him back.
"Hello Imaginary Moron."
"Gasp, Nemisis!"
"Imaginary man, his real name is Imaginary Dorkface."
"Ha ha, you just got made fun of on stage." Nemesis laughed until Imaginary man blasted her.
"Witch."
Then a fierce battle broke out, blah blah blah, and Imaginary Man won and kicked her out.
"And stay out!" he yelled.
"Imaginary man, (a punch is heard, followed by the announcer's voice being replaced by Butthead's) You're a dork, huh huh huh."
"What, hey you aren't the announcer!"
"Butthead, get out of there."
Punches, swear words, and insults where heard.
"Give me back that microphone!"
"Ow, cut it out, butthole!"
The fight went on until Butthead was finally thrown back on the stage.
Then Berry reappeared.
"Oh hey Mary." Bloo said casually.
"My name is BERRY! And now that I'm back, there is nothing that will stop me from-
"Security!"
Berry was then grabbed by security guards, and thrown up into the air.
"I WILL HAVE MY REV-"
She was then shot multiple times and fell to the floor dead, and her body was dragged away.
"I though she was dead, oh well." Bloo said casually then went backstage.
Beavis once again appeared on stage.
"I am the Great Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!"
"What's this, some new super villain?"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Yes, I am!" Then Imaginary man charged, only to get kicked in the crotch, and then a bunch of flowers got dropped on him.
"AH, THE GIRLINESS, IT BURNS!"
"Hello, did nobody listen to me when I said that flowers are Imaginary man's kryptonite?"
"Shut up, butt dumpling." Butthead came up and smacked Mac away.
The episode then ends with Butthead laughing and the Beavis and Butthead outro playing.
To be continued
I am revealing nothing about the next chapter.
By the way, 2 references to Beavis and Butthead where in this chapter.
The "maybe we could kill them, that would be cool" and everyone laughing like Beavis and Butthead came from the episode Citizen Butthead, when a teacher suggested that the faculty could kill them, and another guy said that would be cool. Then all of the teachers laughed like Beavis and Butthead.
The part where Beavis made another transformation is from "Vaya Con Cornholio" the dialogue and sequence is exactly the same.