Title: Storytime
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Oshitari, Atobe – Oshitari/Atobe
Word Count: 326
Warning(s): shonen-ai
Summary: Oshitari tells a story. Atobe is not amused.
A/N: For the OshiAto LJ comm meganebucks first weekly challenge: refrigerators.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Keiko. She was perfect in every way. Her only flaw was that she was too beautiful and nobody felt they were worthy enough to wed her.
But one day when she was doing princessy things in her room, Prince Yuushi came to call on the castle. He was the most devilishly handsome man in all the land and believed he could help with Princess—
"What. Are. You. Doing." Atobe demanded. Sometime during the story he had entered the kitchen and wound up standing behind Oshitari.
Oshitari, of course, just looked up and smirked charmingly at him from his place on the floor. "Why, I'm just telling my dear friend here a story. It's good, don't you think?"
Atobe crossed his arms and glared downward. "Your 'friend?' There's nobody here."
"Don't say that!" Oshitari put on his best shocked face and wrapped his arms around the fridge. "You'll hurt his feelings! Just because you don't talk to him doesn't mean he can't hear you."
Atobe stared. Must've been something in that cake he was eating earlier. "Yuushi. Refrigerators are not capable of thinking."
Tears began to well at the corners of Oshitari's eyes. "Why would you say that to him? What did he ever do to you?!" He fled the kitchen, leaving the fridge to fend for itself.
Throwing up his arms in exasperation, Atobe followed after him and into their bedroom where Oshitari was curled up on the bed. "Yuushi, get up." A sniffle answered him. Atobe just rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'm sorry that I insulted your dear friend, our fridge."
"Really?" Oshitari turned around, no hint or tears ever being on his face. "Then you can help me finish telling the story to him!" He dragged Atobe back to the kitchen and plopped him down on the floor.
So Prince Yuushi and Princess Keiko—
"I am not a princess!"
"Shush! You're ruining the story!"