A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Les Mis.


Courfeyrac: What's up?

Éponine: Why are you making small talk with me?

Courfeyrac: No reason...

Éponine: Is Gav with you?

Courfeyrac: Yes.

Éponine: Is he on Facebook?

Courfeyrac: Maybe...

Éponine: YOU KNOW HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO GO ON ANYMORE!

Courfeyrac: Oh come on, 'Ponine! He's actually going on his own account for once!

Éponine: Ok fine. He's allowed just this once!

Éponine is offline.


Grantaire: I can't believe I lost that drinking challenge.

Enjolras: Oh come on R! It's not the end of the world!

Grantaire: Yes it is!

Enjolras: Why is that?

Grantaire: I lost to 'Ponine!

Enjolras: Again, why is that such a big deal?

Grantaire: I'm way to sober for this.


Marius: Cosette and I broke up...again.

Combeferre is offline.


A/N: Review!