A short episode written because I found some free time- there will be another this weekend.
Welcome to the Everybody Loves Ciel Show!
Anna B-nana: Ahoy! Here on the Everybody Loves Ciel Show we have reached episode 22.
RosalieCullenHale1: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
AmuletSpadeTheNekoVersion: HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
AnimeVamp1997: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Anna B-nana: I just wanted to point out that evil laughing has become a growing epidemic in recent reviews . . .
1. Not Legal
Alois: Who are you calling "not legal" come on, if it's not me that you are talking about then it has to be-
Ciel: I'm more legal that all of you people combined… some of the stuff on this show…
Alois: You're saying that our perfectly safe and harmless acts of polygamy and the like are illegal?
Ciel: It's really no use explaining but… something must be done here!
Alois: Someone brought you a present. It's a "pimp cane" from Starcatrose … that's so sweet!
Ciel: Sweet? Oh puhleeze! Why would I ever become a pimp?
Alois: I have no idea..
Anna B-nana: What's going on boys? Have you practiced that cabaret number like we rehearsed?
Alois: Oooh the one where most people are wearing not much of anything?
Ciel: This is what I am talking about! On a fine show like this people need standards.
Anna B-nana: Oh Ciel baby. Those illicit and quite frankly disturbing and scary items you ordered are-
Ciel: I don't need the details. However more importantly did you manage to forge my signature when you signed for it like I told you to.
Anna B-nana: Yeah I'm pretty sure. It's Phantomhive like B-E-E-H-I-V-E right?
Alois: Psh, Ciel Beehive. That's your new name!
Ciel: MY NAME IS NOT-
What did he order anyways? Review and Answer- Ciel will have to open his package sooner or later!
2. Claude vs. Random Voice- the Death Note Special
Claude: Hey everyone. Long time no see (or disturb or scar for life etc.) how are things?
Anna B-nana: Ciel is having some issues.
Claude: Oh really?
Random Voice: NOO HE'S EVILLLL
Anna B-nana: Hey "random voice" we've missed you!
Random Voice: LOL I know me too. It's been quite some time.
Anna B-nana: Hey buddy, what do you have against Claude?
Random Voice: CLAUDE = EEEVVVIIILLLL
Anna B-nana: Whoa there. Cool your jets. I just want to help sort things out.
Claude: Yeah, what do you have against me?
Random Voice: Not much really, now that I think about it.
Anna B-nana: So we have resolved our differences?
Random Voice: I guess so, you know what I'm really glad I met you guys actually.
Anna B-nana: That's so great! Now you are in for a treat because today on the show we have a special guest, Light Yagami from Death Note. Today he is here to talk about-
Random Voice: *heavy breathing*NOOOOO! IS THIS FOR REAL? HE'S-
Anna B-nana: EEEEVVIIILLL? I know right. Isn't it awesome?
Light: It really is a pleasure to be here today!
Random Voice: *more heavy breathing*
Light: Hey is this guy okay?
Anna B-nana: He acts like this all the time! So anyways, serious talk time. Everyone knows that you're KIRA right? I mean it's pretty dang obvious what with the half-crazed laughing, mad tennis skills and normal teenager visage . . . how could you not be?
Light: *starts to sweat* (She thinks I'm KIRA? Well really there is only one thing I can do about this. But should I kill her now . . . or later? Well maybe I should also kill that Claude character. He looked kinda shifty to be honest. On the other hand, killing them both now would lead to-) *expression of deep thinking*
Anna B-nana: Take your time . . .
Random Voice: NOO CAN'T YOU SEE? HE'S HAVING A DIABOLICAL MONOLOGUE IN HIS HEAD FOR-
Light: Have I said anything to offend anyone?
Anna B-nana: No of course not silly!
Light: *smiles maniacally* (Good, she has no idea of my true intentions! Hmm . . . I am getting paid for this right? If not, well then everyone should die! MUHAHA! *cough* HA! HA!) *eye twitch*
Claude: Hey you seem like a really nice guy! I think we would get along quite well actually.
Light: You know what? That sounds like the best thing I've heard all day!
Claude: I know right?
Random Voice: THAT'S IT! THAT'S ENOUGH… THIS CAN'T BE REAL! IS IT REAL? MY PSYCHATRIST SAYS THAT… BUT IT'S ALL LIES DAMMIT LIES!
Light: Look man, all I want to be is your friend
Random Voice: Yeah are you going to write my name in that book of yours where you keep lists of all of your other friends? The friends who just so happened to have DIED?
Light: Actually yes. I think that would truly confirm us as friends!
Anna B-nana: Oooh write my name first!
Claude: No me! I'm your best friend right?
Light: You people should be my new spokespeople, I mean for that perfectly innocent investigation team I have going? That would be fantastic . . . MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anna B-nana: He's sooo cool.
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW
Thanks For Reading!
Anna B-nana: I apologize for being delinquent and not keeping track of reviews/reoccurring themes/marriages that happen on this show! I just want to make it funny and write a story that makes people laugh- so.. review if this show made you smile! THANK YOU reviews are fuel for faster writing and updates