I would like to thank giotsuhibaG2718 for this plot bunny. He's a fudanshi, as you can see from the account name. Anyways, he was doing a recap on KnB season 1 when he saw Papa and realized that he only appeared once and that the GoM haven't met him before. Thus, this drabble was born.

Anyways, this story is not yet done. I still have one more crack chapter to go, unless I suddenly thought up of something new, then this will be extended.

R & R.

Enjoy~!

"Look, Kagami-kun, it's Tou-san." Kuroko points at a tall, tan, mature-faced guy. Kagami scratches the back of his head as he tried to remember who the hell was this 'Tou-san' guy, but failed miserably. The tan male was looking around, seeming lost.

Yes, this was Papa Mbaye Siki, Tou-san for short.

"Sorry, Kuroko. Doesn't ring a bell."

"We played against him in Interhigh once. He's a transfer from Senegal."

"Oh, you mean that Papa Ganbaruba guy?"

"It's Papa Mbaye Siki, Kagami-kun."

It was at that moment that the tall African player spotted them—more like spotted Kagami—and exclaimed in shock, "Ah, it's you!"

"He found us."

The Generation of Miracles, who were spying—no, not stalking, really—on Kagami and Kuroko decided to come out of their hiding place. Not that Kuroko didn't notice them; I mean, how can you not see a bunch of rainbow-haired guys leering behind a pillar?

Akashi approached the Seirin pair first. "Who is that, Tetsuya?"

"That's Tou-san."

The former Teiko team reels back in shock. 'TOU-SAN?!'

"How can that happen?" Aomine clutches his hair in surprise and frustration. "There's no way you're related to a black guy!"

Midorima adjusts his glasses, trying to take a better look at the guy. "No matter how much I look at him, I can't see any resemblance!"

Akashi crosses his arms and glances at the teal-haired male. "I guess you take after your mother then?"

"I do," The bluenet answered. "But Tou-san and I aren't rela—"

Kise shaily points a finger at the Senegal transferee. "T-T-That's your d-dad, Kurokocchi?" Murasakibara was the first to approach the tan guy. Papa was a bit intimidated by the purple-haired teen's towering height.

The Yosen Center gave him a snack. "Kuro-chin's daddy, please give me your blessing to make Kuro-chin my wifey."

"Huh?" Papa was confused. What were this rainbow-haired wackos talking about? "I'm not his dad."

Murasakibara and the other GoM blinked. "You're not?"

The African turns to Kuroko. "You, child, address me correctly. People misunderstand."

The teal-haired teen obeyed. "Okay. Papa, then." Papa grunted in confirmation.

The former Teiko team reels back in shock yet again. 'PAPA?!'

"Eh? Not his real dad, but why is he calling him 'Papa'?" Kise asked, totally confused by the sudden turn of events.

Midorima blinked dumbly. "He said 'address me correctly', right?"

"Papa?" Akashi murmured, also a bit confused.

"Kuro-chin's daddy is shy," Murasakibara nodded to himself, proud that he figured it out.

"How did you get to that conclusion?!" Aomine shouted.

After a bout of silence, the Generation of Miracles came to a surprising conclusion.

Midorima brought out his lucky item as his glasses cracked a bit. He felt a bit faint, but he stood his ground for his former teammate, not that he was worried or anything. "Today's lucky item is a crowbar. It's a good thing I brought it with me."

"Midorima-kun, why are you looking at Papa threateningly?"

This statement angered the rest of the GoM sans their purple-haired member. 'Kuroko/Kurokocchi/Tetsu/Tetsuya called him Papa again! This bastard is going down!'

Aomine clenched his fists, arms shaking in anger— and why did eyes have lightning in them? "You fiend, making Tetsu call you 'Papa'…" He gritted his teeth and glared at the African. "You better stay the fuck away from Tetsu!"

Kuroko blinked, not understanding anything. "Um, why are you entering the Zone, Aomine-kun?"

Kise glomped the teal-haired boy in shock. "So you two are into that kind of thing… that sort of stuff…" Tears fell from his face. "Kurokocchi, you shouldn't let him trick you into doing anything you don't want to!"

"Why are you crying, Kise-kun?"

At this moment, Murasakibara finally understood what was going on. His Kuro-chin was going to be eaten by an ugly guy. He ate his snacks at a very fast pace, muttering, "Must crush Papa… must kill Papa…"

"Why are you muttering to yourself, Murasakibara-kun?"

Akashi brought out his entire set of scissors. It was a wide array of collection, ranging from sewing shears to his trusted garden shears and to kitchen scissors. He had a dark look on his face as his bangs shadowed his eyes. "Tetsuya, you shouldn't associate yourself with this lowlife." His scissors gleamed ominously.

He glanced at his minions. "Get him."

Papa realized that if he doesn't get away now, he'd be tortured, maimed, killed, and his body would be dumped in Tokyo bay.

"He's running away!"

"Murasakibara, catch him!"

"Midorimacchi, throw your crowbar!"

"I'm already on it, nanodayo."

As this was happening, Kuroko only watched from the sidelines. He didn't understand what was going on, but he was enjoying the torture. Meanwhile, Kagami facepalmed at the GoM's stupidity.

'Come on, even I knew the guy's a high-schooler when I saw his jersey!' The red-haired player thought.

"I NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME TO JAPAAAAAAAN!"