Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Roxanne is curled up in the couch, watching an American muggle soap opera and eating cinnamon toast.
"I don't know why you watch this," Fred says as he sits down beside her. "They're all the same."
Roxanne raises an eyebrow but doesn't say anything. Her brother just wants a rise out of her and she's determind not to give it to him.
"Here's a fine example: Viennese falls in love with Austin. They marry and not long after, Austin dies a tragic death. Austin comes back to life. Austin and Viennese reunite. But it turns out Austin isb't really Austin. He's Austin's evil twin..." Fred trails off, spying a hot blonde on the telly. "Maybe they're not all the same."
Roxanne rolls her eyes.