Very short little thing that popped into my head. I know this was a timed challenge but I have decided to continue with the words (as they occur to me) and add other one shots that don't connect to other things here.
Baby
"Did I tell you how great I think it is that your baby is a girl?"
"Yes. Multiple times."
"Bren, I have a boy and you're having a girl! Don't you know what this means?"
"I assume you're going to tell me."
"They're going to grow up as best friends and then one day, bam! They're going to fall in love and there'll be a big wedding and it'll be so sweet!"
"Actually, since we are metaphorically sisters our children would be cousins, again metaphorically. I find the thought of an incestuous relationship between them very distasteful."
"…Yeah, thanks for ruining that for me."