Dear Sirius,

At the moment you and Prongs are out for Quidditch practice. Wormtail is, believe it or not, in the library on his very own! But I might guess it has something to do with a certain Ravenclaw girl.
And I, Remus Lupin, am alone, abandoned, confined in our dorm.
Actually it's lovely that I can finally read a book while lying on bed, without the attempts of some certain friends trying to steal my precious away from me…
Yes, I think after 2 hours of reading without any sort of interruptions, a new, wonderful and beautiful world has opened up to me.

Although you might be sad you do not need the bandages anymore, I am quite happy… Because now the damage I did to you ain't that visible anymore (.. mental injuries are a lot harder to be seen).

I've already been talking with Professor Slughorn, and after some persuading and some Honeydukes chocolate he agreed I had to be learnt potions somehow… I think he is rather glad it is you who's giving me the tutoring lessons and not himself.
Anyway, yes, we are allowed to use the potion classroom again.
That said, what did you think of your first class of Divination given by the marvelous young teacher, Professor Lupin?
Jokes asides, I am a bit concerned… It's really a vague subject to explain…
But I have to say I was pleasantly surprised by the talent my very favourite (and first) student showed… Well, it has to be said, it was a slow start, because said student kept falling asleep!
But I think I'll continue with these relaxation lessons… I think it already helped you.

And be careful with the nose-jokes, Sirius Black. Because as you might recall, you really did resemble Snape a bit with that plaster… However we are now very well aware (especially Prongs and his painful ribs) to not joke about your nose and the comparison you "could not see 'cause it's a load of hippogriff dung". So it's only fair, you won't be throwing those jokes our way.

I have to say, I'm really excited about our plan tomorrow… Everyone will know immediately whose idea it was, but frankly, I think it'll be worth it. I think we've truly outdone ourselves!

Well, I'm going back to my beloved books!
Yes Padfoot, I can hear you shrug annoyingly. Go snog a tree!

I thought I could go back to my reading for another hour… but alas, you and Prongs have entered the room…and as expected seeing me with dozen books, you shrugged annoyingly and Prongs rolled his eyes. I think you guys are conspiring to attack me. You two are being awfully quiet.
Well, I better protect my damsel in distress!

Yours, (but certainly not your servant anymore)

Remus Lupin

If you are wondering why this letter might be written a tad different from my normal ones… I'm reading some very fine classic Muggle books! I am certain you are going to love these books!