Elite: Hey!
Kara: You're updating? Wow, shocker.
Feli: Kara has been in a bad mood all day. What's wrong with her?"
Elite: You'll find out soon, trust me. But you'll be taking a siesta the whole time so it doesn't concern you.
Feli: Yay! Night-night.
Kara: Lucky bastard. And I hate you Elite.
Elite: All part of the story my dear friend.
Ivan: Elite does not own Hetalia or LolliDictator's manuals. If she did then she would make everybody one with me, da?
Elite: Uhhhh . . . . .
Chapter 19: I hate this so very much
"God Damn Kara, just take the damn money!" Maj yelled. I frowned as I crossed my arms across my chest and shook my head. He growled. "You are being unreasonable! Just take the 5,000 already."
"I said no, Maj, and I mean it." I looked away. My eyes glanced back to see Vash glaring at me. I stick my tongue out at him. "Leave me alone Vash. I don't want to take something that does not belong to me. Especially if it's money."
"We've seen your bills Kara." There was a slight chill in the air. Just a slight chill. My head turns slowly at Lynn's comment. She only smiled in victory.
-Pause-
Okay, let me explain what's happening now.
After one night of sleep, Lynn, Maj, Jack, and . . . . Serge (aka Lynn's Ivan) decided it's best to send Lynn to a hospital over in Canada since it's closer to her house and stuff like that. Currently, it's 8 in the god damn morning and they were just about to leave.
Until Lynn remembered about the large amount of money the forcefully give to me. I make it difficult for them since I'm . . . .
. . . . . .What's the word? . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . Reluctant to take the money from them.
And now, Maj is arguing with saying I should just take the money for my own benefit but why would I need to do that anyways?
Oh and Lynn is being carried bridal style by Serge since she slept over at my place.
-Okay, unpause-
"Kara, just take the money so you can pay us back later when you come back to visit." Jack joined in too? Gawd Damn it. "I mean you already signed a contract with us saying that you will help out at the ski lodge whenever you come up to Canada."
"Fine, you have a point." I took the envelope from Maj who smiled. Then Maj turned to Jack and kissed him. My face changed to a deep red color as I turned around. "Please don't do that in front of my house."
Maj, Lynn, and Jack laughed. I looked back and waved good-bye to them. They compacted themselves into their truck (with Lynn's motorcycle in the back) and drove away. I smiled as I closed the door behind me.
Vash held out his hand. I looked up at him.
"Hand it over." He demanded. When I tilted my head to the side, he growled. "Hand over the money. You're just going to spend it all."
"Dude, I am not . . ." I felt something run down the side of my thigh. I gasped as I rushed upstairs and ran into the bathroom. I cursed up a fucking storm. "GOD DAMN YOU MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! Why now? Of all times, why now? Argh, I'm just yelling into the air and it's not doing me any fucking good."
"Kara, are you okay aru?" Yao asked when he knocked on the door.
"No, I'm just peachy." I growled. I took the towel from the rack and chewed on the end. This is so fucking great, just great. Just great. When I heard the door knock again, I kind of . . . snapped. "What the hell do you want you fucktard?"
"Are you okay?" It was Mattie this time. "And I have to use the bathroom."
"Oh, okay." I groaned. "I'll be out in a few minutes."
-Hetalia-
"How long are you going to stay in the bathroom for?" Alfred whined. He's been whining for the past ten minutes. "Come on, get out already. I really have to go!"
"Okay, okay." I picked up my change of clothes and strategically fold them in my arms. As I open the door, I see that I formed a line. My eyes drooped in total disappointment. "You guys do realize that there is another bathroom down the hall right?"
"Why didn't you . . ." Everybody turned their heads at the sound of flushing water. Ivan appeared from the bathroom I just mentioned. I raised my eyebrow at everybody else. Gilbert and Yong-Soo rushed over there. I laughed as I walked out and went straight into my room.
I slammed the door shut and threw the extra clothes to the floor. I slid to the ground with my back against the door.
"Why did it have to start now?" I groaned. Them my head dropped against my knees. "Seriously, why now?"
The phone downstairs started to ring. I sighed as I got up and made my way to the downstairs phone. I picked it up as Vash got up from the couch and walked towards me.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Hey Kara." Boss greeted. "I just wanted to check up on you."
"On what?" I asked.
"Did you finish your summer homework?"
My body froze in the sudden realization ice that surrounded me. Oh shit.
"Kara?"
"I'll be right back." I laughed nervously. I set the phone down before making my way to the head banging wall. The new "bang head here" poster that Lynn put up on here makes perfect sense. Believe me; you can search up this poster on google images. At the top it reads stress reducing kit and that's how I've been using my wall. No, seriously look up 'bang your head here' on google images and you'll know what kind of poster I'm talking.
Anyways, getting a little sidetracked there.
I introduced my head to the poster on the wall many times. It was when Feli started to freak out that I stopped.
"Ah, why are you hurting yourself?" Feli asked in that worry tone of his. My head slowly turns to him.
"I am screwed." I groaned. Then I began screaming while pulling parts on my hair off as well. "THERE'S NO WAY I CAN FINISH ALL OF MY SUMMER HOMEWORK IN ONE WEEK! And shit, school registration is going to start soon and I haven't even filled out the paperwork yet. I SOOOO FUCKING SCREWED!"
I slammed my head against the wall until I couldn't feel my head anymore. Ignoring the awkward stares from my housemates, I made my way to the phone again and picked it up.
"I'm taking that as a big fat no." Boss laughed.
"Shut up." I growled. I stood up straight and rubbed my forehead. "Anyways, I'll finish it by the time the deadline comes. I hope you have enough money to send a few more people with us."
"Oh alright." Boss sighed. "But you have to send one of your housemates to fill in for you shifts. Miss I-did-not-do-my-summer-homework.
"SHUT UP!" I shouted into the phone. "IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO CRITIZE ME THEN WHY DON'T YOU FIND AN EMPLOYER?" I groaned as I calmed my voice down. "I have the perfect person to send for the job so you better be prepared. I'm sending in the temperamental one. So you'll be in my version of hell!"
"She's kind of scaring me right now daze." I heard Yong-Soo say in a whisper.
I turned around and pointed my finger at him.
"WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU KIMCHI LOVING KOREAN?" I shouted. Then my eye caught Vash who was smiling; in his own way. I pointed my finger at him. "YOU'RE GOING TO GO THE BAKERY WHERE I WORK AND FILL FOR ME THIS WEEK SINCE I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO. IF YOU BEHAVE THEN MAYBE MY BOSS WILL GIVE YOU A JOB AND YUOU DON'T HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH GILBERT ALL DAY LONG."
"WAH, Kara is too scary!" I turned my head to Feli.
"I'm not that scary if you don't piss me off Feli." I smiled. He calmed down a bit. Then I turned to the phone again. "My housemate said yes so he'll meet you there soon. Bye."
I slammed the phone on its set. I think I just broke it. But at that moment I didn't care as I made my way up the stairs and to my room. The first place I went to was the window because it was getting hot in there. Then I wrote down some directions for Vash. And speak of the devil . . .
"Kara, you need to calm down." Vash said from behind me. I turned around and handed him the piece of paper. My eyes diverted themselves to the gun his hand that's pointed at me. He slowly took it from my hand. I smiled. His eyes narrowed.
"I do not get you. You're angry the one moment then you're . . ." His eyes widen as his gun slowly drops to his side. He smirked. "I get it."
"Yeah." I looked at the floor. Then I rubbed my forearm. "It's a total bitch, I tell you. I hope you don't mind that I dragged you into my work for me but I have summer homework to finish."
"Just don't destroy your own house." Was the last thing he said before walking out the door.
"Right." I turned to the piles of paper on my desk that I have completely neglected. I sat down on the chair and picked up my pencil. First thing I had to do was math.
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"Why does homework have to exist?" I cried. Then I scratched my head. "It's sooooooo fucking stupid!"
-Hetalia-
I swear I can't anymore homework. I think I'm going to burst my own brain from my head. I sluggishly sat down on the arm chair. Mattie looked up from Kumajiro. (Kumajiro has been totally avoiding me since I death hug him on sight. Mattie has been protecting him no less.) Kumajiro sat on the opposite side of Mattie; thus making Mattie the wall that seperate us. Mattie laughed nervously.
"H-how a-are you, K-K-Kara?" He smiled.
"Why are you so nervous?" I asked him. He froze. I sighed. "I'm not in my violent mode right now. I'm pretty much calm."
"Okay . . ." I frowned at his trail. Then he cleared his throat. "Everybody else went shopping for food. They will be back soon."
"HA! YOU LOOK LIKE A PANSY!" I heard Gilbert yell. I looked at the door to see it open. Vash stomped into the house, in the very pissy mood. Gilbert walked in with . . . packs of beer in his hands. "You looked pretty Trigger Happy."
"SHUT UP!" Vash held up one of his guns to Gilbert.
"Bakery uniform?" I asked Vash. He looked at me and nodded. I sighed as I return to my comfortable position o the arm chair. I'd figure that would be the issue. Ivan came in with most of the bags. Alfred and Yong-soo . . . . . . I blinked at them. "What the hell happened to you two? You're bruised and everything."
"They were being too noisy aru." Yao said in his I'm-totally-pissed-off voice. "So I had to use force to calm them down. Although we got kicked out of the store aru."
Facepalm.
"But they had a lot of kimchi daze!" Yong-Soo said as he waved his hands in the air. "I was just happy that a lot of korean foods could be found there!"
"Oh, you went to that store." I stoof up from the arm chair. Then I took a peek into the bags and sure enough, they were a few international ingrediants or food themslves. But then . . . . "POCKY!"
I grabbed the bag with the pocky inside and ran up to my room. I locked the door and pulled out the holy grail of snacks that were ever to be invented. I hugged and squealed. My current happiness is overflowing. My finger already started to reach and eat the amazing snack.
"That's my pocky daze!" I turned my head at the door when I heard the loud pounding. "GIVE ME BACK MY POCKY DAZE!"
"MINE!" I shouted at the door.
"KARA THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU!" Alfred yelled.
I opened the door and gave the bag back to Yong-Soo. He cheered as he also took a box and started eating it. I grabbed the phone from Alfred and pressed it against my ear.
"Hello?" I answered.
"Tell Vash that he is totally hired as the new employee." Boss shouted. I pulled the phone away from my ear. "He's such an eye candy, I mean he's such a great worker. You're a great worker too but . . . uh . . . . . .He's hired. Just tell that. Oh tell him to keep that amazing uniform. Bye."
With that the phone call ended. I looked at the phone in total dibelief. When Vash picked up a bag, I called his name. He looked up at me.
"Apparently you're hired at the bakery as a new employee." I'm still in disbelief from what Boss said. He sighed as he just nod his head. I have a feeling that he's not too exactly thrilled to hear that. I mean, would I be thrilled to hear that I got hired at a place where the boss would be hitting on me?
"Kara, don't just stand there and help us put this away!" Alfred shouted. I shook my head to get out of my thinking phase. I took a bag and looked into it. I froze in place. Then I growled. "Hey Ivan, I think this bag is yours."
"Thank you." Ivan smiled. Then he took a bottle of vodka from the bag and started to drink it. How the hell they were able to get alcohol without an I.D. is beyond me. I frowned but continue to put stuff away.
I picked up another bag and stared at this one too. But it wasn't the content but the receipt. I pulled the long piece of paper from the bag and stared at the overall price.
It reads $845.
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" I shouted. Everybody gasped as they turned to me. I held up the receipt. "CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THIS READS OVER 1200? THAT'S FUCKING RIDIULOUS!"
"Okay, calm down Kara." Alfred said as he waved his arms down.
"CALM?" I shouted. "I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING CALM!"
-Hetalia-
I fucking hate doing summer homework.
Elite: And there you have it.
Kara: Why? Just Why?
Elite: Because I had to.
Vash: How is it possible that the price of those . . . .
Elite: Because that kind of happened to me. Me and my family went grocery shopping once because we really had no food. But when we got everything, it priced out to around 850. I was completely shocked.
Yong-Soo: You ate my box of Pocky!
Elite and Kara: *takes a bite of thier sperate pocky.* Oh, this was yours?
Yong-Soo: WAH!
Alfred: The hero here and I just want to say . . . . . . PLEASE REVIEW! FOR NABI AND THIS STORY BECAUSE ELITE WILL NOT LEAVE US ALONE!
Elite: But nobody will review . . .
Yao: NO! Its started aru!
Mattie: Help us.
Kumajiro: Who?
Mattie: Canada.
