The camera starts with Sasuke. He is digging a large hole in the ground with a shovel. The hole is so deep only his hair can be seen sticking out as he continues shoveling.

Naruto's voice is heard "Dude, the camera's on."

"Alright." Sasuke jumps out of the hole and dusts himself off. He is wearing his regular clothes, but is covered in dirt. "How do I look?"

"Like a pig."

"You know what, Naruto? You look like a motherfucking pigeon. (to camera) I'm Uchiha Sasuke. Naruto's wearing his forehead protector/tiny camera."

Naruto's voice is heard "I'm Uzumaki Naruto. This is Sasuto #101. I don't think I'm gonna make an appearance today. (lies down) Dude, I wish it was Halloween."

Sasuke says "Uh, whatever. Did you finish digging your hole?"

Naruto says "Yeah. Over there." (points to small hole)

Sasuke gets pissed "That's too fucking small, dobe! How are we supposed to plant a tree in such a small hole?"

Naruto retorts "We're not planting trees, we're planting flowers!"

Sasuke says "Fine, then!" he grabs a packet of flower seeds and throws it into the giant hole he was digging earlier. "There!"

Naruto says "That's not how you plant flowers, teme!"

"Like you know any better! Why don't you come over here and do it yourself, smartass?"

"Fine!" Naruto goes over to Sasuke and takes the packet of seeds out of the huge hole. He goes over to his smaller one and tears open the packet, before carefully plant some of the seeds. He covers it with dirt and waters it, then stares at it lovingly. "Done."

Ibiki Morino appears. "Take your lunch break, now."

Sasuke answers "Alright. (Ibiki leaves) Dude, that guy is such a freakshow."

Naruto sits down on the grass "Isn't he? And here I was expecting Joe Jonas to watch us fix up Konoha."

Sasuke sighs "For the last time, dobe, Tsunade was fucking kidding. Kidding!"

"Sure, right. (looks up at sky) I want candy. Hey, let's go trick or treating later."

"But it's not even halloween."

"Who cares? Maybe someone will still give us candy!"

"Whatever." Sasuke opens his bento. "Hey, I got some chocolate."

Both boys take a piece of chocolate.

Sasuke complains "I hate fucking nuts in chocolate." and starts spitting out chocolate.

Naruto stares "Stop dude, that's so gross. It's like your crapping from your mouth."

"Shut up, faggot." Sasuke starts spitting chocolate on Naruto.

"Dude, what the hell? That's nasty!" Naruto stands up and stares at his chocolatey clothes.

"Fuck you." Sasuke takes another bite of chocolate. "Fucking nuts." he starts spitting again.

"Alright, stop fooling around. If your not gonna eat, get back to work." Ibiki approaches again.

"Here, have some." Naruto shoves chocolate in Ibiki's mouth before he can say anything.

Both Sasuke and Naruto watch as Ibiki chews slowly, and frowns. "What is this?"

Sasuke is apalled "You've never had chocolate before? What are you, some fucking cave man?"

Ibiki's eyes widen and his face turns pink. "CHOCOLATE? I HAVE A DEADLY ALLERGY TO CHOCOLATE!" and starts spitting chocolate.

Naruto turns to Sasuke "Dude, he's just like you."

Sasuke laughs and claps his hands "Damn straight!"

Ibiki starts foaming at the mouth.

Sasuke says "Hey dude, are you ok? You look like you have rabies or something."

Naruto sings "Rabies man! Rabies man!"

Ibiki falls on the ground, unconcious. Naruto and Sasuke just stand and stare at him for a few moments.

Naruto says "Hey dude. Should we get Sakura or something? He could be dead."

Sasuke shrugs "Nah, let's just leave him. He's not dead, look. He's still breathing. Since he's out cold, let's go have some fun!"

Naruto grins and then runs off, screaming "YEAH, FUN!"

The camera cuts to Naruto and Sasuke, who are approaching a playground.

Naruto says "Hey dude, isn't that Kurenai?" (points)

Sasuke squints "Hey yeah."

Kurenai is seen pushing her daughter on the swings. When she sees Naruto and Sasuke approaching, she gets an annoyed face.

"Hiya, sensei!" Naruto chirps.

"Hello Naruto...Sasuke." Kurenai says slowly.

Sasuke whispers "I guess she still hates our asses for teaching her daughter the f word."

Naruto gets on a swing "Push me, teme!"

"Alright, just wait a second." Sasuke gets behind and pushes Naruto. However, he pushes him too hard and Naruto falls off the swing.

Naruto gets up, pissed "Teme! What was that for?"

Sasuke shrugs "It's not my fault you can't hold onto the swing right."

Naruto yells "That doesn't mean you have to push me so hard, motherfucker!"

Sasuke yells back "It's a free village, I can do what I want, bitch!"

Kurenai yells "Hey you two, watch your language!"

Kurenai's daughter laughs "FUWCK FUWCK FUWCK!" and claps her hands.

Sasuke beams "Awww..."

Kurenai gets really pissed "Look what you've done! It's taken me over a month to get her to stop saying that, and you've just ruined it! Don't you know how bad this looks with my inlaws?"

Sasuke flips his hair "Sorry, Kunai-sensei-"

"It's Kurenai!"

"Alright, Kunai-sensei, whatever you say."

"Godammit!" Kurenai grabs her kid and leaves.

Naruto yells "IT'S NOT GOOD TO CURSE AROUND SMALL CHILDREN!"

Sasuke waves "BYE, KUNAI-SENSEI!"

"HEY YOU TWO! GET OVER HERE NOW!"

Naruto and Sasuke turn around to see Tsunade, Shizune, Kakashi, Sai, Sakura and Yamato all running towards them.

Sasuke strikes a pose "Bring it, bitches!"

Naruto grabs his collar and runs.

"YOU TWO HAD BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW!" Tsunade screams.

"NARUTO-KUN, SASUKE-KUN, PLEASE STOP! WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT EVEN WORSE!" Shizune screams.

"NARUTO! SASUKE! STOP, NOW!" Kakashi orders.

"YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD!" Sakura yells.

Sasuke screams "HOLY FUCK, THE DEMONS ARE AFTER US!"

Naruto yells "TEME WHERE DO WE GO?"

"OVER THERE!"

They continue running, and it looks like they're getting away, until Naruto trips.

"FUCK!"

"FUCK NARUTO!" Sasuke yells, and runs back to get him, but they notice they are surrounded.

Sasuke looks around at everyone for a moment, then falls to the ground "WE ARE SORRY, DEMON FOLK! PLEASE FORGIVE US AND SPARE OUR LIVES!"

Sakura cracks her knuckles "Very fucking funny."

Sasuke answers "I wasn't talking to you, Sakura. You should know I never include you in conversation."

Tsunade interupts "Shizune, bring them to my office IMMEDIATELY."

The camera cuts to Naruto and Sasuke in Tsunade's office.

Tsunade is seen sitting at her desk, a serious look on her face. On her left, Shizune, Sakura and Sai stand. On her right, Iruka, Kakashi and Yamato.

"We have tolerated you two long enough." Tsunade says calmly.

"We've tried everything. You boys just don't learn. Why? Why must you cause so much trouble? Now for the next month, you two are to not see each other. I will assign you separate missions so you are constantly busy."

Naruto says "What? You're gonna separate us? But grandmaaaa-"

Tsunade shakes her finger "No whining, Naruto. I will NOT tolerate it anymore. The elders have heard about your little antics. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to be told that I should be replaced if I cannot handle two little chunins?"

Sasuke interupts "I have to admit, they're right."

Tsunade yells "NOT ANOTHER WORD OUT OF YOU, UCHIHA SASUKE! YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO SPEAK TO! Now, both of you say your goodbyes to each other. You will NOT see each other again this month. Is that clear?"

Sasuke and Naruto stand up and stare at each other.

Sasuke says "Well dobe, it's been a long road. We've had our ups and downs."

Naruto nods "Yeah, it was fun. It's gonna be hard to let go..." (sniff)

Sasuke hugs Naruto "OH DOBE!"

Naruto sobs "TEME! I'LL MISS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!"

"WHO ELSE IS GONNA HELP ME BEAT UP SLUTFACE?"

"AND WHO'S GONNA GO WITH ME FOR MIDNIGHT RAMEN?"

"WHO'S GONNA COMMENT ABOUT MY CHICKEN STYLE HAIR?"

"WHO'S GONNA GO TRICK OR TREATING WITH ME?"

"WHO'S GONNA HELP ME MAKE FUN OF PINKIE?"

Sakura's voice is heard "Hey!"

Sasuke glares at her "Don't interupt, bitch!"

"WHO'S GONNA DO SASUTO PRODUCTIONS WITH ME?"

Sasuke pulls off of Naruto. "I'll see you in one month, man. Good luck."

Naruto nods "You too."

The camera stops filming.

Yet, the camera starts again, showing Naruto in the dark, outside.

Naruto whispers "I know it's supposed to be finished, but Sasuke and I forgot to go trick or treating like we were supposed to."

Sasuke rubs his eyes "He woke me up 3 minutes ago to do this. It's, like, 3 in the morning, and every sane person is asleep."

"Shut up. This is the Sasuto Finale, we're not gonna get to do another production for a month." Naruto drags Sasuke down the road and they stop in front of a house which is entirely dark.

"Dobe, where are we?"

Naruto grins "Take a good look, Sasuke."

Sasuke stares at the house for a moment before realizing it's familiar "Ohh, yes. This can't get any better. This is perfect for a finale."

Naruto rings the doorbell a few times, until a familar face answers the door.

"What the hell do you want?" comes the question from Neji himself.

Naruto says in his normal voice "Trick-or-treat, prick. Give me some fucking candy."

"ARGGHH! SASUKE AND NARUTO! I'LL KILL YOU!" Naruto and Sasuke run as Neji follows them.

Sasuke and Naruto are both laughing insanely.

Naruto shrieks "I'm Uzumaki Naruto! BELIEVE IT BITCHES!"

Sasuke yells "And I'm Uchiha Sasuke! This is Sasuto #101! I hope you've enjoyed watching our shit! See you next time!"

The camera stops for the final time.