Finally! Time for my favourite chapter! Now, before I get angry reviews (seeing as I'm Nessie), let me just say this one thing: I was getting sick and tired of all those boring, uneventful chapters, so I took matters into my own hands. And, as you'll shortly see, it got a pretty awesome response. So, without further ado, I present to you, my awesome readers...:

Chapter 21

French

Nessie, Alice, Edward, Bella (Has anyone noticed that I put this little thing in the exact order of who writes when?)

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So...I talked to Grandpa Carlisle last night...

Oh?

???

And...?

You guys aren't going to like this...

You'd better not be pregnant!

-growl-

Come on.

Hey, it's not like we planned this! I couldn't find the stuff Grandpa gave me, and Jacob said he used protection...

Just spit it out!

I knew that dog couldn't be trusted to be responsible!

What do you mean said?

Well, he promised me before anything happened that he would use protection, seeing as I couldn't find my stuff, but after talking to Grandpa, either he was lying or it just didn't work.

YOU'RE PREGNANT?!

Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! NO!

-stunned- JACOB!

Don't hurt him, Daddy!

Oh, you shouldn't be worried about your father hurting him!

I WAS JOKING WHEN I MADE THE WATER WOLF!!!

JACOB IS LUCKY WE ARE IN SCHOOL!

Why else do you think I told you guys now? Please, don't hurt Jake! It was my fault, too! I should have told Grandpa I lost the stuff and asked for more!

Do you have any idea what danger you are in?!?! Both of you! All of us!

You have to think, Renesmee!

-dissolves into incoherent babbling-

I know, I know! But you all know how hard it is to think at times like that! Besides, I can still get Grandpa to artificially incubate it or whatever, can't I? It only happened on Sunday.

Do you have any idea what you have done? It doesn't matter if we incubate it! The Volturi!

THINK!

Volturi! -more babbling-

Well...we can figure something out, can't we? I don't have to get an abortion, right? Right?!?!

THINK! YOU HAVE JUST PUT EVERYONE'S LIVES IN DANGER!!!

I don't think that you would be able to get an abortion for a human-vamp-wolf!

NOT WITHOUT KILLING YOURSELF!

...-tear- What do you want me to say or do, then? Apologize? Okay, I'm sorry that Jacob imprinted on me. I'm sorry that he and I love each other a lot. I'm sorry we had sex. I'M SORRY I WAS BORN!!!!!! -bursts into tears-

Oh, don't cry. We love you. We just want you to realize how much danger we're in now.

Bella! Don't let her guilt trip you!

EVERYBODY STOP! -waits- There. Renesmee, breathe. Bella, breathe. Alice, breathe.

-breathes- You don't think I realize that this whole thing is dangerous? You think I'm not terrified for all of us?

What are we going to do?

What can we do?

-sigh- I don't know. Let's make sure Renesmee isn't going to give birth tomorrow, or something, first.

Good idea, but how can we do that? I'm pretty sure there hasn't been anything at all like this ever in the history of the world. I mean, there's a limited number of creatures like me out there, and what are the chances of a wolf going and imprinting on one? I swear, this has to be the first of its kind...but back to my original question. How in hell do we get any info on this?!?

Alice?

...oh no...

Alice? Oh crap.

...Auntie Alice?

-mumbling to herself- But...that can't happen...I don't even know how I can see that, considering the fact that I can't see either of its parents...-takes deep breath- It's a boy, and he's going to...rip his way out of you.

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And, again, before any of you start yelling at me, we've actually figured out how Alice can see the future baby; it's the simple fact of "two negatives make a positive". She can't see Nessie or Jake, but when they get together, the fog lifts, and she can see the result. Make sense? Or, rather, make enough sense that you can put away the torches and pitchforks? I'll keep posting as much as I can, I promise you this.