'NO CHANCE!!!'

Vince McMahon made his way down the ramp, walking triumphantly. Vince got into the ring, and grabbed a microphone, and began to smirk. The crowd intensely booed him, but Vince paid no attention to that.

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you know what happened last night. Last night, Raven thought that by entering the Royal Rumble at number one, he could win it and challenge Chris Jericho for the WWE Championship…' Vince said, 'well he was wrong. For you see, I created a brilliant plan, and it was executed at the Pay-Per-View last night. So, please give a warm welcome to the man who cost Raven the chance to be WWE CHAMPION!!!'

'HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!'

Shane McMahon made his way out from the back, dancing across the stage. Shane then made his way down to the ramp, still Shane-O Shuffling, and the fans booed the younger McMahon, as well. Shane got in the ring, and continued to dance, before getting a microphone.

'Thank you, thank you, you're a wonderful audience,' Shane said, 'now, as my father just told you, I, Shane Brandon McMahon, cost Raven the Royal Rumble match. I distracted him for long enough so that Kenny could eliminate him… which he will be rewarded for. Raven, if you thought your personal hell was just beginning, wait till you see what we've got in store for you!'

'That McMahon family is despicable!' Styles said, angrily.

'Don't say that out loud, Joey, they may fire you!' King told him.

Suddenly, Raven ran into the ring, from the crowd, and grabbed a steel chair. Vince realised Raven was there and looked frantically to his son, who was now Shane-O Shuffling. Vince rolled quickly out, as Raven got in, and Shane turned around. Shane got hit with a chair to the head, and Raven threw it to the ground. Raven then hit the Raven Effect onto Shane, onto the chair, before Raven posing.

'That, my friend, is PAYBACK!' Styles said.

'I can tell you that Vince won't take it lying down!' Coach added, as Vince walked to the back, looking thoroughly annoyed.

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Going Under hit the speakers, and Raven made his way out from the back, for his first scheduled match on Raw, in many months. Raven began to walk down the ramp, and the Spirit Squad appeared from the back, and began beating up Raven. Raven rolled down the ramp, and was then thrown into the steel steps. Raven was thrown into the ring, where he was hit with the High Spirits.

'NO CHANCE!!!'

Vince and Shane made their way down to the ring, while the Squad jumped about happily; pleased at the job they'd done for the McMahon's. Vince grabbed a microphone, and Shane stood next to him.

'As you have seen, right before you're very eyes, no one, and I mean, NO ONE, gets the better of Vincent Kennedy McMahon!' Vince said, 'Raven, you think that you are so tough; you think you can get the better of me, or my son? Well, let me tell you, YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE IT! Raven, at Saturday Night's Main Event, you will face… MY SON, SHANE MCMAHON, IN A NO DQ MATCH!!!'

Shane looked at his father, with a look of shock on his face. He mouthed, 'what?' to his father, but Vince dismissed it, and smirked as Raw went to a commercial break.

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The titantron began to mess up, and suddenly it cut to a dark room, with Raven sitting down, seemingly with a cheap camera in front of him.

'As you can tell, not being allowed on Raw is really annoying when trying to get time to talk,' Raven said, 'but I, being infinitely smart, have managed to get myself a camera, and hack into the program's main systems, or whatever they are. So now, I, Raven, finally get to give my views on live television.'

'As you can tell, Vince McMahon is trying to make my life hell. Firstly, he costs me my WWE Championship, and then doesn't give me a rematch for it. He then goes on to make me face all of the Spirit Squad, in one match. He then finds it amusing to suspend me, and put me against insurmountable odds,' Raven said, 'but he has still failed. Why? Because I am still standing.'

Sounds of cheering could be heard from the crowd in the arena, and Raven smirked.

'I'm glad to hear that the McMahon family is disliked as ever. Now, as for Saturday Night's Main Event. Shane McMahon, you may be the Heir Apparent, the Crowned Prince of the WWE, but let me remind you what you are up against. You are up against the human cancer. I feel no pain, Shane… I feel nothing. How can you possibly make my life hell? I will beat you at the Main Event, and I promise that the McMahon family will rue the day they ever crossed Raven…'

Raven looked around the dark cellar, before holding his arms out in Raven's pose.

'So it is written, so it shall come to pass…' Raven whispered, 'Quoth the Raven… Nevermore…'

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The camera fades in, and we see the McMahon locker room. There is a widescreen TV, and leather couches in view, as well as various pictures on the wall, and a plant in a pot. Vince and Shane appear from off screen, Shane looks concerned, while Vince seems confident.

'Well, Shane, I bet you're ready to beat Raven down this Saturday night!' Vince said, happily.

'Dad, there's a slight problem. See, I'm not a trained wrestler, really, and I'm going against someone who has made a major impact in the WWE, in one year, so I'm not sure I'm ready' Shane replied.

'Nonsense' Vince dismissed, 'you will beat him, I mean, you have me in your corner, and I have a surprise planned for Raven.'

Vince whispered something in Shane's ear, and both men's faces suddenly lit up brightly.

'Raven won't know what's hit him!' Shane said, punching the air, confidently.

'You bet it!' Vince added, smirking.