"Ninja Love 2"

By narutofreak14

Since Valentine's Day is coming up, before I forget, I want to say that I hope you all have a great Valentine's Day!

----Chapter 21----

At Typhoon Lagoon, the sand ninjas were swimming in the surf pool. Or at least Temari and Kankuro were. Kankuro came out of the surf pool. "Hey Gaara!" he called. Gaara was lounging on the beach. "What?" he asked.

"Are you sure you don't want to swim?" asked Kankuro.

"Come on, Gaara!" said Temari. "It's fun and the water's nice."

"I'm having fun people-watching," said Gaara.

"Gee, I wonder what kind of people he's watching. Maybe some women in bikinis?" asked Kankuro.
"Oh please," said Temari. "Gaara isn't as perverted as everyone else."

Temari was right on one thing. Gaara isn't as perverted as everyone else (nowhere near as perverted as Jiraiya or Kakashi). But…he's still kind of perverted. He was watching some of the girls in bikinis. But he got bored after a while. Gaara turned over, lying face-down and fell asleep.

5 minutes after Gaara has fallen asleep, the same annoying five-year-old that nearly got killed by the Kali River Rapids ride at Disney's Animal Kingdom showed up besides him. Gaara didn't notice him since he was asleep. "Hey! He's the same guy that tried to kill me!" he thought. "Well, let's see how he likes red fire ants!"

He took out a jar filled with red fire ants. He lifted Gaara's black shirt (yeah, he's wearing a shirt) and let his red fiery friends crawl all over his back. Gaara, then felt a burning sensation coming from his back. "My back feels like it's burning," he mumbled. He then woke up. "AHHH!" shouted Gaara, jumping up and dancing around, trying to whip his back. As a last resort, he ripped his shirt off and jumped into the water. He was washing his back off.

Kankuro and Temari noticed Gaara in the water. "You decided to swim, after all?" asked Temari.

"God that hurt!" he mumbled. He then noticed a bunch of fire ants drowning in the water. "Fire ants? Who was the wise-ass that thought that up?!?" he asked angrily.

He turned and saw the five-year old with a neck brace laughing at him. "Isn't that the kid you killed?" asked Kankuro.

"You!" shouted Gaara. That kid stopped laughing when he realized who he pissed off. "Uh oh!" he said. He then ran for his life. "Hey Gaara," said Temari.

"What?!?" asked Gaara, angrily.

"Go easy on him," said Temari.

"No. That's the mistake his parents made," said Gaara. "That and not using birth control to prevent the spawning of this kid."

The five-year-old was hiding around the corner, breathing heavily. "I think I lost him," he said. He walked around the corner…or for his neck to be straggled by a bunch of hard sand. "You really are something special," said Gaara. "I suffocate you in an airplane. I choke slam you into the river rapids and you still have the guts to piss me off. You think you can cheat death this time?"

"Yeah, I know you can't kill me here!" he said.

Gaara looked around. He was right. There were far too many people around. "You're right," he said. "Too many witnesses. But, I can ruin your social life." He then lifted him up in the air…and ripped his swim trunks off, leaving him butt naked! "Hey! Gimme those back!" said the kid.

Gaara lifted his shorts up above his head. "Jump for them," he said.

"Come on! Give them back! I'm naked out here!"

"Fine." Gaara looked like he was giving them back, but Gaara psyched him out and threw it in the opposite direction. It landed on top of a tree! "Jump for it," said Gaara.

"You suck!" the kid said.

After that, Temari and Kankuro tended to Gaara's ant bites on his back. "Ah!" shouted Gaara, in pain.

"Hold still!" scolded Kankuro.

"I can't believe you would humiliate that kid like that!" scolded Temari.

"He deserved it," said Gaara. "At least he lived this time. And he made me take off my shirt!"

"What's wrong with that?" asked Kankuro.

Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro looked at the girls watching them from behind the bushes. Many of which have hearts for eyes. "That's why," said Gaara. "Those damn fan girls!"

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Jiraiya was lounging on one of the lounge chairs. He was disappointed that most of the women he tried to talk to ended up slapping him. "This is one of the worst days I ever had," he said. "Oh well. Back to my research."

He got sheets of paper out but…he was having extreme writer's block. "Ah man! Stupid block! Women don't even help me here!" he said. Two bikini-clad girls were nearby talking about him. "That's the pervert that hit on me!" said one girl.

"Do you even know who he is?" asked the other girl.

"Who?" Her friend took out a very familiar book. "That's not him!"

"It is!"

"I don't believe you!"

"Then, follow me!"

The two ladies then walked up to Jiraiya. "Excuse me, sir."

"Yes, can I help you?" asked Jiraiya.

"Are you Jiraiya?" she asked.

"Yes I am. Why?"

"Oh my god! You're the Jiraiya that writes Make-Out Paradise?"

"That's me!"

"Oh my god! I love your work!"

"Really?" asked Jiraiya. "I didn't even know they sell my books in the US. They don't tell me these things anymore!"

"You have to tell me where you got these ideas!"

Sooner or later, nearly every woman in the water park gathered around Jiraiya to hear about his great tales about being a sage (A/N He can't say he got the material from peeking on girls).

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Meanwhile, Tsunade and Kurenai continued to lounge near the surf pool. Kurenai was now keeping a close eye on Kakashi. Kakashi was sitting two lounge chairs down…reading (what else) Make-Out Paradise. "One of these days I'm going to rip that book apart!" she thought.

Tsunade was…starting to get a few stares from several guys around the water park. Heck, even one of the cast members were noticing (there are pervs, too). "Sorry ma'am, need to pick up…some trash…here," said the cast member. He bends down and started sweeping at random places. He got a few good looks at Tsunade's…uh…blessing (A/N If you catch my drift).

After a few minutes, Tsunade got wise to what he was doing. "What are you staring at?" she asked, angrily.

"What are you talking about?" asked the cast member, playing dumb.

"You work at a children's water park," she continued. "So keep walking!" The cast member gathered his things. "Bitch," he said under his breath.

"What did you call me?!?" Tsunade asked, angrily.

"Nothing," said the cast member, out loud.

"I only like real men, and real men can tell me I'm a bitch in my face!" she said.

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Udoh and Moegi have just gone down the Humunga Kowabunga (triple-racing) water slides, drenching themselves in spine-chilling cold water. "That was fun!" said Udoh. "Too bad Konohamaru isn't here to enjoy it."

"I bet he's watching Hanabi," thought Moegi. "I'm sure he'll come by sooner or later."

Konohamaru was still walking around, reviewing his notes. "I'm not sure if Lee is right about Tenten and Neji," said Konohamaru. "But…Neji is a lady killer, so…I guess I'll see what I can learn from him."

Neji and Tenten, like mostly everyone else, were lounging near the surf pool. Tenten, however, was actually bored. She looked at the Castaway Creek and saw Ino and Shikamaru sharing the same inner tube as they were floating down the soft, gentle creek. "Shikamaru's just as bad as a boyfriend then Neji," she thought. "And yet, he's willing to do a few romantic things."

She turned to Neji, who was jus lounging and sleeping. "Hey Neji!" she said.

"What?" he asked, sleepily.

"What to go on Castaway Creek?" she asked.

"Hmmmm…you go ahead. I'll stay here," said Neji.

"Okay, but what about Crush 'n' Gusher?" asked Tenten.

"I hate those kinds of water slides," said Neji. That's when Tenten started to get real angry. "Come on!" she shouted, trying to pry Neji from the lounge chair. "Get off you ass and stop acting like Shikamaru!"

"Let me go!" he shouted back.

Tenten trying to pull off Neji and Neji holding back resulted in the lounge chair being flipped forwards with Neji on it. "Watch out!" shouted Neji. Neji landed on top of Tenten. "Oh god! I'm so sorry," he said. "Are…you……okay?

"Yeah," said Tenten. Neji couldn't help but to look Tenten straight in the eyes. He also noticed the position their in (A/N Neji on top of Tenten. Use your imagination:-) ). "Her eyes," he thought. "And her hair…" He then remembered an embarrassing moment from their Disneyland vacation.

FLASHBACK TO NINJA LOVE

Upon leaving the Space Mountain ride, they noticed a girl with long hair coming out with them. "Huh? Who's she?" asked Sasuke. "That's Tenten." Sakura responded. Apparently, during the ride, one of the turns caused Tenten's braids to fall out and messed up her buns. Neji liked this hairstyle. "I guess you guys never saw me with my hair down. I can fix it, though." She said. She was going to fix it, but Neji stopped her. "No!" he said.

"Why not?" asked Tenten.

"Because you look sexy with your hair down." He blurted. Tenten blushed a little bit. He then covered his mouth. He couldn't believe what he just said. Naruto then started laughing and Hinata couldn't help but giggle. "I can't believe that my cousin would try to hit on Tenten." She said to herself.

"I'm sorry. I have no idea where that come from." he said

"It's okay," said Tenten. She then left to use the restroom. "God, I am such an idiot!" he said, hitting himself.

END FLASHBACK

"I told her she looked sexy with her hair down," thought Neji. "That's still true today.' Tenten also remembered that same moment. Both of them continued looking into each other's eyes in their awkward position.

Hanabi was looking around Typhoon Lagoon for another water slide. She turned around…and saw Neji and Tenten, making out their heart's desire. They weren't letting anything stop them from showing their true feelings for each other. "Ah-hum!" Hanabi coughed.

The two lovers stopped and awkwardly turned to Neji's younger cousin. "Neji, remember where you are," said Hanabi. She then walked away. Neji and Tenten looked at each other's faces…and realized the position their in. Neji immediately jumped off of her. Both of them were blushing bright red.

"Look her straight in the eye when you kiss her," Konohamaru wrote.

"That was…" mumbled Neji.
"Yeah…" said Tenten.

"So…you hungry?" asked Neji.

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Everyone met up at the "Happy Landings Ice Cream" shop for an ice cream break. Squads 7 and 10 (minus Kurenai and Kakashi) were sitting together at the same table. Kiba, for some strange reason, was crying his heart out. "I can't believe I have to pay for the ice cream!" he sobbed.

"You lost the game," said Shino. "You got to pay your dues."

"Thanks for the ice cream, Kiba," said Naruto.

"At least I get some appreciation," said Kiba.

Konohamaru was sitting with his teammates, reviewing his notes. "I hope all of this works," he thought.
"What you got there?" asked Udoh.

"Ah! Nothing!" said Konohamaru, quickly putting away his notes.

"Hey Konohamaru! You missed some cool water slides," said Udoh.

"They were the best!" said Moegi.

"I'm sure they were," said Konohamaru.

Choji was nearby, munching down on several hundred ice cream cones. Ino, Shikamaru, Neji, and Tenten were watching him. "I better cut Choji off," said Ino. She got up, but Shikamaru pulled her back down. "No! No!" said Shikamaru. "Let him eat! It's funny what happens next."

After his 500th ice cream cone, Choji stopped. His head felt cold. "AHHHH! BRAIN FREEZE!!" he shouted, grabbing his head. As he was starting to run around, everyone was laughing at him. "That's not nice!" said Sakura.

"Relax," said Shikamaru. "Choji will feel better…right about…now!" And Shikamaru was right. Choji's brain freeze was gone in a second. He then continued to munch down on ice cream cones.

"What do you mean Kurenai and Kakashi like each other?" asked Shino.

"I'm telling you, Kakashi-sensei and Kurenai would really look good together," said Naruto. Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Shino, and Kiba looked at one another. Then they burst into laughter. "What's so funny?" asked Naruto.

"Oh please!" said Sakura. "Kakashi and Kurenai? There's no way!"

"Why not?" asked Naruto.

"Well…Kakashi likes Make-Out Paradise. Kurenai-sensei doesn't," said Kiba.

"Even I don't think Kakashi and Kurenai would work together," said Hinata.

"Some support you show me, Hinata," said Naruto.

"Naruto, you're not a very good matchmaker," said Sasuke.

"It can happen," said Naruto. Sasuke, Sakura, Kiba, Shino, and Hinata thought about it.

"Nope," said Sasuke.

"Can't see it," said Shino.

"Not happening," said Sakura.

"Not likely," said Hinata.

"Nun-uh!" said Kiba.

"Arf! (You dobe!)" barked Akamaru.

"I wonder where's Jiraiya?" asked Tsunade. She found him on the 'beach'. He was surrounded by a group of women. He was telling them something about beauty of the world or something like that. He never mentioned that he gets his 'inspiration' from peeping on women.

Tsunade was getting pissed. "That little pervert!" she said. But then, she calmed down. "Ah, why not? It's his vacation, too. I'll let him have his women for now." She then left Jiraiya and his female admirers.

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After the ice cream break, everyone went back to enjoying the water park. Konohamaru went to find Hanabi. "Now to put my plan into action," thought Konohamaru.

He found Hanabi making a mini sand castle while Hiashi was sleeping. "Hey Hanabi," said Konohamaru. Hanabi looked up to see his familiar smile. "Get…away…from me…now!" she breathed.

"What's wrong?" asked Konohamaru. "I just want to help you with your sand castle."

"You're just going to ruin it!" said Hanabi. Konohamaru started thinking. Then, he thought of his first plan. He poked Hanabi in the ribs. She giggled a little bit. "Yes, I knew she must have had her ticklishness from her sister," thought Konohamaru. He tried to tickle her a little bit...but that ended up with him getting whacked by Hanabi. He tried out all of his note ideas. None of them worked (especially the one about 'looking into the eyes and kiss' thing).

"Damn it!" he thought, trying to heal his wounds. "I tried everything and Hanabi still isn't in love with me."

He then had a smirk on his face. "It's not a good plan, but…it's my last chance."

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It was the end of the day. Everyone was drying off and getting ready to go back to the hotel. "Man, I'm beat," said Shikamaru, who actually got a new tan. Ino, however, was completely sun-burned. "This sucks," she moaned.

"I told you to get water-proof sun lotion, didn't I?" asked Shikamaru.

Many of Jiraiya's fan girls were crying because he had to leave. "Sorry ladies, I must go! But I will return!" he said, proudly.

While Jiraiya was missing his fan girls, Gaara was still trying to fight his girls off. "Get off of me!" he said.

"Gaara, we love you!" they all cried.

Konohamaru climbed on the back wall of the surf pool (if that's possible). "Hey Hanabi!" he called out. Everyone turned around and saw Konohamaru…who was really high up on the wall. "Hey Konohamaru!" she called back. "Do you want to get yourself killed?"

"Get down from there, honorable grandson!" said Ebisu.

"Konohamaru, you idiot! Get down!" shouted Naruto.

"No! Watch me land a cannonball!"

Konohamaru took a few steps back. When he was running for the dive, his foot tripped on something. He tripped over the edge and, much to everyone's horror, landed flat on his belly. "That had to hurt!" said Udoh.

The waves then carried Konohamaru to the shore. Gaara and Naruto pulled him out. Moegi frantically ran up to him. "Konohamaru? Konohamaru! Wake up!" she shouted. No reply. "Someone, give him CPR!" she demanded. Everyone started whistling. "Well…why don't you do it?" asked Shikamaru. "You're closer."

Moegi looked down at the unconscious Konohamaru. She started blushing, but she knew what she had to do. She took a deep breath…and gave Konohamaru the 'kiss of life.' After that Konohamaru coughed up the water he swallowed. "What happened?" he asked, groggily.

Hanabi then slammed her fist on his head. "You idiot!" she shouted. "Do you realize that you could have killed yourself?!?"

"Be nice to him!" snapped Hanabi. "He was just involved in a life-threatening situation and all you can do is hit him?" She then broke down and started hugging Konohamaru. "Konohamaru, you scared me so much!" she cried.

Konohamaru was confused as to why Moegi was showing him so much emotion. As much as he hated it, he…hugged her back. "I'm sorry I scared you, Moegi," said Konohamaru. "I will never do something that stupid again."

TO BE CONTINUED…

NEXT TIME:

NARUTO: Man, that sucks! Those Damn Disney workers told me that the decorations aren't going to be ready until another week. At least, they're giving us a free week here. Well, we were going to go to the Magic Kingdom, but Tsunade wants us to take an easy day. I wonder if I can get Kakashi and Kurenai closer together.

NEXT TIME: Relaxation Day: Kurenai and Kakashi's Blind Date!

WITH GUEST APPEARANCES BY: The Return of the Moya Brothers!

AUTHOR QUESTIONS: Besides the theme parks, what do you think Kurenai and Kakashi should do if they were to go on a date?