AN: Hello readers! Thank you as always for the reviews. Yes the baby is safe and sound and all is good. Or is it? You guys gotta see the title of the story Love is Mean And Love Hurts…we haven't done the hurt yet…evil laugh! Any who this chapter is the Vegas vacation of our two fav couples on TVD. Enjoy.

Chapter 21:

DPOV

"And this is our room…" I open our hotel suite door and we are met with an amazing view of Las Vegas strip. "Oh my gosh this is amazing!" Elena ran to the window to look over the skyline. We were staying in the Planet Hollywood hotel and it was pretty amazing here.

"Caroline and Stefan are two doors down so we can be as loud as we want." I shut the door behind me and place our luggage by the foyer. She turns around from the view and smiles at me, "Hmm look at you planning our sex ahead of time."

I walk over to her and I take her hands in mine and intertwine them together, "Honey when it comes to sex I'm very organized." I kiss her.

She yelps in surprise as I lift her up in my arms and guide her to our bed. I kissed her neck and my hands ran up and down her smooth legs. I gotta say I sure do love the summer because of the wardrobe; oh summer dresses how I miss you so.

"Damon, we promise Caroline and Stefan we'll meet them for dinner."

"Elena, its Vegas tradition to bless the bed." I lied.

"You're making that up." She caught me.

"I'll make up any lie just so I can have you right here and right now. Besides we gotta get all the sex we can get now before this kid arrives." She rolls her eyes with a smile, "fine we can have sex." I bounce happily like a little boy and had my way with Elena.

Few Moments Later…

I tuck my shirt back into my pants and Elena puts her summer dress back on, "Caroline texted me like three times and left me five voicemails. She is going to kill us!" She fixes up her sex hair and picks it up in a messy bun.

"Who cares. I'm sure she and my little bro did the same thing; be happy you got the good brother who can last longer." I said with a wink and she looks at me with disgust.

"Ew I do not need to know that. Let's go before she kills us."

Stefan and Caroline were already seated and Caroline let us have it – no surprise there. Elena tried to cover up our story by saying she took a nap but Caroline caught her lie.

"Oh please you two had sex! Couldn't save the sex for later tonight? I swear you two do it like bunnies." Elena's face turns beet red at her friend.

"Hey not our fault you two aren't as adventurous as we are." I taunted the blond.

"Oh we are! Aren't we Stefan?" My brother buries himself in his menu. "Can we not have this conversation right now?" He begs.

"I'm with Stefan on that. Moving on from that topic." Elena says as she picks up her menu.

The girls began to talk about the baby and baby shower planning and Stefan and I engaged in a different type of conversation. He was informing me that our father is really pushing into meeting Elena. I don't know why he's pushing so much unless he knows that we are expecting.

"I don't want him to scare away the mother of my child, Stefan." I argued.

"He likes Caroline so I'm sure he'll like Elena too even more so since she's giving him his first grandchild." Stefan doesn't get it no matter what I do or who I date nothing or no one isn't good enough for our dear old dad.

"Think about it sooner or later that baby is gonna be here and like it or not dad's going to be their only living grandparent." I hate it when he was right.

"Fine I'll think about it but that's a big THINK so don't go running to our dad and saying he can meet Elena. And keep your mouth shut about the baby." I had to remind him or else he'll go telling dad about the latest Damon news.

"I can't wait to plan the baby shower! I already have so many themes in mind but once we find out the sex of the baby I can really get into full party planning mode." Caroline says to Elena.

"Actually I think I want to keep it a surprise." She says and this is news to me.

"Wait what?" I asked her. Elena looks my way, "It's a fun idea to not know the sex of the baby."

"Fun for who? Doesn't sound like fun to me. I like to know if I'm having a boy or girl that way if it's a girl I can go buy a gun and start building her a tower because she isn't going any where."

"Oh Damon you can't lock up our daughter like she's Rapunzel."

"If she looks like you then you bet your ass I'm going to lock her up." We went back and forth on this until our dinner arrived.

We four got off the elevator and said we'll meet each other for breakfast tomorrow, "good night." We all said and went our separate ways.

Once inside our room I began our argument again, "I mean seriously Elena it's a dumb idea." I threw my jacket on the couch.

"Ok fine we won't do it but can you at least give me a gender-reveal party?" What the heck are those?

"Gender reveal? Please explain."

"It's this cool new thing people are doing now to revel the sex of the baby to their close families and friends. There's so many ways to do it. This is my first baby and I want to do all those cheesy-cute pregnant stuff. I know it doesn't sound fun to you since you're Mr. Cool guy." She runs her hand over her belly and pats it softly.

"You want a party right, Peanut? Your dad is being so mean to me." She ends with a pout as she looks up at me.

I roll my eyes with a sign and sat beside her on the sofa, "fine we can have that reveal party thingy."

"Yay! I knew you love me." She kisses me quickly then gets up.

Like I said she has me wrap around her finger.

EPOV

I met Caroline for some girl time during our vacation while the boys did their own bonding time. Caroline and I decided to go to the pool and take in some sun. "Hmm this is great. Vacations should last forever." Caroline happily sighs into the beach chair.

"Yeah totally." I couldn't agree with her more. I told Caroline how I got Damon to agree into us throwing a little party to reveal the sex of the baby.

"Oh exciting. Do you plan to invite your family?" She asks.

Aw crap I haven't even told them I'm pregnant. I don't even know how to tell Jenna, Ric and Jer that I'm pregnant and living with Damon. Like hey remember you met him on Thanksgiving and well we're having a baby – that doesn't sound good. Ric is definitely going to kill him. This isn't news you say over the phone or text this is a face to face conversation.

"I still need to tell them." I admitted.

Caroline sits up right away in her chair and looks at me in shock, "What? You haven't told them yet? Oh wow. So when do you plan on telling them when the baby's born?"

I honestly don't have an answer on why I didn't tell them yet. I know I should but I'm scared to tell them. "I don't know! But I know I should tell them but I rather do it in person than over phone – God I wish I can just do it over phone it be easier. Looks like Damon and I will be taking a trip to Mystic Falls soon and unlike this one it won't be fun."

"Good luck on telling your family. Soooooooo any clue when you'll be meeting their dad?" She was just full of questions that I have no answers for.

"That's up to Damon really. He really doesn't want me to meet him but I wouldn't mind meeting him since he's going to be my kid's grandfather. You met him, what's he like?" She met Giuseppe Salvatore after she and Stefan made a full two months together.

I remember that day she was so nervous meeting his dad because of all the stories and knowing what a hard man he is but she came back relieved and happy because she won him over.

"He was scary at first but later I won him over with my awesome personality. Also helps that I'm dating Stefan the good brother. Damon seems to have a track record for dating the wrong girl and after the whole fall out with Katherine their dad is a little more anal about the girls Damon dates and even causally dates because well he can get them pregnant and he looses all his money." She says.

"So you think their dad thinks I'm trapping Damon?" That's what she makes it sound like.

"No! He probably thinks you're only after his money and we know you aren't you actually love him which believe me I don't get why but you do. Once Giuseppe sees you truly love Damon he'll like you."

I hope she's right.

Later That Night…

Damon walks out of the room dressed in his usual attired all black and looks my way, "why aren't you dressed?" I shrug my shoulders to his question I really didn't want to go to some club where I can't even drink. This Vegas trip was supposed to be party non-stop but I got knocked up and I can't even party.

"I don't wanna go." My voice was very whiny.

He gives me a face and laughs, "look I'll drink for the both of us. We're in Vegas Elena; let's enjoy it. You think I spend all this money to just be in the room all day. Now if we were gonna stay in all day having sex then I don't mind," He takes my arms and lifts me off the sofa, "come on get dress." He smacks my behind and sends me in the direction of the bedroom so I can change. I hate when he acts like a caveman.

I put on my red with white and blue flower pattern flower dress and top it off with my white flats and let my hair loose. "There I'm ready." I came out of the bedroom and he smiles at me, "always looking beautiful."

We left our room and met Stefan and Caroline in the hallway and I felt way underdress as Caroline stood there in a short yellow dress that hugs her figure. I was jealous here she is looking amazing and I'm here looking like a big cow already. I can't wait to be my normal size again! Mind you I only looked like I gain the most 5-10 lbs.

We arrived at the club and the music was playing super loud and there are so many people here. Damon held my hand tight as we made our way through the crowd trying to find the booth he reserved for the evening.

"This is it!" He loudly announces over the music. Caroline was extra bouncy as she hears one of many favorite songs play and drags Stefan to go dance right away.

"What's wrong?" Damon asks as we sat down but before I can answer a waitress comes and asks us for drinks. And of course the waitress in this place are wearing tiny little black shorts and tight corsets that if she tighten it any more her breast would fall out.

"I'll have your best scotch on the rocks make that two and Elena, what will you like and what does Blondie like?"

"My friend will have a Cosmo and I'll have water." Boring water is all I can have. "I'll get that for you right away. I'm Wendy and since you are VIP I'll be your server today and I'll get anything you need or want." She looks at Damon with a sassy smile and walks away but with an extra sway in her hips.

How rude! Doesn't she see that we are together?!

I look back at Damon and he paid no mind to the waitress and asked me again what was wrong. He really does only have eyes for me even if I'm going to be a big as a whale. This makes my sour mood fade away because despite the words Katherine said of Damon falling for any pretty girl I knew in my heart I was the only girl for him.

"Nothing. Come let's dance." I got off the booth and waited for him to join me. He slides off the booth and I take his hand in mine as we squeeze our way through the crowd to the dance floor. A pop-y song played loudly and everyone went crazy for it and the lights in the club went from different shades of colors and don't forget the fog machine.

I brought Damon closer by grabbing onto his waist and swaying to the music and he of course grew with excitement as I rub myself all over him, "keep doing that I'm dragging you back to our room." He hisses into my ear causing me to smile.

We danced to like five songs together and for two of them Caroline and Stefan joined us as we dance together in a group because the song was the IT song.

We return back to our booth and the three of them drank their drinks while I had my water. Stefan calls for the waitress and he orders a round of shots for the three of them. Stefan teases his brother that he has to take two shots for himself and me but I'm not sure I like that idea. Hopefully Damon's a happy drunk.

"With pleasure." He grabs the two shot glasses and gladly takes them back to back like nothing. The three of them finished a whole bottle of vodka and on top of that had other drinks. Caroline kept wooing whenever she heard a song play and she and Stefan kept touching each other and having heavy make out sessions – ew.

Damon isn't usually affectionate in public; he likes keeping it private and only for us but he kept running his hands all over my legs and whispering dirty things in my ear – again I say sucks being the sober one but I gotta admit I was getting tingles all over my body from each touch and what he was saying.

Two in the morning came and we were on our way out of the club. Caroline and Stefan held onto each other for support and I held Damon. I had to stop Damon from slapping my butt, "quit it." I smack his hand.

"I love slapping that ass; it's a beautiful ass." He slurs and I roll my eyes at him. I can't wait to get him in bed and let him sleep this off.

We waited by the elevator and saw a couple come out of a room all happy and smiles and a bit drunk, "we just got married!" They announced happily throwing rice at each other.

"Aw congrats!" Caroline said to the newly weds. I don't get how couples can get married here while being drunk; I would want to remember my wedding day. Only in Vegas, I tell ya.

We went inside the elevator and Caroline and Stefan kept whispering things to each other and giggling and we got to our stop but they stayed inside, "hey we're here." I told them.

"Come back down with us." Stefan said.

"Why?" Damon asks.

"We wanna get married!" They both said together.

"What?!" Damon and I both shouted loudly at the pair.

AN: Come on someone had to get married in Vegas! Until next time readers! lol