Dabbling Drabbles II

by captainbartholomew

A variety of 100 word oneshots dictated with a variety of settings, plot points, etc. by using a key word and character each day during the month of April. Challenge Fic.

21. Bumpkin and AJ Styles

Drabble #20

Word: bumpkin (noun): an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside.

Character(s): AJ Styles

"Your taste in music sucks, Styles."

"Says the white guy who put out a rap," complained AJ from the passenger seat.

"When I agreed to ride with you, I didn't sign up to listen to this bumpkin music."

"HEY! I take offense to that. It's not my fault. I have to tape into my roots sometimes."

"Uh huh," responded the other man, "I don't get why we couldn't just listen these Mandarin tapes I brought along instead of this hillbilly garbage."

"First off, Toby Keith is not garbage. Second, Cena, you are such a goody two shoes, it sickens me."