Please read the Author's Note after the chapter :) It's as important as unicorns.
Dear Watari:
Why are you wearing a pink helmet with a picture of this blonde girl that horribly resembles Misa?
That Belbie girl or something, I can't seem to remember her exact name.
L.
Dear L:
It's.. I mean it was favorite toy AS A KID, not an adult, at all. Besides, it's the only helmet I have and I'm wearing it because I've come to deliver you some news that might be… hazardous to my physical health.
Oh, and it's Barbie by the way :3
Aaah, she brings back so many childhood memories!
Watari.
Dear Watari:
Overlooking the fact that I've just been mentally scarred with visions of you in pigtails, bring me the news, please.
L.
Dear L:
You're not the world's best three detectives anymore. Someone called Sherlock Holmes took third place and Eraldo Coil was pushed to fourth.
Watari- Who– Probably–Needs–To–Run-For–His- Life.
Dear Watari:
Come over here please.
Oh, come on, that carpet is new! There's a bathroom down the hall, use it when I'm done with you.
L.
Dear L:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY? :'{ It was my trademark, for crying out loud :(
Watari.
Dear Watari:
You can grow another one, and you look younger without it, by the way. And now, let's talk about what matters, who does he think he is, that Sherlock person? He's not capable of half the things I do; can he squat all the time? Can he inhale 11 bags of sugar every day? Can he manage to look like an adorable lost panda ALL THE TIME? CAN HE? Answer me Watari or your eyebrows are next in line to meet my tweezers!
L.
Dear L:
No he ca…
Dear Watari:
Give me that pen you old fool! And what kind of name is Watson? He sounds more like an actress than a detective's assistant!
Wait a minute..I have an idea :3
L.
Dear Kira:
I've thought of the perfect punishment for you. From now on, you'll be Rika, my faithful assistant. My female faithful assistant.
L.
PS: Prepare the make-up, you'll need it.
Dear Ryuk:
Can you please write my name now?
Light.
Dear Rika:
No way, this is way too much fun. Even more fun than apples. I can't wait to see Rika in action :D
PS: I hope you know how to run in heels.
PPS: Now that I've mentioned it, I really need some apples.
Ryuk.
Dear Ryuk:
Actually my dear Shinigami, he'll need to learn how to run in red stilettos, to be exact.
L Who Is Feeling Especially Evil Today.
Dear Everyone (especially that perverted panda):
Whaaaaaat? So all this time my Light was a girl? Why didn't anyone tell Misa-Misa? Misa-Misa's whole life is a lie! :'(
You perverts!
Heartbroken Misa-Misa.
Dear Everyone:
Just Ignore her, she'll shut up one day.
L and Light.
Matt:
You freaking idiot! What have you done to my perfect face?
Mello.
Dear Mello:
*shit, I forgot to remove that mirror in the bathroom*
Hey Mello, great day today! Sun is shining, birds are singing, Watari's screaming! :)
Looking good today, man. Pfft, you always look good, who am I kidding? You good-looking sexy beast, you!
Innocent Matt.
Dear Mello:
Put down that gun please, it could take out someone's eye, and if it was as gorgeous as mine, it would be a complete tragedy. Can you imagine the world without my breathtaking eyes to sustain its existence?
Plus, I was about to tell you everything anyway.
Matt.
PS: I should get bonus points for using all those big words.
Dear Mello:
Well, that's going to hurt in the morning.
Alright, man, calm your tits, I'll tell you.
Well, you've always reminded me of Pikachu, so I thought to myself "might as well make it official!" so I took out my colors and one thing led to another, and voila, I gave an incredible makeover to my dear best friend :3
You're welcome, man ;)
Matt.
PS: I dressed up as Ash (in case you haven't noticed, and in that case you really are blind) so you wouldn't feel out of place.
Dear Matt:
Yeah, that's a relief, at least we'll be two freaks dressed up as stupid fictional characters instead of one.
Mello.
Dear Mello:
Just so you know, we're "stupid fictional characters" too.
Matt.
Dear Matt:
Speak for yourself; I'm the most awesome anime character that ever was. I'm perfect!
Well, almost, if it weren't for that one gray hair :(
*sobs hysterically in the corner of a round room.*
Mello.
Dear Drama Queen:
Pikachu, I choose you!
(Yes I'm pointedly ignoring you for the sake of my cosplay. How badass is that?)
Mash. (That's my Pokémon name, get it? Matt and Ash :D )
PS: Watch out for Near, he's a mushroom from Super Mario, mushrooms are only designed for the Super Mario universe, so currently, he can hurt Pokémon.
Dear Mello:
You love being Pikachu, don't deny it.
Near.
Dear Near:
Shut up, fungus face.
And if you tell Matt, I'll shove that stupid teddy bear of yours in places you won't like.
Mello.
Dear Mello:
You need new glasses. This is a stuffed Unicorn.
Near.
Dear Near:
Alright, prepare to meet your horrible fate!
Pika..CHUUUUUU 3:D
Mello.
Dear Mello:
You do realize you're not really Pikachu, do you?
Near.
Dear Mello:
It's okay, I tend to get carried away too.
I raised you well :')
Proud Matt.
Dear L:
Don't do anything rash, my son. Sending Sherlock a box of sugar-free chocolate will do nothing. Unlike you, it won't kill him!
Mustache-less Watari.
Dear evil people I plot with:
So sugarless candy would kill the great L, huh?
Ryuk, cue evil music to accompany my demented laugh!
Misa, I need you to go to the supermarket for me!
Light.
Dear Rika:
No, you're not my Light anymore, you're a girl!
Misa- Misa.
Dear Misa:
For the last time, I'm not a girl!
Light.
Dear Rika/Light:
Then prove it!
Misa- Misa.
*awkward silence*
Dear Misa:
You pervert!
Light.
Dear Rika/ Light:
Misa-Misa's not a pervert! And what does pervert mean anyway?
Misa-Misa.
*group facepalm*
My dear readers, despite Misa's refusal to buy the chocolate and everyone being busy facepalming over her sheer stupidity, Ryuk managed to sneak out and steal some of it. Rika (aka Light) gave it to L, and as he took the first bite, just like Snow White, everything faded to black, and he dropped to the floor dramatically, his pale fingers loosely wrapped around the damned chocolate bar.
And that's how the world's greatest two detectives met his tragic fate. Oh, how fragile we are!
*group wail*
Dear author:
How ignorant could one person be? Did you really think I'd die that easily?
I still can't believe you used to be my wife.
Now quick, get me that cookie on the table and my super-detective cape, I have no time for you and your dumb antics.
I have a world to change!
L.
Really long but really important Author's Note: I can't believe the amount of time that has passed since I last posted a chapter in this fic. For the past few months, I've had a tremendous writer's block, the biggest one yet. It's so frustrating because I miss this, I miss laughing like a maniac over my own chapters, and as creepy as that sounds, I miss you, my awesome readers. If there's any left of you after all this time :'(
There's something though, I don't enjoy writing this fic as much as I used to, and it makes me sad, I mean, although I found a new idea to write about, it feels like a routine to me, it's just not as good as the previous chapters, so I was thinking about wrapping up this whole fanfic, unless, of course you want me to go on, then let me know, leave me a review or a PM or anything if you want me to continue posting new chapters and I'll try as hard as I can to update frequently without affecting the quality of the chapters.
And yes, I'm unashamedly fishing for reviews :D But I'm not saying that if I don't get enough reviews I won't post anymore, on the contrary, even if only two or three of you want me to go on, I will go on, I just wanna know if any of you guys like this anymore!
There's also this other Death Note fic called "Ambition" which I have NOT abandoned, it's just much more difficult to write than I initially thought it would be, especially for a beginner like me. But I don't want to disappoint anyone who's read the first two chapters, so I'll try my best to post a new chapter because I just can't leave it like this.
Unfortunately, even if I feel extremely inspired these days I won't be able to update frequently, because this year is the most difficult, most important year in my academic life. My whole career literally depends on it, which is dumb. Blame our useless educational system -_-
Sorry for the long note, but I figured I owed you a lot of explanation :)
Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this story, I sure enjoyed writing it and getting your awesome feedback :)
Here, have some happy unicorns.
Yours truly,
CrazyClumsyCoco15.