Abraham Lincoln: Renegade Ninja
Chapter 20: Its the last one!
AN: WILL IT GOOD OR WILL IT SUCK? THIS IS THE LAST CHOPTER!
I faced the conspirocy truthers pepole who war up in arms, then everying froze. The sounds of frighth amplified, then SWANG right at us lick a tornado! Things was relay serious now that the cloud of linen wivs and nobilies made an early appearance. Then a shout cam from the fight cloud sayin "after all these moths as a mercenary, i will finaly get dominon ovar the county!" An everone gaped at marets reveel. Then the sounds drowned out by more fight. It staxked up extra fat with the residents of sf joining in but i cold see wit my science eye up at top wass... A JON BOOTH BRO! AND HE HAD LINCORS HAT!1!222 I ponted tjis out to linen wich made him say "now u done it" and on his command i through him up top to win thsi fight! I hafe to admit he coldnt relay do musch so lucy him i overthru so wen he cam don he came down HARD! And that surr concust the guy. The question off how did John get the stolen hat? Wod hav to wait, couse that fight cloud wasnt gon yet. But linen wit his newfond hate and inedible charm powered through nocing of ever oposer he had. The thornado swirled and swoled till Linco mad it allthe way to the CORE! Where his wifs was. I new that him confrenting Ann an Mart and Mariy Tod after changing hiz ways would be tough and who even knew what wold hapen to the power balance afer, so I gave him my moral suppert. But even efor Linen said his speech he planed: his wifs starred at him all robo and diversed him all ot the same tim
"Grape" i thot, now Lincot doesnt hav the famili connetion anymore. And now the angri pepole mad a stir of energy so big it started makin TIME PORTALS!11!21! I loked in one and it had the future in it! But I made sure to not fall in (AN U DONT WANT OT MESS UP TIME CONTINITY!) so I got all everyon and tok them too the paste insted... the first one was in acient time back before they invented talking so we all kept reel quite there. Then the second one was in the victorian era and that was pretay cool cos we wear on a zepalin and i think u cold see Russia up there is was so hi. Then we went to medieval and said hi to the pip. Cool dangeros stuff haponed that hole time and pepoe wer geting confused abot why the fight and it almost stoped whenn... the macchiato opened up and presidant stepped out! Now we nee wat to fite ovar. Maybe this contri wouldnt have a ruler and be split forevar but atleast it wouldnt hav the evul piesudant ether! Everyone though in head. "Yuo called me a alien!" I shotted with a Q's. Now it was on. The moment when peasany got up after being takle'd 200 times relay proved it wod be dificlut, evan with ol those guys willing to fite wif a aliem his training was to good. It sure seemed hopless to me, so i took a brake and had cofi in the one place in sam fram that hired a baristA eho wasnt conspiracy alienist. I askod him why and he said "Dont care, dont care." I was amazed at the power of his saying and also his rhyming skills. After i piced my brain up agen, I sad "relay? You dont even care who gets the country? What if Washington marchy happened and made you a slave?" Then he said "so? I'm already a barista" and that was pretay funny. Then a left and didant tip because he was probobly aslo a poet and relay rich anyay. I waked away takin looks at the scenery when i relised... I WAS STILL IN MEDIAEVAL!~12 221!1! And i freked out and wenat back to tim poral hopin no changes were did by that. I tried to fli but that didnt work apparently because the past was before i got my powers. So while I was marathoning around i had the brillaint idea to use this in the fight... I made it back and spent hours of years tryin to talk over the portal sounds until finally someone got it. I got a crowd chant movement going on to puersuede pople on what to do. When finaly everyone heard they all went into a certain exact portol i telled them to... "Perfect" i exclamid, when the portal only went us back a cople of yeers instead of to ancient times lik those other ones. The presidant of evil america was just a baby, and then everyone beat up the baby. The anger calmed down and in the end all the conspiracy people did the eye point gesture and went to their hoses. "I gess we can deal wit them laterr." I said and made it back at them. Then i turned to linen, noton and the former wives, excepting to see all a fight on who gets what; but instead they all got together and said I should get it ol! Because the fight ended from my idea, I guess they ow it all to me. We tok a portol to dc and I clammered up on the throwne to assume my position as leader of the america, but then... ANOTHER PORTAL HAPPENED AND WE I FELL IN!1~`212!2!321!1!
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