Trash and Shirp gaspu'd while Snart stood there. Komaeda the Hope Boy laughed that laugh of his, Friday Mama was on his phone, and Bonerfart stood there. Back home, watching TV everyone freaked out "WHAT. OKOSAN" Hiyoko screamed. Why would he join them? let alone why would he join their idol group? Komaeda the Hope Boy said "well then. because the last round was unfair. lets have another singing contest!" he laughed SHIRP PUNCHED THE MICROPHONE OUT OF HIS HAND AND THE PHONE OUT OF FRIDAY MAMA'S. Komaeda the Hope Boy stepped back.
"THAT IS RUDE" he shouted. Shirp didnt care and Trash picked up Friday Mama's phone and used it to call someone "Rei, can you pick me up? im scared" he said as he called Reicheru. Kyaku and Raku-Chan overheard this call AND RAN TO THE THEATER THEY WOULD BE THE ONE TO PICK UP TRASH. Komaeda the Hope Boy looked at them "you know. if everytime you perform we interrupt you. just stop" he said Shirp jumped forward "OKAY" and the three of them walked off. Bonerfart looked around. he was wearing a sparkly dress and had glitter on his wings. he thought he could use this opportunity to fly away. but Friday Mama stuck him in an empty back of chips. So that was the end of both The Snarkles career and Hopeā©'s career. wow. what a lame way to do it. eventually Reicheru, Raku-Chan, and Kyaku showed up and drove them all home. When they got home everyone asked if they were okay. Trash just fell face forward onto the ground. they left him there.
The next day Kyusiko decided to go on the computer to watch a TV show she likes being their TV doesnt get that channel. in the internet history she saw. BIRD ART. RYOUTA CRIED. She ran upstairs and realized that there was a computer in the guest room! Hameru was there! Kyusiko called for Bobo to hit her with the folded up magazine for the sake of Jesus. but she was too busy hitting Kyaku with it. Everyone watched as she hit Kyaku it was entertaining. Trash was singing the Badgers (ft. Mushroom) song by some youtube user. KYAKU JOINED ALONG. So yes. with Trash singing and dancing, Bobo dealing with the sinners, and Ryouta crying, it was a regular day.
HOPE BOY PLACE TIME
Friday Mama looked at Komaeda the Hope Boy "he called me earlier. he seems to be getting impatient. I think it's time to-" "NO" Komaeda the Hope Boy cut him off "we need to wait just a bit longer before he appears." Bonerfart was in his cage with a dark blanket over it so he could sleep. we was still wearing his sparkly outfit with glitter on his wings. Komaeda the Hope Boy was also still wearing his sparkly dress. Friday Mama was concerned about Hope Boy's logic. bit they had to trust him. their boss trusted him.
BACK AT THE SNARTSHIRP HOUSE
Mumi and Bobo cooked everyone dinner and they all ate it. afterwards they thought about what to do if the Hope Boy attacks again. what would they do again? Hiyoko said something about that out loud. "Dont worry! if he ever comes back i'LL BEAT HIM TO A PULP LIKE I TRIED TO LAST TIME" Reicheru screamed as she jumped forward. some mashed pottotoes landed on Raku-Chan. "nya!" she shouted it. the mash potatotos are soft and warm. They all went to bed.
The next morning they woke up and they found out that Kyaku was up first. she was doing something with the avocados. all the avocados she has stolededd from places she never ate because she doesnt really like avocados SHE HATES THEM SO MUCH she was sacrificing the avocados! just then Raku-Chan sliddedde down the staircase and KYAKU LOOKED AT HER EVILLLEY AND SAID "DONT YOU DARE GO NEAR TRASH AGAIN" Raku-Chan meow cried and ran outside and fell in a lake dont worry she can swim. Hameru was looking at pictures online of various birds again but these were just regular pictures of birds so Kyusiko wasnt shouting, Bobo wasnt hitting her with a folded up magazine, and Ryouta wasnt crying.
Mumi walked up to her and asked "eyy Hameru what are you looking up" Hameru just answered without looking away from the screen "oh just pictures of my birdie husbando" RYOUTA CRIED. THE PICTURES SHE WERE LOOKING UP. WERE OF THE CREEPY DOCTOR BIRD OH NO LUCKILY RYOUTA'S TEARS BLOCKED OUT THE SOUND OF HER SAYING THAT SO ONLY THOSE THREE HEARD IT OTHERWISE SHE WOULD END UP LIKE SEYIKU OH NO. Mumi picked up Hameru and carried her upstairs and locked her in the room. she had sinned. everyone knows that he isnt husbando material. Mumi mentioned how she ahd a birdie boyfriend BUT SHE WOULDNT SAY WHO LIKE WOW HAMERU DID, KYUSIKO DID, EVEN SEYIKU DID WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE IS IT THAT HARD REALLY UGH.
This was a very weird day. but then again this was the kind of things you would expect from the snartshirp house. Raku-Chan returned from the lake and fell over she was tired. Kyaku picked her up and put her back in the lake. Everyone ate lunch and talked about what they would do. they had no idea. They thought that they needed some new clothes and could use random stuff so they should go shopping the next day.
little did they know. that when they would go shopping the next day. they would be someone who would change their life forever. uwu