"No, you don't have enough gold." The shopkeeper yordle said to Annie.

"But I want one!" Annie whined as she pointed to Rabadon's Deathcap.

"Then maybe you should save up instead of blowing all your money on mana pots." The shopkeeper yordle told Annie.

Annie glared at the yordle.

The yordle was unaffected.

Annie glared harder at the yordle.

The yordle exploded into flames, yet still stood there, not giving a ****.

Annie glared the hardest she could at the yordle.

At that point, the shopkeeper yordle stopped paying attention and was spanking Evelyn, who he caught trying to steal from his stash again.

Annie could only pout. Just then Malcolm Graves showed up with a big bag of gold, and dropped it in front of the shopkeeper yordle.

"One Infinity Edge please." The shopkeeper yordle nodded as he rummaged through the sack.

As the Outlaw waited, he felt a tugging on his pants. Looking down, he saw the Dark Child looking at him pleadingly.

"Mr. Graves, can you buy me a Rabadon's Deathcap?" Annie asked.

Graves stared her down.

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

With that, Graves turned away, only for Annie to tug his pants harder.

"But I want one!"

"Then save up." Annie's silence greeted and so Graves turned away, thinking that was the end of it.

"WAH!" Annie began to cry, rivulets of tears flowing down her face.

At that point, Graves felt like a heel.

"Here you go, one Inf-"

"Give me a Rabadon's Deathcap."

"But…"

"No buts, just give it already."

The shopkeeper deftly switched the Infinity Edge for a Rabadon's Deathcap, and gave it to Graves. He then got down on one knee and held the item out for Annie.

"Here. Happy, kid?" Annie's eyes shined as she grabbed the item.

"Thank you, Graves. I love you!" She screamed in joy as she hugged Graves' neck, before skipping off.

The shopkeeper yordle stood next to the Outlaw.

"Health pots?"

"All that I can afford."

And so it went that match…

"I want Blue Buff!"

"You do know I can kill you, since I am on the other team?"

"WAH!"

"Alright, take it!"

"YAY!"

Ahri nursed a headache as Annie skipped off with the blue buff. Graves appeared next to her and held out a heath pot.

"Health Pot?"

"Thank you." Ahri began to drink, also signaling Yi not to gank Graves.

"We want Baron Buff!"

"Piss off, Annie. You want Baron, you can have over our dead bodies.

"WAH!"

"How dare you make a child cry! Here Annie, your team may have my blessing."

"YAY!"

"OH WHAT!"

PENTAKILL! ACE!

"Can I take your nexus?" Annie asked the Nexus Turrets.

Then Renekton showed up.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!"

With that, Renekton smacked Annie on the head with his weapon.

"WAH!" Annie cried as she held her bruised forehead.

"HE HIT A CHILD!" Nexus Turret #1 said.

"SMITE THE *******!" Nexus Turret #2 said.

"But you're on my team!" Renekton screamed.

The Turrets paid no attention as they blew the Butcher of the Sands to bits. Then they stood aside for Annie.

"Come, child. You may destroy our Nexus."

"YAY!"

Regulation #11: Annie may not cry to get her way.

Regulation #12: Champions cannot give items to other champions, ally or foe.

Regulation #13: Baron Nashor may not give his blessing when he is alive.

Regulation #14: Turrets may not fire on their aligned champions for any reason whatsoever.