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Omake 2
Sasuke dropped the soap
Written by Traitor of heaven

A teenage boy sat in a dark room, his blue tinted black hair was illuminated by the brilliant flames casting there orange glow. His onyx eyes were cold and ruthless; he stared at the walls with a scowl on his beautiful face. He had just gone and gotten the two girls Orochimaru wanted, and even he had to admit they were something else. One was a brunette with a fiery abrasive personality and the other was a violent lunatic with hair that matched his own. And although they had annoyed him at first he soon realized they were unlike any girl he had met before, they didn't swoon over him and they weren't weak to the point where even he wanted to gag. He was very taken aback by the comment the brunette Caitlynn made.

"Just because we had sex that one time doesn't mean you can keep coming back for more!"

He had never had sex with her that he'd remember but the more he thought about it the more the opportunity to do so enticed him. He wouldn't admit aloud but the two girls were the kind of girls he needed. He hated no despised fan girls, in his mind they were nothing more than a useless waste of space.

Suddenly the door burst open and a barely dressed man with golden eyes and black hair walked through.

"Hello Sasuke." Orochimaru's voice was 4 octaves too high; Sasuke got up and drew his sword defensively.

"Who are you?" Sasuke said in a dark smooth tone.

"I am Orochimaru~" He sang in a tone deaf voice.

"But your voice."

"…I took some Viagra and it had some strange side-effects."

"Why would you take Viagra?"

"For our "special shower time." He laughed happily.

Just then a blond haired blue-eyed boy burst into the room, his face almost devoid of all emotion as his muttered the words that made everything seem right.

"Special shower time? S-Sasuke you-you're gay?" Naruto muttered looking like a lost puppy. Sasuke smirked and put his sword away.

"Of course not, I go both ways." He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Then why haven't you had special shower time with me?" Sakura yelled from next to Naruto, Sasuke clicked his tongue impatiently.

"I go for the sexy girls, which you are clearly not."

"Kakashi!"

Naruto yelled while being pinned by Orochimaru he was struggling to get the man with a chick voice off of him, but the black-haired man was too busy licking Naruto's nose to care. Kakashi then poofed into the room his perverted book in hand and for the first time his eyes widened at the scene and in complete shock, his book fell and with a reverberating back hit the ground. Sasuke and Sakura stared at the book there hearts nearly stopping.

The. Book. Was. On. The. Floor.

"Impossible." Sasuke breathed almost inaudibly.

"Kakashi! I'm being nose raped!" He screeched in disgust, Sasuke then walked over and pulled Orochimaru off of Naruto and the leaned over and leaned to his ear, and even though he was in position to whisper, he spoke loudly and clearly.

"Let us leave, I am getting agitated and I want to see how well that Viagra worked."

He glanced down at the enormous bulge in Orochimaru's pants greedily and lustfully.

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Clothing Statement:

Alicia: HAHAHAHA SASUKE DROPPED THE SOAP!

Caitlynn: HAHAHA yeah but i really didn't know Sasuke went both ways.

Alicia: haha Sakura got rejected!

Caitlynn: haha yeah but it would have been even funnier if he had said...no i don't go that wat either and well sakura you look like a man

Alicia: haha yeah but its still freaking hilarious!

Both: well peeps enjoy this beautiful but odd omake! ^_^