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Ch. 19
Piraka and The Game.
And here we have some info and a list of their pennames!
All of the Piraka are siblings. They are foreigners from a small island from the south called Voya-nui, but moved to Metru-nui after being kicked out of both their parents' home and every high school on their island due to them being…well…them. Natural born rebels and chaos-creators, they are considered a true bad-ass gang. All are brutish in build, but have the brains of temperamental children. Vezon and Vezok are the only two that were born at the same time, as they are identical twins. All have the last name Skakdi, but are referred to on the streets as the Piraka. They all have the same mom but various dads, as their mom has gone through numerous divorces and is quite simply, a whore.
RedBully18- Hakann~ Hot tempered, egotistic, enjoys playing the 'leader' of his siblings. Not much to say on him other than that he's your average 'I wanna be leader' type who thinks he knows everything about what is going on around him. Which he doesn't.
BlueBeast18- Vezok~ Relatively quiet, but can snap into a tantrum if things go wrong. Is in a never-ending feud with his brother Hakann. He also hates his twin sibling Vezon. He isn't too bright, but he isn't really an idiot either. Just a bit…slow.
EmeraldSnake20- Zaktan~ Eldest of the brood, has high intelligence despite being held back in his school three times. Seems to attract bugs for no real reason, especially small ones. Is the leader of the brood.
BronzeTrigger17- Avak~ One of the youngest, but a genius in engineering. But despite this, he is a klutz. A very BAD klutz. The majority of the injuries he's sustained in his life have been accidental inflictions due to his 'dance feet'. He has braces and hates Reidak for the sole reason that the elder sibling enjoys breaking his things.
BlackTracer19- Reidak~ Has a very high IQ, but purposely prefers to act like a brutish idiot. He enjoys breaking things; big things, small things, living things, dead things, colorful things, old things, new things, the list goes on. Sad to say he's been banned from numerous stores. He enjoys breaking Avak's things.
WhiteDrifter17- Thok~ Possibly one of the more intelligent of the gang, he makes a point in being as far away from his siblings as possible. If anyone asks if he knows them, he'll say no and then break your thumbs for even asking. He is VERY manipulative and a very 'if it happens, it happens, who cares' person. He won't give a crap if one of his siblings dies or ends up in juvie. He has a strange affinity for their (his) couch he brought all the way from his home overseas in their apartment. No one touches their asses to his couch without his permission. NO ONE. It's HIS brooding spot and HIS alone. It's his couch damnit!
Doppelganger18- Vezon~ Vezok's identical twin, and the one who was born with the brains…sort of…kind of…he's insane. And no one really knows why. The others think their mother engaged in binge drinking when she was pregnant with Vezon and Vezok, and thus resulted in one being an idiot and the other being a psychopath. No one knows. He's very random and childlike, almost never really seems mad. He has a pet tarantula named Fenrakk and enjoys wearing capes. For no real reason. Vezok hates him with a passion.
So there you have it. In all, I have over 24 peeps invested in this fic! *smiles, eye twitches* Sh**…
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"Mata-chat journal update.
By AcroJester17.
Eating: nothing.
Drinking: Orange juice.
Doing: THINKING!
Watching: nothing.
Current mood: Very thinky.
~I am on a mission to find what rhymes with orange! I know there's a word out there, and I'm gonna FIND IT! DX
Comments-
FrostyBite18: Lewa, for god's sake, NOTHING rhymes with orange.
AcroJester17: BLASPHEMY!"
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"AirMonkey22 has logged on.
AirMonkey22: OMFG the world is ending, we're all gonna DIE! D8
RockSmasher23: Geez Matau! What is with you? You nearly plowed me down in the cafeteria and nearly made me drop my pizza! My PIZZA man! NOT cool! DX
GroundPounder25 has logged on.
GroundPounder25: He's now currently cowering under my bed and screaming stuff about the world ending and how we're all gonna die and something about Nuju…please, someone help me. He's clinging to my leg…
RockSmasher23: O-kay why is he all spazzing out and humping your leg now? XD
AirMonkey22: BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
FireSpitter23 has logged on.
FireSpitter23: OMFG guys, I think the world is ending! D8
RockSmasher23: Okay, what the hell is going on!? Is Nuju smiling or something? Cause that usually calls for a bag of kitten being tossed into a river, not the apocalypse!
FireSpitter23:…
GroundPounder25:…
AirMonkey22:…that's so MEAN!
RockSmasher23: Well it's true.
AirMonkey22: Well it's WORSE!
GroundPounder25: WORSE than Nuju SMILING?
BigBird24 has logged on.
BigBird24: Matoro said he HATES ME! T~T
FireSpitter23: Oh gawd…
GroundPounder25: is he…?
AirMonkey22: YES! D8
RockSmasher23: Wow, we really ARE gonna die… O.o'
AquaGal22 has logged on.
AquaGal22: Cut it out you guys! He and Matoro just had a fight!
GroundPounder25: For real?
FireSpitter23: Well that's…rare. Those two almost never fight. What the hell happened?
BigBird24: HE HATES ME!
RockSmasher23: okay, I'm getting scared now…
AquaGal22: Will you all stop it and grow up? He is sobbing hysterically into his pillow and you're all cracking jokes?
AirMonkey22: He's crying NOW!? AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
AirMonkey22 has logged off and fled under bed in terror."
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"Mata-chat journal update.
By Doppelganger18.
Eating: Mah pillow!
Drinking: Blood.
Doing: Yer mom. XD
Watching: One of those squiggly things in my eye. I WILL CATCH YOU ONE DAY!
Current mood: lol
~ Hehehe, hey guess what? The Game. That is all. XD
Comments-
RedBully18: YOU SON OF A BITCH! Ten months! I was up to TEN MONTHS DAMNIT! DDX
BlackTracer19: You guys are such idiots, it's not even a real game.
BronzeTrigger17: Oh but playing 'let's make Avak cry by breaking his things' is?
BlackTracer19: Why yes, yes it is jackass. XD"
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"Mata-chat tweet update.
By AcroJester17.
Mood:Happeh!
Doing: RUNNING!
Current mood: XD
~Homfg I just hit Tahu with a huge rotten salmon dad caught last week and now he's chasing me! XDD
Comments-
BurntToast19: YOU ASS! I'M GONNA BE SMELLING LIKE ROTTEN FISH FOR WEEKS! DDX
856 people Like This.
1 person Hates This and is gonna kick your ass."
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"WhiteDrifter17 has posted a picture.
WhiteDrifter17 has posted a text.
~~~Guess whose ass this is and win a prize! XDD ~~~
RedBully19: Gee, is it yours? Its pale as death, it's gotta be yours.
BronzeTrigger17: No, it's Reidak's. It's lopsided and looks like Miley Cyrus' arm-flabs. lol
113 people like this comment.
BlackTracer19: Hey jerk-off, guess what? I'm gonna break your legs this afternoon. Have a nice day.
BronzeTrigger17: Can you make it this evening? I'm gonna be dumping a bucket of questionable fluids on Vezok this afternoon.
BlackTracer19: Sure. Can I help?
BronzeTrigger17: Sure.
EmeraldSnake20: Dude, no question. It's Vezon's ass.
WhiteDrifter17: How'd you guess?
EmeraldSnake20: The unicorn tattoo on the left cheek gave it away.
WhiteDrifter17: Damn, was hoping you idiots wouldn't notice.
EmeraldSnake20: Don't insult MY intelligence. Now what do I win?
WhiteDrifter17: This old taco I found, and a ten minute pass to use my couch. Congrats.
EmeraldSnake20 has accepted his prize.
Doppelganger18 has reposted WhiteDrifter17's picture on his blog."
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"Acrojester17 has logged on.
AcroJester17: Hey guys, what do you use to get staples out of something?
FrostyBite18: A staple remover, what else?
DessertRunner18: Why? You didn't try stapling two magnets together to see if they'd stick again did you?
CaveCrawler19: Never did get that magnet out of my ceiling…
AcroJester17: Erm, no, but it's kinda like that?
FrostyBite18: How much is 'kinda'?
AcroJester17: Okay, not a lot like it but I did staple something I should not have stapled.
CaveCrawler19: What did you staple THIS time?
AcroJester17: Well you know how my fav shoes have been kinda falling apart lately?
CaveCrawler19: Yeah…?
DessertRunner18: You tried to staple them back together? O.o'
AcroJester17: Well kinda. I mean, I got this staple-gun from, hehe, Staples, and-
FrostyBite18: You got your paws on a STAPLE-GUN?
CaveCrawler19: Dear god…
DessertRunner18: You're banned from my house man…
Acrojester17: Not the point! The point is, yes, I tried to staple them back together, but, well…
FrostyBite18:…Lewa…
Acrojester17: yeah…?
FrostyBite18: You stapled your feet into your shoes didn't you?
Acrojester17:…
CaveCrawler19:…
DessertRunner18:…
FrostyBite18: You are so stupid man…
Acrojester17: I FORGOT TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF OKAY!? DDX"
To be continued…
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1-) YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! One day, I just know it, a word WILL one day rhyme with orange…
2-) We do not in fact know what they were fighting about, we only know that the end is near and that Nuju is CRYING. Engage cannibalism mode!
3-) The moral of this segment…IS THAT WE SHALL ONE DAY CONQUER THE SQUIGGLY LINE SWIMMING IN OUR EYES! And that as of now, all of you have just lost The Game.
4-) Fish-to-face bits NEVER get old. XD
5-) So yeah, Vezon has a unicorn tattoo on his ass. Comments? 8D
6-) If you plan to use a stapler to fix your shoes, remember to take them off before using a staple gun. That is all.
REVIEW PLEASE!
P.s.
To those of you who do not know what The Game is, see below.
The Game is The Game where you don't think of The Game.
Should you think of The Game, then you lose The Game.
If you do not think of The Game, then you win The Game.
That is The Game.
You all enjoy that. XD