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Enter Luke and Han, awake in the boys' dormitory.

Han. Half-past eleven. We'd better go.

Luke and Han enter the Revan common room, approaching the portrait hole.

Enter Leia.

Leia. I can't believe you're going to do this, Luke.

Han. You. Go back to bed.

Leia. I almost told your brother. He's a prefect. He'd put a stop to this.

Luke. [to Han] Come on.

Luke and Han exit Revan Tower.

Leia follows.

Leia. Don't you care about Revan? Do you care only about yourselves? I don't want Kun to win the House Cup, and you'll lose all the points I got from Senator Mothma for knowing about Alter Environment.

Han. Go away.

Leia. All right. But I warned you. You just remember what I said when you're on the ship home tomorrow. You're so . . .

Exit Kara.

Now what am I going to do?

Han. That's your problem. We've got to go. We're going to be late.

Leia follows.

Leia. I'm coming with you.

Han. You are not.

Leia. Do you think I'm going to stand out here and wait for Jurokk to catch me? If he finds all three of us, I'll tell him the truth, that I was trying to stop you, and you can back me up.

Han. You have some nerve . . .

Luke. Shut up, both of you. I heard something.

Enter Wedge.

Wedge. Thank the Force, you found me. I've been out here for hours; I couldn't remember the new password to get into bed.

Han. Keep your voice down, Wedge. The password is pig snout. But it won't help you now; Kara's gone off somewhere.

Luke. How's your arm?

Wedge. Fine. Master Che mended it in about a minute.

Luke. Good. Well, look, Wedge. We've got to be somewhere, so . . .

Wedge. You can't leave me. Jace Malcom's already been past here twice.

Han. [glances at chrono and glares at Leia and Wedge] If either of you get us caught, I'll never rest until I've learned that curse Piett told us about and used it on you.

Luke, Han, Leia, and Wedge enter the Room of a Thousand Fountains.

Han. He's late. Maybe he chickened out.

Enter Jurokk and 4-A7, unseen.

Jurokk. Anyone here, my sweet. Come on.

Luke. [mouthing] This way.

As they run, Wedge crashes into a suit of armor.

Run.

They enter an empt classroom.

I think we've lost him.

Leia. [panting] I told you. I told you.

Han. We've got to return to Revan Tower, quickly as possible.

Leia. Marek tricked you. You realize that, don't you? He never intended to meet you. Jurokk knew somebody was going to be in the Room of a Thousand Fountains. Marek must have tipped him off.

Luke. Let's go.

Enter Bogan.

Bogan. [squeals with delight]

Luke. Shut up, Bogan, please. You'll get us thrown out.

Bogan. [cackles] Wandering out at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty. You'll get caughty.

Luke. Not if you don't give us away. Bogan. Please.

Bogan. Should tell Jurokk, I should. It's for your own good, you know.

Han. Get out of the way, Bogan.

Bogan. Students out of bed! Students in the corridors!

The first years run into a door.

Luke. It's locked.

Han. This is it. We're done for. This is the end.

Leia. [removes lightsaber] O! Move over. [ignites red blade] Ionize.

The door unlocks.

The first years shut the door, just as Jurokk approaches Bogan.

Jurokk. Which way did they go, Bogan? Quick. Tell me.

Bogan. Say please.

Jurokk. Don't mess with me, Bogan. Now, where did they go?

Bogan. Shan't say nothing, if you don't say please.

Jurokk. All right. Please.

Bogan. Nothing! [laughs] Told you I wouldn't say nothing, if you didn't say please. [laughs]

Exit Bogan.

Jurokk. [curses angrily]

Exit Jurokk.

Luke. He thinks this door's locked.

Leia. It was locked.

Wedge. And for good reason.

Enter Lowie, a giant red-colored reek with three horns.

Luke, Han, Leia, and Wedge scream and run out of the forbidden third floor corridor.

Exit Lowie.

Enter Kara.

Kara. Where on Coruscant have you all been?

Luke. Never mind that. Pig snout. Pig snout.

The first years enter Revan Tower.

Exit Wedge.

Han. What do they think they're doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?

Leia. You don't use your eyes, do you? Didn't you see what it was standing on?

Han. I wasn't looking at its feet. I was a bit too preoccupied with its horns. Or maybe you didn't notice - there were three.

Leia. It was standing on a trapdoor, which means it wasn't there by accident. It's guarding something.

Luke. Guarding something?

Leia. Yes. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you can come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

Exit Leia.

Exit Luke and Han.