A/N: Sorry I havent updated, I've been having writers block lately.

The wood

Cat's POV

"What's something you like?" The producer man asks.

Something I like? That's like asking something I eat! There are way too many! But if you asked my brother what he eats, he'd probably say charm bracelets.. Like I swear he ate mine...

"Charm Bracelets!" I exclaim happily. The men look confuzzled.

"Something you hate?" Hate! Uhh...

"I hate it when my brother eats things that aren't food!" I realize.

"What is the worst thing you've ever done?" the dude-guy asks. Umm... I don't like doing bad things! They give me headaches! Uhh... I punched Tori in the face once... But she kissed Danny. I miss Danny. He liked my brownies. Brownies! Once I accidentally dropped part of a toothpick in my brownie! Wait.. It wasn't a brownie.. It was a red velvet cupcake! Yum! They look like my hair!

"I dropped a toothpick in a cupcake," I supply, holding my arms out happily.

"Bye." The producer says, pointing towards the door.

"Ohh! Someones here to see me? YEY!" I jump up, and leave the classroom.

Jade's POV

When Beck and I get to Tori's house, she's in the bathroom, so I quietly sneak up to her room.

"Where are you going?" Beck wonders.

"To Tori's room. She has a lot of things in there," I smirk. Beck stares at me, but he's used to this kind of stuff.

"Should I call the police?" He asks.

"Ummm. Nope?" I say, rushing up the staircase.

I quickly dash upstairs. I look around, and I'm able to guess Tori's room, since one of the rooms has a large poster of Trina smack in the middle of the wall.

I enter Tori's room. Ugh. It's almost as bad as Cat's.

I walk around Tori's room, spotting a ton of small items on her dresser. A snow globe, toy microphone, earrings strewn every where. I grin and take one of each earring, throwing them in my pocket. That'll drive the bitch insane.

I then decide to short sheet her bed for good measure. I smirk wildly as I redo 's bed, so that she can't get in it!

After a half an hour of mischief, I am satisfied with my work on go down to watch my TV debut.. Well actually I was in a my little pony commercial once but.. NEVER SPEAK OF IT!

"Jade's here," Beck says. I march down the stairs.

"I'm here," I proclaim. Tori looks at me with confusion.

"Wait when did you get here?" Tori asks.

"A half an hour ago," I inform her.

"But... Where have you been?" Tori wonders.

"In your room. You have a lot of things in there." I say, making my voice creepy, to scare Tori. I see her confusion and bite the air to scare her.

I smirk, and walk over to sit next to Beck, his arm wrapping around me.

"Wha- wai- you-" Tori stutters.

"So let's see it!" I snap. Tori attempts to sit next to me. God, can't she sit next to Andre? It's obvious he likes her!

I jab my hip to the side, forcing Tori off the couch. I just did her a favor. The more Andre time she gets the faster she'll actually date him and get out an of Beck's gorgeous hair.

I lean sideways into Beck, who stares at me intently, his hand juuussst above my butt. I place one arm on his leg.

I watch Andre give a hopeful look to Tori. Yes Tori, sit with Andre, good girl.

Tori sits down next to Andre and he presses play.

The show begin to blab about how the best drama in Hollywood happens off stage or something. My interest is sparked when my name plays on the screen. I turn my head.

"Beck and Jade have been dating for two years," The announcer says. The camera zooms in on a video of Beck and I, smiling and kissing, my hand running through his hair.

Ugh, did professional TV have to make me look horrible?

"Yeah, shoot me from that angle!" I complain.

"You look great," Beck says.

"I know." I say, crossing my arms. Beck rolls his eyes, sipping his lemonade.

"But is Beck getting tired of the same old thing?" The guy asks. What? The screen shows a picture of me yelling and Beck rolling his eyes.

I look at Beck accusingly, and he gives me a 'I don't know either' look. I stare at the TV suspiciously.

The next scene shows Beck holding a cell phone. I stiffen. Who is he talking to?

"Hey it's Beck," He begins. Beck looks confused. The scene switches to Tori.

"Hi baby," Tori smile into her phone. I sit up. What? If Beck cheating on me with Vega! A wave of worry rushes past me. I glare at the TV.

"My parents aren't home," Tori informs Beck suggestively. Why would she tell him that?

"Ooh, that sounds pretty good," Beck smiles. What! HE wants to come over to Vegas house. A feeling of betrayal oozes into me.

"I know! I feel like I haven't seen you in forever!" What? She sees him every day! What more could she want of him?

The truth slowly begins to dawn on me and I rise out of the traitors arms.

"So, guess what I want?" Beck asks.

"Aww!" Tori coos. "You want me to tickle your tummy!" She replies. WHAT? How could she know that! That's Beck and I's little secret!

"Yeah, sure!" Beck agrees. But, Beck.. That's our thing.. I feel a tear begging to come out my eye. I blink it away.

"You should come over!" Tori suggests. He better say no.

"Yeah, my girlfriend's not gonna like that," Oh so now he remembers me! What the hell!

"I won't tell her," Tori promises. Why the hell-.. I didn't-.. I can't believe my shitty boyfriend cheated on me!

"Alright, love you, miss you," My heart sinks as Beck replies,

"You make me happy."

Tori kisses into the phone and gives a sexy "Later," hanging up, a grin on her face.

Anger pulses through my veins, burning my skin. Tori Vega, Tori Vega. I shall kill you.

Beck was mine! He loved me! He was the first one to say he loved me! And then Tori F-N Vega came along and BOOM he hates me! Sikowitz hates me! Cat becomes Tori's BFF! Andre lets Tori sing all his songs!

Tori came and my life was ruined.

She. Must. Die.

"Man, that show was good." Andre says, sarcastically. Hell yeah Andre.

I give a menacing glare at Tori, wishing looks could kill. My heart hammers in my chest.

Tori gives me a pleading look. No use begging for mercy Vega. You're going down.

I stand up fro the ouch angrily, pushing Beck's filthy cheating hands off of me. I'll deal with him later. Vega first.

I lung at Tori, reaching out and digging my nails into her hair. I yank hard.

"Jade!" Beck and Andre shout defensibly. How dare they defend Vega! Especially Beck.

"Jade! AHHH!" Tor screams. I smile. Each punch on Tori relieves my pain more.

Tori stands, trying to run away. I stand with her and tackle her to the floor, punching and kicking and screaming. I feel Beck's arms wrap around me trying to separate us, but I don't give a damn. He's a cheater.

I grab Tori's shoulders and swing her fastly around in circles. Die Tori Die! I chant in my head. Tori shrieks a terrified scream.

Tori wiggles around, and Andre throws me of of her. I am flung across the room into Beck's protective arms. His hand is on my waist, and my hands on his shoulder. He rubs my back protectively.

For a second, while in his arms, I feel okay. Like he loves me, but her doesn't. Like he'll protect me, but he won't. Like he didn't cheat, but he did.

After two seconds, Beck releases me from his tight grasp.

"That phone conversation never happened!" Beck explains. What is he talking about? I just witnessed it!

"I saw it!" I exclaim. I feel tears knocking at my eyes, but I refuse to let them out.

"I need some more pink lemonade!" Andre cries. He hates being in the middle of fights.

"That phone conversation between Beck and me wasn't real!" Tori defends.

"You offered to tickle his tummy!" I can't believe she even knew about that! That was a secret!

"I was talking to a puppy!" Tori exclaims. What? A puppy? What does that have to do with anything?

"I was ordering a pizza!" Beck says. Oh, this is their "Explanation".

I stare at Beck's eyes with a look of hurt and anger. "How does she know you like having your tummy tickled!" I shout in Beck's face. He looks a little anger I just told everyone in the room he does indeed like having his tummy tickled... And his tummy is a six-pack, so I don't mind...

"Everyone likes having their tummy tickled!" Tori exclaims. Well, she just admitted the phone call was real!

"It's true," Andre supplies. "Sometimes I do it to myself," Andre tickles his own tummy slowly.

Beck looks at me with his big brown eyes. "The producers took two separate phone conversations and cut them together," he explains. I turn away from his eyes. They are too hard to be mad at.

"I want to hear that from them," I decide.

"Okay," Beck agrees.

Things are quiet for a moment when Beck says, "Lets.. Go." He motions to the door. I follow.

I sit in the front seat of Beck's car and Beck begins to drive home.

I Stare at Beck's big olive hands placed firmly on the steering wheel. A single tear runs down my eye. Why did he have to cheat on me... And why with Vega?

Soon real tears come out and I can't stop them. They flow down my face in bucket fulls.

"Jade," Beck soothes. "Jade. I am going to kill those producers," He sighs. "I really didn't cheat on you with Tori, I swear. I was ordering a pizza at lunch." Beck explains. He puts one arm around my shoulder. I shake it off.

"You could be lying." I say, my voice weak.

"Have I ever lied to you?" Beck asks. I think for a second.

"No," I say.

"See. I didn't cheat Jade. I never will. Nobody in the world is half as important to me as you are," Beck promises. I scowl. I'll believe it when I hear it. "So, are you staying at my place tonight, or should I drop you off at yours?" Beck wonders. I think for a moment.

I was pretty pissed right now, so going to Beck's might make me feel better but, Beck was the reason I was pissed... In Truth both seemed like suckish options.

"Yours," I mumble, shrugging. Beck rolls his eyes, smiling smugly to himself.

"But if I hear tomorrow that you and Vega actually did hook up, or anything of the sort, your a dead man." I warn, thinking of all the creative ways I could destroy Tori, ah the possibilities...

"Yes ma'am,"

"Don't call me ma'am," I contradict.

"Yes m'lady,"

"Worse,"

"You're too picky!" Beck growls.

Beck pulls up at his RV and we get out. I enter and sit on the couch, leaning back to stare at the ceiling of the vehicle..

"You look depressed," Beck realizes.

"Thank you, Catherine obvious," I reply. I mean, duh I'm depressed, I have every reason to believe that my boyfriend of two years cheated on me!

"Ya know what!" Beck proclaims, his tone playful. I groan..

"What?" I say, my tone sour.

"I'm going to cheer you up." He declares. He smirks and walks towards me.

Then, before I know what's happening, an uncontrollable laugh rings out of me as Beck lifts my shirt up only slightly, to tickle my tummy.

I believe that was a topic of conversation today.

And Beck knows that I am extremely ticklish.

"Beck! Stop it I-" Another wave of laughter sweeps through me, cutting me off. Soon I'm at Beck's mercy, one arm restraining my protests, and one arm mercilessly tickling my stomach.

"Stop Beck! I'll call the cops I-"

"You'll call Tori's dad?" Beck asks incredulously. I frown. What an awkward conversation that would be. 'Hello my boyfriend tried to tickle me to death,'.

Yeah, that's not happening.

The tickling continues, followed by kissing, and maybe, throughout the kiss, my shirt was raised higher, to reveal more than just my stomach...

But that's really none of your business.

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