Disclaimer: Wasn't mine yesterday, Isn't mine today, and I might hope and beg but House and the characters of the show will not be mine tomorrow or any other day (unfortunately).

Chapter 21

House's New Vocabulary

Foreman was beyond embarrassed. He couldn't believe that he had actaully drooled on the girl and worse Chase, House, Cameron, Wilson and Cuddy had all witnessed it and were all mercilessly laughing at him, and to top it off Sanya was looking at him in disgust. He wanted to flee from the scene but was too much of a man to do so.

Sanya was still staring Foreman and his co-workers were still laughing at him when Sid returned pulling a beach lounger and carring her napsack. She was amused to see grown people laughing like crazy with no concern.

"What's up?" Sid asked, placing her lounger nearby them and sitting down with a huge grin.

"Nothing!" Sanya quickly tried to deny anything had happened.

House would have none of that, "What!" he said in disbelief addressing Sanya, "Foreman drooled on you."

Sanya visibly cringed as her supposingly close friend gave out a roar of laughter.

"Seriously?" Sid inquired.

Sanya nodded giving Sid more reason to laugh. Her laughter was contagious and the others (except Foreman and Sanya of course) joined in.

"Just look at it this way," Sid said after calming down, "he was showering you with his love."

That comment caused another round of laughter.

"Like bloodclaat he did," Sanya said her tone startling everyone out of their laughter.

"Hey," Sid said after a few seconds of silence, "don't take that tone with me and how many times have I told you not to call my son's name in vain."

Chase's eyes widened at the mention of a son.

"Right, cause everyone knows what great names profanities make." Sanya said sarcastically.

"I enjoy shocking the living daylights out of people," Sid said smirking proudly.

Both girls giggled at their shared joke and Chase sighed with relief.

Everyone was so busy watching the two girls that noone noticed the glee that passed across House's face upon hearing a Jamaican swear word.

'Now all I have to do is get them to teach me other curse words or provoke them into using them,' House thought. He want badly to shock everyone when he started using them.

"Hey is your face alright?" Chase asked Sid after everyone had calmed down.

"Yep," she said grinning.

"What did you put on your sunburn?" Wilson asked. He was secretly nursing a sunburn himself.

"Moisterizer with Aloe vera oil," Sid said moving over on the lounger so that Sanya could share it with her, "Want some?"

Wilson turned a little red as he nodded in acceptance.

Sid dugged through her napsack and pulled out the container of moisterizer to give to Wilson who made a job of rubbing it on to his shoulders.

House decided that he would go for provoking them, it would be more fun anyway.

"Hey midget," House said addressing Sid, "did you pack your whole house in that bag?"

Sid childishly stuck her tongue out at him, "You know, I'm actually over five feet," she said pouting.

"Yeah, yeah what ever," House said and was rewarded with a jab in the side from Cameron, "Ouch...I just wanted to know what else she has in there."

"Well not like it's any of your business but, I not only had the balloons and water gun but I also bought a towel, sunblock, that moisterizer, some hard candy, gummy worms and gummy bears, my cel phone, a slinky, a yoyo, a bottle of water, pocket money, PSP with two choice games, this stone I found at the river, my ID and some bits and pieces of paper which are more than likely garbage," Sid said proudly.

"See she did pack her whole house," House said pulling his best pouting face on Cameron.

Cameron laughted and gave him a quick peck on his cheek.

"What possessed you to bring all that stuff?" Cuddy asked.

Sid shrugged, "I don't know," she said, "I have the attention span of a three year old, I get bored easily and need something to occupy my time."

"Sounds like someone else I know," Wilson said looking over at House.

House decided it was time to use his new word instead of waiting to learn more, "No bloodclaat way am I like that," House said with a pleased smirk.

Everyone focused their eyes on him causing him to break into a full blown grin.

Sid and Sanya laughted uncontrollable. House had pronounced it rather oddly but he had used it very correctly.

"House," Cuddy said shaking her head at the man, "I'm going to head up to the bar before you declare your love for this place and your intension to stay."

House grinned and made a show of watching her ass as she got up to leave. Wilson glared at him and also got up to leave. Cameron had noticed the movement of House's eyes but thought nothing of it, she knew he was all hers.

Foreman who had been extremely quiet got up, "Hey Chase how about we go get everyone some drinks," he said.

"Yes sure," Chase said also getting up.

The two men took the others other and set of towards the beach bar.

As they watched Chase and Foreman walk away House gave out, "Teach me more,"

"More what?" Sanya asked.

"Dirty words," House said giving her his best 'duh' look.

"Please don't?" Cameron begged. She knew he wouldn't stop using them as soon as he learnt them.

"Why bloodclaat not?" House asked proving her assumption right.

Cameron shook her head, it was already too late, he knew one already.

"Don't worry Cameron I won't," Sanya assured her.

"That's 'cause you are a goody two shoes," Sid said almost shoving her friend off the lounger, "I'll teach you House."

House rubbed his hands together in excitement and to Cameron's great horror Sid started her lesson with almost as much excitement as House had.

Author's Note: I know it's a pretty short chapter compared to some of the others, but don't worry I plan to update very soon. Please Review and know that whatever suggestions you leave I consider them and try to work them into the story if it can help with where I'm heading with the plot or if it doesn't stray too far from my plot. Thankz to all who reviewed so far and I love that you guys like my fanfic. Please, Please, Please keep reading and I promise I'll keep writing (untill I exhaust the plot anyhow).