Okay time for another Smashing Every Day chapter. Once again I don't own anything invovling Smash Brothers. Once again enjoy it. Once again please review whether or not you enjoyed it. And that's it. Here's the Chapter.
"Smashing Something New Every Day: Chapter Twenty One: Classic, The Summit, Meta-Knight Final Smash, On Screen Appearences"
By DianaGohan.
As per usual at Smash Mansion it was time for daily updates supplied by Master Hand. Instead of focusing on the smashers though, the camera started out panning over to Master Hand's master bedroom as the hand was looking over one of his notebooks.
"Let's see" he said flipping through the pages. "Made sure Zelda's memory of those demands were erased, re-finalized the offical roster and made sure no one found out about it. Got that Master manicure planned for later today and of course made sure Crazy Hand got all of his medications."
Crazy Hand then entered the room. "Hey bro, how come everything looks like purpley death?"
"That's just the side affect of the blue pill Crazy" Master Hand said as he threw away his list. "Now if you'll excuse me I've got to tell the Smashers all about they're daily updates."
"Okay" Crazy said while looking around. "Uh, aren't you going to tell me something first?"
"No" Master said somewhat confused. "What would I have to tell you?"
"Ya know, something involving having a happy day."
"Uh, happy day then I guess" Master Hand said as he telported into the main room. "Geez maybe I should up Crazy's dosage on those pills. They don't seem to be working right." He then looked around "Hey every..." Master Hand started to say as his eyes (if he had any) started to widen. Instead of the usual barrage of Super Smash brothers, Master Hand saw a couple of pirates, a ghost, Dracula and other assortments of strange creatures. "Ah, the undead have rampaged the mansion!" Master Hand poofed up a blue canister and started spraying around. "Stay back foul demons. I got evil destruction juice and I know how to use it."
"You said that was a canister of sacred water juice" one of the pirates stated.
"Hey I haven't spoken to no pirate, unless you happen to be the ghost of peg leg Pete, and he was a foot not a gaggle of monsters!" The group rolled they're eyes as they removed they're face, revealing to be the smashers all wearing some sort of maks. "Oh, it's just you guys" Master Hand said wiping some sweat away. "Thought you were an evil group of maruders or something."
"No, we're just getting into the Halloween spirit" Falco (wearing one of the pirate costumes) pointed out.
"It's Halloween?" Master Hand asked scratching his head. "Man my interior clock must be off. It feels like it's early Febuary, not late Halloween." He rubbed his chin. "Which would explain why no one knew where I would be able to vote for the primaries, or why those kids threw a bunch of eggs at me."
"Maybe they knew you were-a just a big dumb jerk" Dr. Mario said, laying in the corner wearing a thick beard and holding a whiskey bottle. "A big not letting in the game-a jerk."
"Oh, should of put "hid all the alcholol in the house" on that list" Master Hand thought to himself looking over at the doctor. "Look I told you it was a fair decision. Besides I don't think I'd want to let someone who turned so quickly to alcholism into the brawl."
Dr. Mario got up and pointed at him. "Yeah-a? Well why don't you get my father-a down here, and if he's a drunker then me you don't have to let me back in" Dr. Mario then slipped down as everyone saw him mumble to himself on the floor continuing taking shots out of his bottle.
"Hmm, must be some kind of future Jack costume" Master Hand said as he picked up Dr. Mario.
"We need to go back-a" The doctor muttered as Master Hand moved him a few rooms away. "Go back to Melee where I a mattered."
"Yeah we'll do that" Master Hand said non-assuredley as he laid Dr. Mario down on a couch and then started floating back to the main hall.
"Hmmm, that gives me and idea" Roy (wearing a long black robe and a pair of sandals wielding a bigger then regular sword) thought to himself looking over at Marth (who wore the same black robe attire). "Hey Marth tell me I'm not in the tournament."
"Huh?" Marth said confused.
"You know, say I'm not in the tournament."
"Uh, you're not in the tournament." Master Hand then floated back in.
"Hey Master Hand" Roy said pointing over at Marth. "This guy says I'm not in the tournament but I know I am. So should I just take out this fool for you or would you be kind enough to straighten him out?"
Master hand thought for a second and waved his finger at Roy. "Ha! Nice try Roy, but you're not tricking me that easily. It's going to take more then that for me to reveal you're not in the Brawl Tournament." Master Hand paused for a second. "Oh wait, I just did. Need to be more careful with what I say."
Roy gasped. "Wait a minute, I'm not in the next tournament?!" He pointed his sword at Master Hand. "What the hell man?"
"Hey I thought you didn't care whether you were or not and were just desperate for clousre" Master Hand said confused.
"Uh no, that was me actually" Marth said waving his hand.
"Well if I'm out, then you're probably cut out too!" Roy said angrily looking over at Ike. "All because they had to let in the nancy-boy."
"I'm not gay!" Ike yelled. "Would a gay guy wear this?" Ike pointed down to his black leather biker costume as everyone nodded, some holding in giggles. "Hey, there's nothing gay about bikers."
"Bikers like a me maybe" Wario (who was just wearing a bunch of gold jewerly and chains around his normal Warioware attire) pointed out. "Not like a you."
"Oh I don't want to hear it from Mr. Jewerly man" Ike said crossing his arms. "I mean what guy wears that much jewerly besides a homo?"
"Pimps and rappers-a" Wario pointed out. "Also people who stole all the gold from Captain Syrup's castle". He looks around. "Oh and if anyone sees her, I'm not here-a. I stepped out for a... more lootering. In Spain-a". Everyone rolled they're eyes.
"Hey, this is suppose to be about me!" Roy pointed out pointing at Master Hand again. "And my unfair booting from the tournament."
"Look this isn't Soul Calibur or Soul Reaper 101" Master Hand said poking at his robe. "I can't have too many of the same swordsman type in the tournament. Besides I only let you in last time to promote the latest Fire Emblem game, which isn't the latest anymore so uh you kind of got cut."
"So all you're saying is to get back in I'd need to be a different type of swordsman and be in the latest adventure?" Roy asked.
"Well I didn't say-" Master Hand stated as Roy then ran off. "Well at least I got there's one less person to whine about the updates" The hand thought to himself before looking at the other Smashers. "So does anyone else want to try finding if they're in or not or do I have to start making cuts because of you complainers?"
"SolongasIcaptainfalconstillgettosmashinthistournamentthenitisfinewithmeifyoucuteveryoneelseoutoohahh!" Captain Falcon said, wearing a Speed Racer type outfit as everyone stared at him. "What? You have a problem with supporting classic racing franchises that went on to get racing franchises like yours truley will get one day?"
"Hey, isn't that the-a movie Dr. Mario's costume will a star in?" Luigi (wearing a Ghostbuster's outfit) asked.
"Hey, don't a tell me what I can or can't-a star in!" Dr. Mario said from a few rooms down.
"Well onto the updates then" Master Hand said smiling at the Smashers. "Got some good classic ones for you today. And by Classic, I mean classic."
"You mean something classically way past awesome?" Sonic (wearing a Phantasy Star Online hunter's costume) asked.
"Uh actually I meant Classic as in Classic mode" Master Hand pointed out. "You know, the original single player adventure mode which was the only single player mode back from the original tournament."
"Oh that a classic" Mario (wearing his bee costume) said. "I thought we had that Subspace thing for a one player thing."
"Well you had that, adventure mode, and all star mode last time so why should you expect there'd be less modes in this one?" Master Hand asked.
Mario shrugged. "Probably because the Subspace thing actually seems well thought out instead of that a tacked on Adventure mode from the Melee Tournament."
"Well I didn't really have time to work on a story or construct too many actual stages" Master Hand admitted. "So yeah I short changd that one, but this time we have enough for a full on story mode and the regular classic mode." He looked at the others. "For those of you new to the Brawl, this is just the mode where you clear a set amount of stages as quickly as possible, mostly involving one on one matches, in various set levels of difficulty."
"I reckon that ain't too much different sounding then those other modes" King Dedede (wearing a largen golden crown and yellow flowing robe over his normal attire) pointed out.
"Well that's only because you weren't around for the other tournaments". Master Hand then took out some pictures which showed some of the scenes from Melee's classic mode. "Instead of a story it's just the character progressing against a random said of opponents and a couple of other objectives, which is a lot different then the story one."
"It wasn't nine years ago" Pikachu (wearing a red trainer's cap) pointed out.
"Well this isn't the tournament from nine years ago" Master Hand stated. "Though expect some stuff from there that I forgot to, I mean didn't have time to put in Melee to appear in here". He then took out another set of pictures of some various stages. "This time around though the characters are still random I'm making the stage strucutre more sturdy though since each of your series will represent an number. For example all round threes will take place in a Pokemon stage and all round ones will take place in a Zelda stage."
"That's because I'm number one" Ganondorf yelled out.
Zelda (wearing Link's normal attire) shook her head. "No, it's because I am you sexist pig."
Ganondorf looked at her wearing his pig costume. "Hey this is my back to basics bad look you know. It's better then crossdressing as a man for the millionth time."
"I'm only wearing this to show I am so free of the shackles of the opposite sex that I can wear whatever I want without question." Zelda stated.
Link (wearing Zelda's normal attire) looked over at her confused. "I thought you said it was to show that there was no definite line between gender and that if we switched attire we'd be making a point to the "confused ignorant masses" or something."
"Well... I like what I said now better" Zelda said looking over at him. "I mean I only said that other thing so you would do it."
Young Link (wearing an older orange shirt, blue torn jacket, purple shorts and blue and green shoes) pointed and laughed at his older self. "Ha ha, you got tricked into crossdressing."
Link smirked at him. "So will you in seven years."
"... stupid time differenation" Young Link mumbeled to himself.
"Hey, would everyone quit laughing and gloating about everyone else's costumes?" Master Hand said. "You're maknig me feel bad I didn't get one."
Lucas (wearing fake pointy ears with green skin and a brown coat) looked over at him. "If want to change costume, power to do so you have" he said chuckling a bit.
"Oh yeah, I can just do that. Thanks Yodas" Master Hand said quickly snapping his fingers as a cape appeared on his left index finger. "Okay as Super Hand, I should also tell you that the rules and enemies status in the match varies to include things like Giant matches, team battles and metal melees."
"All will fear the power of the metal overlord" Yoshi (using the metal Mushroom to appear as Metal Yoshi) said in a robotic voice before laughing a bit.
"Wait, you're the Metal Overlord?" Sonic asked. "I've got to way past stop you, heroes style."
"That would mean sucking three times worse then before" Yoshi stated as Sonic charged at him. Yoshi simply extended his tounge and ate Sonic, spitting him out as an egg. "You're inferior obvious methods have no chance against robo Yoshi."
Sonic broke out of the egg. "I knew I should of hit him with my way past cool slicer" he said to himself.
"Hey, you can't attack your teammates like that" Master hand warned as little red markers appeared on Sonic and Yoshi. "See those heart icons indicate your allies."
"In most places it would indicate I'm way too much like Ike" Sonic said trying to rub the mark out of his fur.
"Stop saying that!" Ike said as he walked off. "I'll prove I'm straight once and for all!"
Master Hand watched him leave the room. "I loose more Fire Emblem characters that way" he says and then looked over at Sonic and Yoshi. "And the only way to get those marks off is to win a team battle against... the soul reaper and the pirate". Master Hand pointed over at Marth and Fox.
"So all we have to do is defeat some shonen jump icons?" Yoshi asked. "That shouldn't be to tough."
"Hey don't underestimate my Zanpaktou... I mean Falchion" Marth said taking out his sword.
Fox smirked and pointed over at Sonic. "I've been looking for a chance to get back at you."
"For what, proving you were way past lame?" Sonic asked as Fox charged at him. Sonic ran past him though as the two soon began running all over the room. Meanwhile Marth ran at Yoshi with his sword. Yoshi just stood there as Marth hit him hard. Unfouratnely for Marth the attack just bounced off Yoshi's metal body as the Swordsman was shaken back a bit.
"Do not underestimate Metal Yoshi" Yoshi stated as he threw a metal egg at Yoshi which knocked Marth hard to the floor.
"Ow!" Marth said as he got up. "If my sword attacks won't work now, I guess I better power up to Bankai... uh I mean final smash" He looked over at Master Hand. "Hey what is my Final Smash anyway?"
Master Hand pointed at him. "Oh no, you're not tricking me into revealing you're in the tournament... I have to stop doing that!" Master Hand said realizing he blabbed again.
Marth cheered. "Alright! I'm in Brawl. In anyone's face who said I wasn't-" Marth was then quickly run over by Yoshi's Egg roll move as he fell to the ground. "Uh, I'm going to quit while I'm mainly ahead here."
"Well that's one down then" Yoshi said as he looked to see Sonic and Fox still running around.
"And way past one to go!" Sonic said as he then ran at Fox. The pirate costumed pilot smirked as he activated his deflector, making Sonic bounce off and fall to the floor.
"You're not fooling me like last time" Fox said pointing at him. "You're fast but if all you can do is roll up in a ball then this fight is already over."
"I can do way past more then that" Sonic said getting up.
"Like what-" Fox said as he was soon shruken down into a little ball that Sonic kicked away.
"Like Magic Hands" Sonic said looking at Master Hand. "Seriously you gotta let me do that in the tournament. It's way past awesome."
"I would but it's kind of too cheap" Master Hand pointed out. "Still that means Yoshi and Sonic are the winners and they cleared the stage/battle". Yoshi and Sonic cheered a bit. "Now in addition to playing until you clear the end of all your matches, you get something at the end of each stage."
"What? Some kind of "you beat up these guys" set of stickers?" Yoshi asked.
"Ah, something even better" Master Hand said holding a picture of the stage clear screen. "You think that the coins pictured here are they're to make things look more livley?"
"I hope they're there so you can put them into a pool and dive into them" Pichu (wearing a red hat and red shirt) said as everyone turned to him. "You know... like from Ducktales... Scooge Mc Duck had a swimming pool full of coins he'd swim in... kind of goes with like my costume?" Pichu sighed. "Maybe I should stop trying to explain these things".
"Maybe you will when you find out you're not in either" Master Hand thought to himself as he pointed at Yoshi and Sonic. "The correct answer is that you earn coins and save them up little by little as you play through the mode. Supposedley you are able to use them somewhere, and not for shopping either."
"Oh, there goes like a fun day at the mall" Peach (wearing a giant hand made peach) said, sighing a bit.
"Hey you can buy better stuff then clothing with this" Master Hand said making coins fall down around Sonic and Yoshi. "Though you'll have to find out later."
"Well I know what I'm buying" Sonic said grabbing the coins. "One mondo chillidog with a side of fries."
"I'm going to buy some crazy backpack contrapation" Yoshi said grabbing some coins. "Maybe then Nintendo will consider making another non-hand held adventure about me."
"Hey, I didn't ask for the stupid-a waterpack" Mario said as his F.L.U.D.D suddenly popped up on his back. "Oh what do you a want F.L.U.D.D?"
"Just wanted you to bee-ware" F.L.U.D.D said, snickering a bit. "Get it? Cause you're a bee."
"Like I didn't hear a that one hundred times making Galaxy-a" Mario stated rolling his eyes.
"Bah, you just don't have a sense of humor" F.L.U.D.D sated as he looked over at Luigi. "Hey Luigi, bet you ain't afraid of no ghosts."
"Well I sort a was but now I'm a over that" Luigi said as he then looked down at his costume. "Oh you said that because I'm dressed up like a Ghostbuster-a."
"See, he gets it!" F.L.U.D.D said as Mario quickly turned off his backback.
"Hey hold on a second-a" Wario said walking over to Master Hand. "So you're saying is that by playing a this classic-a mode a lot we get a lot of gold coins right?"
"Well yeah" Master Hand said.
"How about you hook me up with some a classic mode right now then?"
"If you want" Master Hand said snapping his hand as Wario was teleported away. He looked at everyone else. "Well before anyone else starts wandering off, let's focus on the next update shall we?" He then snapped his hands again as everyone was transported to in front of an icy glacier standing on top of some snow as they looked around at the platforms around them. "Welcome to the Summit, The brand new Ice Climbers stage."
"Alright!" Said Popo (who like Nana was dressed in an even bigger and furrier blue and pink coat set) as he leaped around.
"Yeah, and this is just how it looks back home" Nana said surverying the stage. "Though I don't see any Topis or Nitpickers around."
"Hey, don't Nitpick on the details" Master Hand said chuckling a bit. "Heh, nitpick on nitpick. I swear I don't know where I come up with this stuff" He then saw everyone roll they're eyes as he continued. "Yes well... anyway this is the Summit of Icicle mountain, which turns out to house vegetables afterall."
"Oh, explain the pumpkin that does" Lucas said pointing to the Pumpkin in the middle of the field.
"No, I just threw that in for a little taste of Halloween spirit" Master Hand remarked as held out his hand. "I was talking about the vegetables Nana and Popo have here"
"Well we did until some jerky condor stole them from us" Popo stated. "That's why we have to go and find them around the mountains."
"Wait, you're adventure is just trying to find lost vegetables?" Sonic said laughing some. "That's so way past stupid."
"Yeah, well how many times did you have to go and look for Chaos Emeralds in your stories?" Nana asked him.
"Uh... I way past lost count after 12."
"Yeah, so don't knock vegetable finding" Popo said. "Or else we'll knock you into the water and believe us you don't want to fall down there without a jacket."
"Or the ability to swim" Nana added as Sonic looked a bit freaked.
"Hey enough ice teasing okay?" Master Hand said as he looked around. "Now while this starts out as a normal glacier peak, it starts to change awhile after you start to fight."
"Change how?" Link asked as he looked down to see the ice start to crack around him. "Note to self: File "how does a stage change" in the "how can I help you picking out a costume princess" in the catergory of questions never to ask" he thought to himself as the stage started sloping.
"Yeah that's right. One pop and crack and them bam it start's breaking down!" Master Hand said as everyone started tilting to the left. "So much so you're all going to be sliding downhill."
"Not me" Ness (wearing a black cape, green tights, and a red jump suit with an "R" printed on it) as he took out a grappling hook and stuck himself to the Ice. "No block of Ice can stop Ness, Boy Wonder!"
"Better check again kid" Mewtwo (wearing a black cape and cowl) stated as the grappling hook started slipping off the ice.
"Holy untrusty frozen water Batman" Ness stated as the Iceberg they were on started falling down the summit and then landed in the ocean water. "Holy hopefully more trusty water-"
"I only said I'd put on the cowl if you WOULDN'T do that" Mewtwo remarked.
"Oh... sorry" Ness said embarassed as he looked around. "So what we fall down to the sea then?"
"Yup, with one big splash!" Master Hand said as a giant wave was shown coming up as the smashers jumped up to avoid getting hit by it. "Yeah, this is one hectic stage".
"Not as hectic as this one time me and Nana were iceberg surfing" Popo said as he then flashbacked to a time he and Nana were snowboarding on a giant Iceberg.
"Shouldn't we be looking for our lost vegetables?" Nana said as they surfed along the mountain.
"Hey, we're looking and having fun at the same time. So don't be such a Naysayer." Popo said.
"Well I'm more of a Nanasayer anyway" she said as the two laughed and then reached the bottom of the hill and fell off the iceberg. As they climbed out of the Ice Nana looked over and took something out of a patch of ice. "Look, it's an eggplant" she said picking it up. "The rest of our stuff can't be too far behind."
"Yeah, and once we get that bird who stole it we're gonig to have roast condor for Dinner" Popo said holding out his hammer.
"Uh, aren't condors endangered aniamls you aren't allowed to hunt?" Nana asked.
"Well technically that only applies to the condors who don't go around stealing people's vegetables" Popo pointed out as he looked around and gasped. "Oh my god Nana, get over here!"
She walked over to Popo. "What is it Popo?" She asked.
He pointed over at a glowing Iceberg. "Do you know what that is Nana?"
"Uh, some sort of magical glowing iceberg?"
He nodded. "Yeah, but it's no ordinary glowing Iceberg. It's an Iceberg Pinata". He smiled at it. "Legend goes that once upon a time cannibals dipped other cannibals in chocolate and froze them in ice to have choclate frozen people for desert. However some of the frozen choclate people floated away and were never seen again. Until now."
"So wait there's a choclate frozen person in there?" she asked as he nodded again. Nana lept along the ice and started banging her hammer against the iceberg. "Come to Nana, Frozen treat!" She then pounded it some more until something came out. She then gasped and looked down at it. "Hey Popo look" she said as the other ice climber hoped over to the iceberg. "There's not a frozen person in here, it's a frozen giant vegetable."
"Man, and I was hoping for chocolate" he said as he looked down at the frozen vegetable. "Hmm, never saw an eggplant grow like that before" he said poking the eggplant with his hammer a few times. The eggplant then woke up and looked around, confusing the two. "Holy Ice, he's alive!"
"I thought we agreed never to refer to Ice as holy" Nana stated still looking over at the Eggplant.
"And I thought I'd never see my vegetables get up like they were real, so we're even."
"Hey, I am real!" The eggplant stated. "I've just been frozen in Ice for eons, ever since some stupid archer thought it was a crime to take over some goddesses kingdom." He dusted himself off. "Luckily I was smart enough to jump in the water before being sckewered and ended up..." he looked around. "Where is here anyway?" He then looked to see Nana and Popo licking they're lips. "And what's with you two anyway?" He said as the two advanced closer on him as the flashback ended.
"And that's how we enjoyed one of the best talking eggplants ever" Popo said as the Smashers looked at them confused.
"I must thank you for getting rid of one of the evil forces who tried to take over my goddesses rightful Kingdom" Pit (Dressed up like the Greek God hermes, so really looks pretty much the same) said to the Ice Climbers. "Though I do wonder how that was a hectic adventure."
"Hey, it was hectic finding a way to cook him without screaming so much" Nana pointed out.
"So wait, are there any more big juicy talking eggplants to eat around here?" Kirby (wearing a bib holding a knife and fork) asked looking around.
"No Eggplants" Master Hand informed him. "But there's still plenty of danger. Afterall, rumor has it you can't get too careless once you've reached the sea."
"Yarr, that be correct matie" Falco said in a bad pirate accent. "Tharr needs to watch out for dreaded sea snakes and being plundred and... yeah this is why I should of been something different then a pirate" he said to himself.
"Well you do need to watch out, though not for sea snakes. More for stuff like him" Master Hand said pointing to a Polar bear walking along the Iceberg.
"Hey guys" He said waving at the Ice Climbers as he started jumping up and down on the Ice as it started sinking more into the ground.
"Hey, stop that polar bear!" Nana said as they started sinking.
"Sorry but that's his job" Master Hand pointed out. "To push that Iceberg in deeper and deeper, and there's not much you can do about it..." He started to say as the polar bear was then shot several times as it flew back into the air and landed in the sea. "... Or not."
Falco then twirled around his gun as he blew on it. "Maybe I should of traded my pirate garb for a troubled, sarcastic southern twang" he said as he put his gun away.
"Well you can't do that in a normal match-"
"Or ever!" Nana yelled at Falco. "That was our friend... well it was actually our enemy but it was still someone we knew you just shot down!"
"Well sorry that I hurt the guy who was trying to sink all us, double coat" Falco said. "Eh, I'd need to work more on my insults to pull off a Sawyer" he thought to himself.
"Eh relax he'll be fine" Master Hand said as the ground started to rumble. "However can't say the same for you guys, espically when dealing with that." He pointed to a large fish jumping out of the water as it looked over at the Ice Climbers.
"Hmmm, I feel like we've seen that fish somewhere before" Nana said rubbing her chin. "Where could it have been?"
"Hey, that's what I wanted to say but in a hintingly smug way!" Master Hand pointed out.
"Well it's nothing from our game" Popo said rubbing his chin. "It does seem familar though."
"Yeah, it's the ballong fight fish" Master Hand stated. "I thought he'd be nice to have pop up as well since I'm not putting Balloon Fighter In The Tournament."
"You suck!" Balloon Fighter Was seen flying above the smashers as Master Hand then took out a pea shooter and shot down his balloons as he fell to the ground. "You really suck!" He said as he got swallowed by the Giant Fish.
"That's what you get for saying you're music was better then ours" Popo said.
Nana tapped him. "Wasn't his series music better then ours?"
"Yeah well, it's still not a nice thing to say" Popo pointed out.
"Well either way let's get out of here before someone important becomes Fish Food" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as the Smashers were transported back. "So what'd you all think of the new stage?"
Mr. Game and Watch walked up to him. "Back in my day all fish were that big, and dinosaurs would eat them cause there wasn't any global warming or politcial scandals to worry about. But back in my day Ice knew how to stand still so I have to say that stage is a lousy new whippersnapper like the rest of you."
"Uh, I'm not going to take the opinion of someone who didn't even bother dressing up in a costume" Master hand noted.
"Back in my day we didn't have costumes. Candy was only given out two days a year, and it was usually by the dinosaurs cause they knew how to do it-"
"Oh shut the (beep) up" Said Snake (dressed up as the older version of himself from Metal Gear Solid 4) as he pointed at him. "The only reason I dressed as my (swear) in older future form was to (beep)in see if there was anything good about being (curse)in older and blathering on and you know (beep)in what, there's nothing (swear)in good about that!"
"Bah you just dont' know how to do it right young habbledo" Mr. Game And Watch said.
"Oh (beep)in please. I've been around you long enough to do it." He then imitated Game And Watch. "Back in my day beep beep beep (curse) stuff no one cares about dinosaurs (beep)in whippersnapper young caloon bip and bop only ten words (swear) I don't listen to anyone but myself". Everyone laughed at this some.
"Well at least you mentioned the part where you're all caloons" Mr. Game and Watch said as everyone looked at him confused.
Master Hand looked at everyone. "Now that we're back it's time to for the next update: Revealing a New Final smash-"
"Please let it be mine so I can beat the (swear)in hell out of him in some new form" Snake asked.
"No, it's not yours."
Zero Suit Samus (wearing her hair down and a dark blue uniform with an 4 on it) looked at Master Hand. "How about you announce mine?" She crossed her arms. "Which I hope is something better then just getting back the armor lost.
"You're hope is incorrect then" The Hand stated.
She narrowed her eyes. "Well since I can't make an invisble forcefield and suffiocate you're air out" she took out her whip as Master Hand knocked it away.
"Yeah nice true Susan-amus" he said and then looked over at Meta Knight (who was wearing a darker set of armor with a big lance instead of his usual sword). "But it's Meta Knight's turn to shine."
"That's good to hear" Meta Knight said, brandishing his lance around. "I assume this will have to do with my Heavy Lobster."
"Uh, what?" Master Hand said confused.
"You know, my personal battle ship" Meta Knight pointed out. "I think it would be an obvious choice to call it to use for a Final Smash."
"Yeah but... that's a bit too obvious" Master Hand looked around. "I thought of something even cooler for you."
"Now old on a dern minute" King Dedede said coming between the Hand and Meta-Knight. "Why ain't y'all giving that Final Smash to me now? Why give one to the knight when you can instead give it to the king?"
"You'll have to wait your turn for that Dedede" Master Hand stated pushing him away. "Afterall you just got here and it would be sort of unfair to give you a final smash after you were just announced."
"Well of course it's unfair" Dedede pointed out. "But everyone will just have to make due considering I'm king and all."
"Only kings of my calibur get that kind of treatment Penguin" Bowser (wearing a red headband mask with a red belt which held two sai knives in them) said smirking. "You should be lucky you aren't flame boiled and toasted for my mid night snack."
Dedede turned to him. "And I reckon you ain't lucky I turn your little pizza party into a party for one in the emergencey ward".
Bowser held out his sai. "Don't make me beat the shell out of you" he said as the two kings glanced at each other.
"Hey, no need for anyone to lay down a royal beating" Master Hand said and chuckled a bit. "Royal beating? Man maybe I'm a king, though one of comedy."
"Well you are at least-a funnier then Steve Harevey" Mario pointed out.
"Oh yeah like that's a challenge" Master Hand said as everyone laughed. "Ha ha, I still got it. And you've got this" He then threw the Smash Ball to Meta-Knight. "Now behold what happens when Meta Knight gets the Smash Ball". Meta Knight took the smash ball and started glowing. "Behold the power of Galaxia Darkness."
"Sounds like something from a my latest adventure" Mario said as everyone waited around for a few seconds. "No a wait, something actually happened in a that."
"Hmm, does this one require some sort of charging period?" Meta Knight asked looking around.
"No, but to do it you need to twirl your cape around. If it hits nothing, then it's a waste of a Smash Ball. If it hits though, well... let's just say you don't want to be hit by it." He then looks around. "For the sake of a demonstration though let's say you do want to be hit by it. Anyone want to volunteer and get hit?" Everyone backed off a bit. "Oh come on, don't be a bunch of pansies."
"I don't think there's anything wrong with being weary of a final smash" said Diddy Kong (wearing yellow shorts with a belt, a shark tooth necklace and a bright blue backpack). "Afterall they're pretty dangerous, espically when they're the only ones that happen to malfunction" Diddy added annoyed.
"Well you could just get Kazooie to cover for you, Ban-Diddy" Master Hand pointed out.
Diddy sighed. "I knew someone would make that joke but it was worth representing a former Rare companion to wear it."
"No it wasn't" Master Hand stated while looking around. "Okay come on, won't anyone help Meta Knight try out his Final Smash?"
"I will!" Said the Pokemon Trainer (wearing a black blouse with a white bra underneath, short pink skirt, long black socks, pink boots, and a white cap with a purple wig underneath it), making a fist. "A trainer isn't afraid of any challenge."
"I guess that includes showing there's no definite line between gender as well" Master Hand said looking at his costume.
The trainer looked at him confused. "I heard that's what I'd have to do in the tournament. You know represent the other regions by changing into they're attire. As part of costume changes or something."
"Uh, I never said that" Master Hand stated as Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle were seen snickering.
"Man we totally made that up" Squirtle (wearing a black pair of sunglasses and black jacket) said, still laughing.
"Well actually we heard about it on the internet but who really trusts that?" Ivysaur (wearing a yellow shell with two bushes sticking out of his shell) commented also laughing.
"I knew you'd be stupid enough to fall for it" Charizard (painted in dark black) yelled out chuckling some.
"Ha ha, you also got tricked into dressing up like a girl!" Young Link said pointing at him.
The trainer looked over at him. "Just wait seven years... then we'll be finished with Sinnoh" he said as he then grabbed Meta Knight's cape. "Besides at least I'm still a lot braver then the rest of you." Everything starts getting dark in the main room. "Ah, who turned out the lights?" The trainer asked, frightened.
"Oh that's what happens if you actaully do touch it" Master Hand stated as the room continued to darken. "The entire field is engulfed in darkness."
"Engulfing in darkness? That sort of awesome evil move should be reserved for me!" Ganondorf yelled.
"Actually you're costume has given me your final smash" Master Hand thought to himself as the room was almostly completley in black. "This isn't an evil sort of darkness though. This is advance darkness. Advance slicling everything through it, launching foes all around, talk about awesomnly cool kind of darkness."
"So wait, this dosen't just affect the one stupid enough to touch the cape?" Squirtle asked as the trainer grumbled.
"Oh no, there's much more coolness then that." The room was completley black at this point. "If there are others around besides the one who just touched it, they get cut in the darkness too."
"Uh, how much is around?" Link asked.
"Oh, I'd say around this room" Master Stated as he then blinked. "Uh oh". Soon there were a huge load of slicing and dicing through the darkness as sheems of light of Meta Knight's saber was shown as everyone cried out in pain. The lights turned back on as pretty much all the smashers were on the floor, moaning in pain as Meta Knight stood in the middle, wielding his lance. "Yeah, should of stepped back some" said the hand, who was bleeding on the floor.
"Hmm, though Heavy Lobster would of been good, I have to say this is even better". He then twirled the lance around. "And imagine how much it will hurt when I'm not hitting you with just a medival toy lance."
"Oh man, someone call a doctor" Zero Suit Samus said, most of her clothing shred as she coughed out some blood.
"You should of just put up a shield, Mrs. Fantastic" said Mewtwo mockingly unharmed with an energy shield around him.
"Remind me to... hurt you later" Zero Suit moaned.
"Well well-a" Dr. Mario walked in looking at everyone. "Look who needs the doctor-a now? Espically when you're all about five minutes away from a death from a internal bleeding"
"Oh thank god you're here" Master Hand said crawling to him. "Quick get my sack of maximum tomatoes and hearts and uh... I'll let you back in as an assit trophy."
Dr. Mario smirked. "Oh I didn't say I was going to help-a. I just wanted you to understand-a how you were going to die-a" He said as he then walked out of the room.
"What a... jack-hole" Master Hand said as Mewtwo teleported out and back in with the bag of maximum tomatoes and hearts as he threw them on the ground as everyone started to recover. "Oh thanks Mewtwo" Master Hand said recovered. "Maybe I shouldn't take you of the game afterall" he thought to himself.
"Well I think we all learned a lesson" The trainer said as everyone looked at him annoyed. "And that would be don't grab the cape when it's glowing." Everyone continued to star annoyed at him. "What? Someone had to do it you know."
"He's right" Master Hand pointed out. "Besides the move's only so powerful because of it's inital range being so relativley narrow. I mean you could miss completley or cause eveyone to suffer. So you gotta aim well and sally worth."
"Man, Sally never hit my that mondo hard before" Sonic said rubbing his face.
Meta Knight twirled his lance. "That will require a lot of timing to get down but it defintley will be worth it."
"Yeah well you better hope it's worth being smack around by your king" Dedede said pointing at him. "I reckon if you're final move was like that, mine must be the most powerful one in this here all tournament."
"Yeah we'll get to that bridge once we cross it" Master Hand said snapping his fingers as he looked at the others. "Now though time for the last update of the day. On Screen Appearences".
"On Screen what?" Samus (wearing her Metriod Fusion armor) asked the hand.
"You know, your appearences onto the field." Everyone groaned.
"You're wasting a (beep)in update to tell us you're teleporting us (beep)in again every stage?" Snake pointed out.
"No, I'm talking about the original, actually different on screen appearences, entering the screen with your signature moves" He pointed at Mario. "You know, from the original tournament."
"Oh yeah-a" Mario said rubbing his chin. "Instead of a appearing just on platforms we actually each had our own sort of intro-a."
"I didn't have time to put that into the Melee Tournament" Master Hand admitted. "However, this time everyone will have they're own unique intro, revived from the old N64 days."
"Still seems like a waste of a (beep)in update" Snake commented.
"Well fine, guess you won't hear about how your optical camolague breaks up as you land on a stage, looking like you're invisoing in."
"Hmmm well that does sound (beep)in badass" Snake remarked.
"Sure does". He then pointed at Mario. "And of course yours is the basic appearing from a pipe."
"Well that a makes sense consideirng I've been doing it for a couple of decades-a". Master Hand then teleported a pipe in as Mario jumped in it and jumped back up. "Hey look, it's a me, Mario."
"Don't you mean it's a bee, Mario?" The F.L.U.D.D asked him.
Mario smacked the top of his contraption. "Shut up a you."
Master Hand looked over at Fox. "And Fox you'll be dashing from an Arwing".
"Well I guess I should pratice that" he said ready to call in his Arwing.
"Hey I told you no flying in the house young man!" Master Hand pointed at him annoyed. "Now you be good or it's no supper for a month."
"Uh, you do know you're not our father right?" Fox asked him.
"Yeah, but I always like to pratice my parenting skills so I'm good at dealing with the wire frames and the like" admitted the hand as he looked over at the Ice Climbers. "And you guys get carried in by an appearing condor."
"Wait, why would we be carried by the jerk who stole our food?" Popo asked him.
"I don't know. Didn't you already make friends with all your enemies or something?" Master Hand asked him.
"Well everyone except that guy" Nana stated. "Can we at least smack him with a hammer after he carries us to the stage?"
"Hmm, I'll see" Master Hand then looked over at Pit. "Pit, you come down on a light from the heavens".
"It is a gift of the energy from the sun for my ever loving goddess" Pit said twirling around. "Though if I were to enact the person I am representing with my attire I would say it is Zeus or Apollo pulling the sun chariot across the sky."
"Yeah probably one of those" Master Hand said non interested as he looked at Lucas. "And Lucas comes in on Mr. Saturn's tea table".
"Hmm, seen not, Mr. Saturn here around" Lucas pointed out.
"That's because all the Mr. Saturns are in the item storage" Ness pointed out.
"Feeding hope they are well" Lucas asked.
"Eh I'm sure they're being taken care of" Ness stated. In the Item Storage the Mr. Saturns were shown eating some of the healing food in a party ball.
"Hey you think I could have some of that?" Dr Wright asked as the Saturns growled at him and continued eating. "Maybe I would of been better in SNES obscurity" The doctor thought to himself.
Back in the main room Master Hand looked around. "And in a trace of warp magic Ike..." Master Hand looks around. "Hey where is Ike?"
"I think he's still trying to prove he's straight or something" Jigglypuff (wearing a red dress and blue flower in her hair) told the Master Hand. "Though maybe you can tell everyone how I enter in". Jigglypuff held out her hand. "I was thinking of a spotlight showing down and me entering in with a festive little song to get the auidence cheering-"
"Uh, you'll be using a pokeball like last time" Master Hand told her.
Jigglypuff puffed up. "I did not get dressed up to be placed inside some Pokeball you know."
"Sorry it's the standard Pokemon entrance and I'm not changing it."
Pikachu looked over at Jigglypuff. "Besides you only got dressed up for Halloween, not for some big entrance."
"Well, it could of be for both" Jigglypuff muttered to herself. "Though at least I'm still in the tournament, unlike some people."
"Some people like me!" Roy said running in. "Okay I went to all the Fire Emblem executives and they promised me a role in the next FE title, with an even grander sword with some pretty nice effects". He looked over at Master Hand. "So am I back in Brawl?"
"You were never in Brawl, and no." Master Hand stated. "Only two Fire Emblem characters allowed. Sorry."
"No I'm sorry, that you're going to be Master Four Fingers!" Roy said taking out his sword as Master Hand just flicked him a few rooms away.
"Hey Roy. Want a swig-a of this?" Dr. Mario asked him.
"Hey I don't need to be some drunk loser. I still have a new game to look forward to" he held up his contract to Dr. Mario. "See?"
Dr. Mario looked at it. "Did you read-a the tiny print at the end-a?"
Roy started reading it. "Let's see... "And if you sign here you agree that anything else stated in this contract is null and void and if you come to our studios again brandishing a sword you will shot on site and forgotten about". Roy blinked a few times. "Damn it" he said as he looked at Dr. Mario. "Yeah better hand me one of those then. I'm going to need to loose all the brain cells I can to forget this pain" Dr. Mario tossed him the bottle that Roy started drinking from.
Once again back in the main room Master Hand looked around. "Well whenever Ike does show up that would be his entrance. I'll let the rest of you know what you do in the three second countdown later."
"Ooh, me hope to swing on vine" Donkey Kong (wearing a blue tie) said pounding on his chest. "That better then getting shot out of canon."
"Well you're entrance is more fun then a barrell of monkeys" Master Hand pointed out. "Because you come from a DK Barrel, and are a monkey."
"That good too" DK stated.
"Sure is". Master Hand looked at everyone. "Well that's it for the updates everyone. See you later, and have a happy Halloween". Before he teleported off, he turned back to the Smashers. "Hey wait a minute! I saw ghosts and Dracula before and yet none of you dressed up as that. What gives?"
"Oh that was just us" said a few ghosts and a vampire.
Master Hand sighed. "Well got that off my mind". He then blinked. "Hey, who are you?"
"People who are going to make you pay for not having us in the tournament" said one of the ghosts as they took off they're costume revealing to be a bunch of third party characters. (Take you're pick on who) that started beating on Master Hand who quickly teleported away with them still attached.
"Well that was random" Falco stated.
"Guess some people just can't-a drink they're problems away." Mario said looking a few rooms away. "Isn't that a right doc?"
"Oh a screw you" said Dr. Mario from a few rooms away.
"Well no sense letting these costumes go to waste" Kirby said. "Let's go trick or treating and cook us up a whole bunch of candy."
"Bah, why treat when I can trick?" Ganondorf said holding up a carton of toliet paper. "The lord of all evil will roll everyone's house with tuply death from above."
"Not if I do it first, piggy" Bowser said holding up a roll as well.
"I reckon I can do it better then both of you combined" Dedede said holding up a roll as the three quickly looked at each other as they ran out. The Smashers all started leaving as well as soon only the Pokemon Trainer and Link were left in the room.
"Eh, I think I'm going to go change before I go out again" Link said.
"Why? I mean it's not like this get up is really too uncomfterable" said the trainer spinning around.
"No, but it's embarassing" Link pointed out.
The Trainer smirked. "Looks to me like someone's afraid of a little dress up."
"What, I'm not afraid!" Link pointed out.
Ike then entered the room. "Damn, I couldn't find anyway to prove I'm not gay" he then looked at Link and the Trainer. "Well there is always the straight forward approach." He then ran over and quickly kissed Link and the trainer on the lips and pointed at them. "Ha, now whose gay?!"
Link and the Trainer looked freaked at him. "Okay, this is a little frightening" Link said.
"Yeah" said the Trainer as they quickly ran out of the room.
"Oh damn it!" Ike said realizing who he had just kissed. "Now no one will think I'm straight." He then looked over to see Roy and Dr. Mario in the other room as he ran over to them. "Hey guys, what are you doing?"
"Oh just drinking away our troubles" Roy said taking a swig of a beer bottle.
"Think I can join you?" Ike asked them.
"Sure, what will you have kid-a?" Dr. Mario asked him.
"How about... a cosmopolitan on the rocks, or like an Icy Margitia?" Ike asked them.
Dr. Mario and Roy looked at each other and pointed at him. "Gay" they said as Ike looked at them angrily as the camera panned out of the mansion.
THE END!
Well that's it. Remember to please read and review. (Is shown on her knees begging) Please please please review.
YOUNG LINK: (Walks in) Ha ha, you're desperate.
Hey, no breaking the 4th wall! (Diana points over to the 4th wall as Young Link quickly shoots an arrow at it as it breaks into several pieces. He laughs and runs off). Damn it. Well see you next time everyone. I got some cleaning to do. (Starts cleaning the remains of the 4th wall).