Chapter 143

Identity Crisis

Dylan and Launcher Spider were walking down the hallway.

"Are you sure they went this way?" Dylan asked.

Launcher Spider made some machine noises.

"I think I see them." The duo walked up to the 2 figures they saw. The 2 figures turned around and they were not the ones they were looking for. Launcher Spider punched them both, knocking them out. Neji saw what happened and walked up to them.

"What the hell do you two want?! Did you realize who you just knocked out?!"

Launcher Spider made some machine noises.

"No! Not an Eskimo and Minnie Mouse you smartass metalmouth, Tenten and Hinata!"

Launcher Spider made some more machine noises.

"Launcher Spider, shut up! We are gonna get our asses kicked! Well, not you, but just because your made of metal doesn't mean I'm- HOLY SHIT!" Dylan stopped talking when he noticed the floor around them turned black; Neji was standing on a green Yin and Yang symbol.

"Those are not" the next word was beeped out, "ed up names, I am not a girly man, they are not my hoes, and yes, you are gonna get your asses kicked!"

"Thanks a lot, asshole." Dylan said to his anger issued friend.

Launcher Spider made some more machine noises.

"Shut up! What's going on?" Dylan asked no one in particular.

"Yin and Yang bitch, Yin and fucking yang!" Neji said and ran towards Dylan.

"Oh shiiiiit!" Dylan yelled.

"8 Trigrams! 2...4...8...16...32...64!" Neji said as he punched Dylan 64 times.

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Wow, even more swearing.

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Chapter 144

Mysterious Symbol

Dylan fell to the ground in pain.

"Oww...damn that hurt." he moaned.

"That's why you should watch what you say around me!" the Hyuuga shouted. Launcher Spider was literally fuming and had his missile launchers ready.

"Neji, before Launcher Spider shoots missiles at you, I have a question. Why are you the only spy that wears a headband?" Dylan wondered.

"H-headband?" Neji said nervously, scratching the back of his head.

"Do you have cancer or herpes?"

"That's none of your business!" Neji yelled, accidently gripping the back of his headband, which caused it to fall off. The reason was clear now; he had a swastika on his forehead.

Launcher Spider made some machine noises.

"That depends, are you thinking about getting the hell out of here because we have no idea what's going on?" Dylan asked.

Launcher Spider made some more machine noises.

"Then what?"

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Cut some of Nejis dialogue.

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Chapter 145

Neji is a...

Launcher Spider made some machine noises.

"Hahaha, good one! Wait a minute..." Dylan's eyes widened in realization. "Holy crap, it does! You don't think he's..."

Launcher Spider made some machine noises.

"Lets just approach this situation nice and easy, we will just ask him a couple of questions, ok?"

Launcher Spider made some machine noises.

"Hey Neji, do you-" Dylan was cut off by Launcher Spider making loud machine noises.

"What did you say?!?!" Neji yelled.

Launcher Spider made some more noises.

"I. AM. NOT. What the hell are you guys doing here anyway?!"

"We thought you guys were some other people."

"Who?"
"Shadow and Jaden."

"Shadow and Jaden? And you are making fun of Tenten and Hinata? Jaden sounds like a bird and Shadow sounds umm emo." Just then the two mentioned people walked up to them.

"Haha you're a bird!" Shadow said.

"Haha your emo!" Jaden said.

"Hahahaha! Shut the fuck up!"

"Chill out dude, I was just kidding."

"Hey guys." Dylan said.

"Sup." Shadow said.

"Hey, long time no see." Jaden said.

"Whoa, are these friends of yours?"

"Well, only one..." Dylan said.

"Wow, you are friends with a metal bug, an Eskimo, Minnie Mouse's human reincarnation, and a N-" Shadow was cut off.

"Don't say it!" Dylan yelled.

"What, Nazi?"

"I am not a Nazi!" Neji yelled.

"Hey, we are not Jews." Shadow said.

"Shadow, shut the fuck up!" Jaden and Dylan yelled at the same time.

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Yes, I realize that symbol on Nejis head does not have anything to do with Nazis, but that was my first reaction.

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