The 16th Adventure Of Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag: I Am So Not Twitterpated!

The Bog Of Eternal stench stinks, but this stinks worse.

After our adventure into the labyrinth and we came back…Urgh! Stupid writer's block! Let me start with a different idea.

"Wake up!" Joker knocked on the door before he came in my room.

"Not again." I thought. "Hang on." I muttered.

"Hurry up, something's come up." He urged.

"What time is it?"

"It's 3:00 am. Come on! Get up!"

"What's happened now?"

"We can't find the Doctor or damsel-in-stress."

"Did you look everywhere?"

"Yes we did."

"Well, get out so I can get dressed."

"Hurry up!" he said as he left.

I got dressed fast not realizing that I still had my gray bear feet slippers.

"Oh my Spock! She's a werebear!" Larry cried out.

"No I'm…." I look down at my feet. "Oh sorry." I took off my slippers. "Is that better?"

"Not really. You have to go get your shoes on. We're going outside to look for the Doctor and damsel-in-stress." Joker said.

I went back to my room and put on my converse. I had a feeling that this was going to be a bad day. I mean really, I am defiantly not a morning person.

"Is this better?"

"Yes, now come on!" the Joker yanked me outside where Jareth, Larry TIPB, Bill the cashier, Bob the store owner and the rest of the Imaginary Landers were at.

"Should we break into groups?"

"Yes. DethRose, Jareth and Larry, you three are with me. The rest of you are in the other group." Joker took hold of the situation.

"What do we do?" Bill asked.

"You look for the Doctor and damsel-in-stress everywhere. Now get going!" Jareth said impatiently.

"Sir, yes ma'am!" the Imaginary Landers went on their way.

"One day I will get them back." Jareth vowed under his breath.

"Cheer up Deliciously Gorgeous," I said darkly, "maybe something might happen to them."

"You'll do that?"

"No. They still don't know any better."

We went on our way looking for our lost friends. I noticed that the TARDIS was gone.

"That explains it, they went away. I hope that they will return. I'm going back to sleep."

I went back to my room but couldn't go to sleep so I decided to explore by myself. It was dark so I made a flashlight appear. I felt that shadows were moving around me and who knows, maybe they were. Anyway, I came to a hallway in which I have never seen before.

"This would be an excellent adventure." I thought to myself. There were many doors on each side. I went into the first door. It was just an empty room. I went into the second door. There was only a chair in the middle of the room. I closed the door. I went in the third room. Only a birdcage was in there and nothing else. I skipped to the last door. I slowly opened it.

"Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!" the door creaked open.

"This needs some WD-40." I said as I made a can of WD-40 appear so I can spray it on the hinges. "Much better."

I looked into the room. It was filled with Jareth's crystals. That's when I heard something behind me.

"What are you doing here?" it was Jareth.

"I was exploring."

"Well come on. You didn't see what was in the fourth room did you?" he glared at me.

"No. I don't want to know either."

"So you don't know?" his shoulders sagged down and looked relieved.

"No. Why? Is there a secret dungeon that you put people in that didn't do anything but you wanted to torture them anyway in there?"

"No." he laughed.

"Okay then, I'm going." I turned around. "By the way, why do you have all those crystals?" I asked.

"I have them because they are magic. When I get upset, I tend to break them. It's just easier if I have a room full of them so I don't have to go far to get another one."

"Alright then, want to join me in exploring the castle?"

"I know everything there is know about the castle. But I would like to hear your thoughts on the castle."

"Come on then." I led the way while he followed observing my thoughts. We came to a room that he never showed us in the tour. It was two stories tall and half as large as the throne room. It had lots of books, chairs, tables, puzzles, and board games.

"Wow! I didn't know you had all of this stuff!" I stood on amazement.

"you never asked." He smiled.

"What kind of books do you enjoy reading?"

"I like just about everything."

The room was painted a deep purple. The bookcases went all the to the ceiling and were full of books, puzzles and games. I took out Checkers.

"Want to play? I'm warning you, I am very good."

"I would be delighted."

We played a game that lasted an hour, Jareth won.

"Good game." I said.

"Thank you."

"Do you hear something?" I asked as a faint whoosh, whoosh, screech sound was barely audible.

"Yes. Do you want to check it out with me?" Jareth asked.

"Okay sure."

We left the room and searched for the noise.

"I think the Doctor and damsel-in-stress are back."

"Me too. Lets go sneak up on them and scare them."

Soon we found the TARDIS but still didn't find our friends. We found the Joker and asked where they are.

"Well, they went to their rooms." Joker said. "Where did you two go to?"

"I was exploring when Jareth snuck up behind me. Then we explored more of the castle." I said.

"Did you find anything interesting?"

"Not really." Jareth said quickly.

"Right. I'm going back to bed."

"Nice boxers." I said. They had the Batman signal on them. He blushed.

"Excuse me." Joker left.

"What do you mean we didn't find anything interesting? What about the room?"

"That will be our secret. That room is where I go to unwind. No one but you knows about it. Please keep it a secret."

"I will. In fact, I will make to where no one else can find the room." I put an authoress spell on the room.

"Thank you." He said as he hugged me.

"Oooooooo! I see you hugging!" a familiar voice that can only be the one and only damsel-in-stress.

"Ummmm...Hello." Jareth said as he let go of me.

"So…what was that about?"

"Jareth was cracking my back."

"Really."

"No. I just felt like hugging someone." I pouted.

"Uh huh. I think someone is Twitterpated."

"I am so not Twitterpated!" I said again pouting.

"Sure you are." Damsel-in-stress rolled her eyes.

"Believe what you want then."

"Where did you and the Doctor go to?" Jareth said getting tired of us arguing.

"We went to see William Shakespeare."

"Blech! I'm glad I didn't go." I said.

"Why? Shakespeare is awesome."

"No he's not. Just about everyone of the characters in the plays ends up dead.

"You had a bad experience with Shakespeare didn't you."

"The first work of his I had to read was A Midsummer's Night Dream."

"Ouch."

"We had to read for English. I didn't understand it. Even the movie didn't help. I ended up failing the test. I threw the book across the room and I think I tore it up when I went home. I did like Julius Caesar though."

"That is a good one." Jareth said.

"You don't like Shakespeare?!" the Doctor came in and gasped.

"We already went through this." I said pointedly.

"Someone is cross."

"I didn't get much sleep and I'm hungry. That's a double for me." I said as I headed to the kitchen. I made myself some Count Chocula with chocolate milk just to be different. I felt much better after I ate and went back to where my friends were still talking.

"Did anyone tell the Imaginary Landers that we found them?" I asked Jareth.

"Oh no." his eyes got huge.

"Hang on." I used my powers of authority to make them appear.

"WE didn't find them, but we found this." Bob the storeowner said and he held up a badly battered quill. "You can have it."

"Thanks! I've always wanted a quill!" I exclaimed.

"Don't use it! That quill is cursed. It will end this adventure now!" Jareth reached and grabbed the quill form my hands. He made the quill disappear.

"Well." Zombie Chipmunk said indignantly.

"He learned a word!" everyone said in amazement.

"I'm up now." Joker said as he wiped the eye boogers from his eyes.

"What happened to your boxers?" I annoyingly said.

"I'm still wearing them." He straightened up.

"I'm just messing with you. You know that don't you."

"Yes." I hugged him.

"Bloody writers block! Go away! You're not wanted here!"

"What was that about?" Joker replied warily.

"I think I might be catching the writer's block virus. I better lie down before anyone else gets it."

I went to my room and waited for the dreaded writer's block virus to away.