A/N: Alright, so I took a hiatus on this for a while, but now I'm back in all my satirical glory with some killer puns to unleash. I'm also thinking about doing a commentary on Moonstar's Destiny, which I took a brief look at. It appears to be even worse than Starkit's Prophecy (which I didn't even know was possible).

Chapter 20 STARCALN

"Oh no Broakcnstar!" yelled StarGleam mad;y I can;t be talkin to brokenStar!" And sheran away leaving AshFurt

How accurate.

behin her. She run and ranned and runend and then se was at StarClan!"

Dafuq just happened?

"Yay Im not at the dark Fort anymro1! she thought happly and then she wasked across the broard and then she was in Starclan!1

"Welcmon to Starcaln said YellowFangn she was stnding ther with LefPool, BrambleClan, SpottedLeaf and BakSrae.

"Now get out, bitch. You came out in the Dark Forest, so you stay there."

"Blakstar yoyre not in the Dark FGort !" Gleamstar yelled hellpy, she didnt want him to be their she lovd him after all.

Isn't this the same tom who was trying to molest you?

"Of course not" BlackStar relipe. "wy would i be their I mean I luv tou after tll2!"

Pedophile.

"well thats tru" reoidned Gleamstar. "but I can't be in StarCan! Oalready came here once I cant do it agan!"

Uh, I thought she had nine lives now. (Not that I'm complaining...)

"well it looks like you haf. said BlueStar and she said "but we cant send you back to the calns again, this time it locks like we'll have to REINCART YOU."

Whoopee. Upgraded Santa Claus riding around in a shopping cart pulled by Gleamstar before his untimely death by reality.

"Omh Reincartion!" yelled StarGam "you mean like what haopned to CinderPaw?"

How the fuck did you know that, bitch?

"Yah" said CinderPelt comin yp to her "thast what happened t me I was reicnanrt." She Said.

Get back inside Cinderpaw. (That sounded so wrong...) You're supposed to be reincarnated.

"But it might be awhile" said SpottedPool "after all we have to figre out Ow were going do that firtsl}

There, proof that StarClan isn't perfect like you claimed they were.

"go do somethinm elese"

Yeah, go do something else, like take up playing in traffic, running around the White House with an Uzi, rollerskating in Hiroshima, listening to Justin Beiber, or something else equally damaging to your physical and mental health.

"okay" siad GleamStar and she luf. She heard her namer being called and she turnd around and saw HawkForst standing over her body.

"StarPaw noooooooooooooooooooooo!1111!11111!1!11!111!" je yowle. "Starcaln how ould you od this to me!" "We were about to get marti.

You can take up the hobbies I suggested for her, too, bastard.

"Im sorry Hawk Frost" said StarGleam "I'll be back soon I think"!

You're not the Doctor. You can't come back as the 'Second Gleamstar,' although if you did hopefully it wouldn't be a Mary-Sue.

"Wat whose there?" HawkFrost looked around but hed idnt sieantyhing.

"Its me GleamStar" said GleamStra looking at him.

"I cant see yo" he said and he buped into a tree. Then he fele down.

Finally, a few lines worthy of Hawkfrost's intelligence.

"bye HawkForst!" said StarGleam and she left cius she didn' want to see what would haben when her belocd HawkyForest wock up so she luf.

"hi their StarGlema" said a voice and GlemaGleam looked around. "Whose there!1!11!" she eked and it was... Falled leaf!1!111111!1!11111

What's the matter with you? Hollyleaf left you and became evil, so you're looking for someone to rape to let out your frustration?