[Excuse me, but I must virtually high five you right now, awesome person who shares my OTP X3
Believe me, I was giggling all the time XD]
Schlampe,
I know you didn't die back then, but seeing you submitting to me was awesome enough. Actually, thanks for reminding me. Maybe I don't need to kill you after all, having you as a slave is good too.
I'm gonna show you who is suckish.
Your awesome master,
Prussia
Dear Skank,
I totally never submitted…plus if you made me your "slave" which is totally highly impossible then I'd just, like, burn your ugly house down.
Also, you totally got on my nerves with your "Mein awesome 5 meters". Really? Five meters?...more like 5 CENTI-meters.
True story,
Fabulous Polska~
A/N: Dude *brofist* PrusPol all the way!~