Hello!
wooh been a while since i could update. been busy working on two other stories lol.

OH OH oh OHHHHH! guess what!

Guess who finally made herself a deviantart? *points at self* this chiko did! :D check out my stuff on there. I'm SPAZTASTYCK on deviantart. I've got 4 drawings up right now.

Anyways, i'm not really sure where this random adventure of Azure is going to go tonight, i'm just blarbing out crap floating around in the air in my head. Tonight you can really tell I have not had a lot of sleep.

So there's probably going to be a lot of random getting off subject stuff, a lot of talk about farts I just know that's coming up, and some other awkward situations I want to put Ciel and Sebastian in. heh heh heh :D i love being evil.

ANYwhodoodles, here it is!

Putt-Putt Trains

Well this day was going just wonderful. The highlight of my day was eating a bar of chocolate...which then made me switch bodies, thus causing even more problems. Let's see, today I found out that I would have to face Alois the even brattier version of Ciel, and the Sebastian wannabe that Alois ordered to...*shudders* I don't wanna talk about that. Yuck. Then I got to experience what burning demon dog/man/thing turds smelled like, then I had to teach an idiot how to cook (but I was semi-successful so that part I didn't mind too much) then I got to have a brief moment of glorious gassy time before switching bodies with the sexiest being alive.

I stretched my arms and flopped out lazily against a tree. I hoped that Sebastian got back soon. I was beginning to miss being a girl already. I mean seriously, to all the ladies reading this, being a girl is FREAKING AWESOME! Well, except for what I like to call, "The most horrible time of the month" and you sing it like that Christmas song, "it's the most wonderful time of the year" you know what I'm saying? ….God I get off subject.

I rested my hands on my stomach which I found was pretty freakin toned. Then I whined. "Awwww...I miss my soft, squishy tummy!" This would have been the perfect time to play the bongos on my stomach...yeah I know. I am pretty much a five year old in a thirteen year old girl's body.

A depressed feeling settled in. immediately I thought of a way to temporarily solve my depression. Standing up, I marched myself to the kitchen. Seeing that it was vacant, I quickly went to my mission. I was going to make some delicious mint hot chocolate, and no one was gonna stop me!

Milk, sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla, just a hint of crushed mint leaves, the kitchen had it all. I knew how to make the best minty hot chocolate. Heh, don't mind me, just giving myself the title BEST COOK EVER! Again, *self admiration and vanity*

I had to get myself a big pot because my recipe made a pretty big batch, and quite frankly I was just too stupid to do the math and figure out smaller measurements. Besides, the more hot chocolate there was to drink, the better! (If you haven't figured it out by now, it's not a good idea to take dietary advice from me.)

Yet again I burst into one of my random songs of randomness. Ahem:

I'm makin some hot chocolate, yum!

It's secret ingredient is rum

Just kidding, that wouldn't taste good

And I don't have any, so it's not like I could

It's going to be yummy and sweet

My body's excited, even my feet

Oh crap it's bubbling over the lid

Ciel's gonna be mad about what I did...

I quickly removed the pot from over the stove. I did my best not to scream like a sissy. However, when I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon out of the pot, I couldn't stop myself.

Just then Bard happened to be walking by. Oh crap...

"Um...Sebastian...are you okay in there...?"

Immediately I went into actor mode. I did my best British accent. "Yes, why?"

"I don't know...I thought I heard you...how should I put this...scream?" Bard's voice was hesitant.

"You must be hearing things. Now, stop dawdling and return to your duties. There's work to be done around here!" I commanded.

Bard, intimidated, stammered, "Uh...yes, right away sir!"

As soon as he was gone, I began laughing evilly to myself. Duuuuuude. I could totally pretend to be Sebastian, it was fun! And not to mention I wasn't too shabby at it I do have to say. Wooh! That was awesome!

I looked down at my hot chocolate, which was now calmly bubbling like a jacuzzi. I ground the mint leaves into little pieces and added it into the gently foaming mixture. Letting it cook in there for just a minute or too, I searched the cabinets for something to serve the hot chocolate up in. Geez, hadn't these people ever heard of coffee mugs? Good crap! ...Oh yeah...this was the 1800's. Why did I have to be so stupid?

I found a pretty teacup with a blue rose painted on it. Huh. Teacups were for wimps. I needed a big manly cup from Starbucks, but this little thing was going to have to do.

Twenty minutes later...

"Sebas—Azure what are you doing, Elizabeth is going to be here in five minutes!"

I was currently slouched in a chair, my senses fogged as if I were drunk. I probably was...I dunno how that could happen with hot chocolate, but you never know... Oh man that hot chocolate was gooooooooooooood.

"AZURE!" Ciel barked.

"What do ya want, ya little blue-eyed pirate?" I snapped.

Ciel was obviously resisting the urge to walk up and slap me. "Every time I think you are Sebastian trying to trick me, you go and say something just to reassure me you really are Azure."

"You're welcome." He sighed. "Have you figured out how to get out of this mess yet?"

"Well...Sebastian was going to go get some more magical chocolate after my body got over the farting stage."

Ciel's eye twitched. "Farting...?" "It's a problem my body has after eating cheese. It's really painful and then when it finally stops hurting, I sound like a putt-putt train when I walk around." "A putt-putt train...?" "Ya, you know when every step you take a fart comes out." I explained. I took another sip of my hot chocolate. "Putt-putt." Ciel came over and took away the cup. "I think maybe you've had enough of that."

I shrugged. "Yeah..."

Ciel slapped a hand to his forehead. "Fantastic. Elizabeth is going to be here in exactly two minutes and you and Sebastian are still mixed up."

"Yeah, I'm going to go check up on that." I yawned, sliding out of the chair.

Ciel muttered, "Yes because you had to wait until the very last minute for that idea to wander into your thoughts."

I brushed his comment off my shoulder. He didn't understand. Once my body started it's farting mode, I sure didn't want to be in the same room as my body. That's why I left Sebastian for a while, to let my body get it's natural process of um...gaseous nature over with plus a couple minutes for the smell to go away before returning upstairs. Poor Ciel. All sorts of deadly aromas were happening in his mansion.

"Yo Seb-dawg!" I yelled. And just to clarify some things, Seb-dawg was Sebastian's gangster name I just came up with out of the blue.

I pushed open the door to the room. "Hey!" No one was in there. I shrugged. He must have still been out looking for a cure to the situation we were in.

"Here, I've-"

"UWAHHHHHHHH!" I screamed, almost peeing my pants.

My body was right behind me, or should I say Sebastian. In his hand he was holding a bar of magical chocolate. "What is the matter?"

I hunched over, heart beating rapidly. "You...nearly...killed me..."

"Our meetings seem to usually go this way, wouldn't you agree?" Sebastian laughed teasingly.

"Yeah, they kinda do..." I cleared my throat. "Anyways, shall we reverse this voodoo spell and go back to our normal bodies? I drank too much hot chocolate and now I have to urinate really badly, but I don't know how to...uh...ANYWAYS let's just switch bodies!" I pulled Sebastian into the room and closed the door before he had time to respond to my large amount of mumbo jumbo. Sometimes I really just needed to stop talking.

"So what do I do, just take a bite like I did last time?" I asked.

Sebastian nodded. "Precisely."

"Well okay then." I opened up the wrapper and prepared to eat. "Goodbye, strange feeling of being the opposite gender!"

Well, when I've returned to normal, I'm going to have to go back and see how this turned out.

Now that i realize it, there is a lot of deep, descriptive talk about farting here. My god I am so immature...

WELL i think there's a cop chase going on in my town. That's gonna keep me up.

*looks over at clock*

HOLY CRAP IT'S 4 AM ALREADY

aw man...and i have to go to karate tomorrow...stupid life. I think life hates me.

*epic eyore moment*

THANKS FOR READING! PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN NEXT, CUZ HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA!

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