Disclaimer: Twilight's her obsession.

Me: It's what I do.

Disclaimer: Twilight's her obsession, girls.

Me: My heart nearly stopped when Bella had a baby.

Disclaimer: She's read it the sixteenth time tonight.

Me: I still can't believe Bella had a freakin' baby.

Disclaimer: Too bad she's doesn't own Twilight.

Me: Shut up and let me sing. La, la la la!

(played with La La La by LMFAO)

Screen names:

MsFallsAlot - Bella

DoIDazzleU - Edward

ICanCU - Alice

IxFeelxYou - Jasper

SoHawt - Rosalie

HearMeRoar - Emmett

DrShizzle - Carlisle

RUMyMommy - Esme

OffTheLeash - Jacob

SuPaStArSaM - Samantha, Me.

DoIDazzleU has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt has entered the chatroom.

HearMeRoar has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: The hours have turned slowly.

HearMeRoar: Can you repeat that in English? I'm not fluent in Douche.

DoIDazzleU: *growls* Today has been long.

HearMeRoar: I'd have to disagree there, brother. I don't think it's been long enough. *suggestive wink at Rose*

ICanCU has entered the chatroom.

SoHawt: I agree with Edward. Today was too long. *remembering Emmett having surprise sex constantly*

DoIDazzleU: *shudders at thoughts* It reminds me of Aro.

ICanCU: HOLY SH*T!

DoIDazzleU: You saw more sex didn't you? *rocks back and forth while sucking on thumb* So much sex.

HearMeRoar: Aro pulled fast ones on you didn't he?

DoIDazzleU: *sighs* Don't get me wrong, the butt-sex was great, but his role-playing drove me insane. I can only be Jesus so many times before it becomes sac-religious!

ICanCU: Jasper likes to role-play.

DoIDazzleU: I know.

ICanCU: *growls* My Jazzy-poo.

HearMeRoar: *changes subject saving Edward's nonexistent nads* Hey, did Rose agree with Edward?

DoIDazzleU: The Icy Bitch did?

HearMeRoar: Fudge, seriously I was just trying to make a distraction. Ugh, more money going to Jasper.

SoHawt: I did. Why is it so hard to believe that I would agree with Edward?

DoIDazzleU: *throws Twilight to Rose* Read it and weep.

SoHawt: *reads* *finds nearly liquid and pulls an Edward*

DoIDazzleU: Hey! Why did you guys name an action after me!?

ICanCU: You poured liquid in your eyes over three times. We have one for Bella too.

DoIDazzleU: Oh? And what would that be?

HearMeRoar: When you stumble over every f*cking thing, you're being a Bella.

DoIDazzleU: As much as I hate to admit it, my Melted Chocolate Bar of Love is so clumsy she could be handicapped.

SoHawt: My hairs all sticky with shampoo now. Great.

HearMeRoar: May I lick it clean?

ICanCU: Eww, don't be such a Jacob.

DoIDazzleU: A Jacob?

MsFallsAlot has entered the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: EDWARD!

OffTheLeash has entered the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: Bella?

OffTheLeash: BELLA! DON'T! I really like my lips being attached to my face!

MsFallsAlot: Jacob tried to rape me!

OffTheLeash: I didn't try to rape her, Edward!

SoHawt: *growls* Rape is a touchy subject, you mutt!

SoHawt has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I'm going to ripe your nads off and make you swallow them, dog! Then I'm-

OffTheLeash: She was totally willing until I mentioned that I was broke.

DoIDazzleU: -What?

HearMeRoar: I ain't saying she a gold digger. But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke!

MsFallsAlot: And the fact your smaller than average men!

OffTheLeash: I'M STILL GROWING!

ICanCU: Haha, riiiight. I'm going to pull a Rose. Bye.

ICanCU has left the chatroom.

MsFallsAlot: Speaking of having sexy times, Jake here hasn't had his cherry popped so I'd have to teach him everything I know.

OffTheLeash: Sundaes are ruined for me.

DoIDazzleU: I thought you were a virgin too, Bella.

MsFallsAlot: Yeah, I'm surprised it's still intact.

HearMeRoar: Whoa whoa whoa! Bella still has her v-card!?

MsFallsAlot: Yes, I do. Do you want to see?

DoIDazzleU: ISABELLA MARIE SWAN DON'T YOU DARE!

OffTheLeash: YES! I WANT TO SEE!

HearMeRoar: Sure, what's it look like?

MsFallsAlot: *sends Twit pic saying come and get this, lol smiley face*

HearMeRoar: Holy sh*t! What's that!? Is that where you insert the card in?

OffTheLeash: Forward it to me!

HearMeRoar: Sorry, I don't have the mutt's number on speed dial, later sucka!

HearMeRoar has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: BELLA! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?

MsFallsAlot: *looks down at freshly made peanut butter and jelly sandwich* I've made a snack?

OffTheLeash: Ooo, snacks!

OffTheLeash has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: I'm disappointed in you, Bella.

MsFallsAlot: Hey! It's my ass! I'll walk off the calories later!

MsFallsAlot has left the chatroom.

DoIDazzleU: ... Why does she think I'm talking about her sandwich?

DoIDazzleU has left the chatroom.

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Much love,

Sam