A/N - Right, to start off this chapter, I would like to send out an extra warning... Please do not drink as excessively as Kakashi and Iruka do in this chapter, and please do not attempt to do any of the things they do (that are mentioned) if you DO get drunk! Because the last thing I want is for you to tell your mum's and dad's that it's my fault -_- Anyway, I'm sorry to disappoint you (again!) but I refuse to put my characters into a position where they just have unruly sex (no yaoi this chapter basically). However! Something DOES happen, so read on to find out ;D Enjoy!

Disclaimer - I do not own any form of Naruto or the pairing Kakashi x Iruka (however, the person who did invent it is a bloody genius!)

This is A/N

This is rather exaggerated words and dreams/thoughts etc

This is normal story.

Be warned, I'm English, we like to swear and drink tea (there will be a lot of references to coffee in this fan fiction) -_-

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Coffee and alcohol -

"Hello?" I asked the darkness in my drunken state. "Anyone there?"

"Ello!" Kakashi jumped out from behind a curtain, impersonating the worst Yorkshire man I'd ever heard.

"Ello!" I screamed, my hands thrown out in a thumbs up.

Kakashi tried not to laugh, failing majestically, and when he tried to walk, his legs gave way, forcing him to hang onto my arm for moral support.

Unfortunately, I was in a worse state then him, and it wasn't long before we both toppled to the ground in some form of human ball. They say when your drunk you don't feel the pain, but having a 12 stone man fall on top of you still hurt.

Shrouded in darkness, nose squished, I rolled Kakashi off me, laughing hysterically as every part of my body tingled like jelly.

Kakashi just pointed and laughed at me laughing, holding his stomach, tears streaming down what I could see of his face. "'Ruka!" he gasped. "Your too much!"

I sniggered behind my hand, positively certain my creased up face would make it into 'the most unattractive thing of the year' mag.

Kakashi crawled up to me, and rubbed his shoulder against mine like a cat pleading for attention. "Meow", he purred, voice breaking as more laughter slipped from his mouth.

Again, we fell completely to the floor, bodies so weak from lack of oxygen that they refused to hold us up.

"Ahh, Iruka". Kakashi pulled my head over his and looked deeply into my eyes.

The first thing that popped into my half sober head was 'drunken kiss, drunken friggin kiss!'

"Goodnight!" He said, rather quickly, pulling my whole body over him and holding onto it like I was a teddy bear.

I lay there for seconds, listening to his suddenly deep breathing, allowing mine to level out. Eyelids growing heavy, I decided to give in on the 'all-nighter' Kakashi had also attempted but failed, like the game of cards and the cake we had also managed - kind of - to bake. Oh, and walking the dogs in the dark had been fun too.

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I woke at 4am, still huddled in Kakashi's arms on the floor. The man beneath me was rolled up into some form of ball, and I realised that the fact I was bent off him had been the source of my pain.

Squirming, I managed to roll off him, hitting my hip painfully off the sofa.

Kakashi stirred next to me, gripping his head. "I'm never drinking again..." He vowed, attempting to get up. Giving up, he slammed his body back into the sofa that had just caused me a smacking bruise. "How you feeling?" he asked.

"I'm alright". Alcohol never seemed to have an effect on me when it was still dark. But you just wait till the sun came up. Bam. It was like the two substances reacted like chemicals.

"Lucky you". Kakashi continued to roll himself up so he was finally sitting, back hunched on the sofa. He sniffed, rubbing a hand through his static hair. "I feel like shit".

"Thank god it's the holidays", I agreed. Waking up for work in the morning and realising you were still hung over is something I'd done one too many times.

"I think I'm going to go to bed".

I spied sunlight through the curtains. "Do you have blackout curtains?"

The man nodded, having found his way onto unsteady feet.

"Then I'll sit on the floor". Somehow, I managed to jump up, anything to get away from the sun. Today, I was going to be a vampire. Maybe that's why vampires couldn't go out in the sun. Maybe they had hang over's all the time.

I thought all this as Kakashi nodded and beckoned for me to follow him up the stairs.

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His bedroom was completely immaculate, much like the rest of his house. A fairly large double bed was precisely plonked in the centre of the room. A bookcase blocked one of the walls, filled with books and DVDs. A TV hung from the wall, beckoning me to watch whatever crap was on at this time in the morning. And then there was a bedside table, scattered with pictures in expensive looking frames. I couldn't quite make the photographs out, but I could tell they were of family and friends.

"Make yourself comfortable, I need to go make some coffee, you want some?"

I shook my head, taking a seat on a circular rug I'd discovered at the foot of the bed. "Fresh coffee is sure to bring on my hang over".

"You can't avoid them you know. The alcohol will circulate though your system until you either sweat or pee it out".

I quivered at the thought of sweating beer out of my skin as Kakashi disappeared behind his bedroom door.

Now, where was that remote?

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I couldn't help but feel like a teenager at a sleepover again. Kakashi had fallen asleep on the bed - fully clothed thank goodness - and I was watching television - and discovered that the Rabbit and Gay Rabbit channels were listed in Kakashi's favourites - as quietly as possible.

Instead of watching extremely long, tedious advertisements, I managed to find children's programmes - I mean, for really little children - at 5.30am. Revisiting all the childhood warnings I had once ignored, I realised how much early morning TV could have helped me when I was younger. Right now, a pink haired girl and a man in extraordinarily tight leggings were teaching me how to bake the most plastic cake I'd ever seen. I hope they knew that sticking plastic in an oven was dangerous.

Just then, a teenage boy with purple hair and matching purple eye walked on set, dressed in ripped jeans and sleeveless t shirt - obviously having been designed to resemble 'punk'.

"Oh my!" The pink haired girl exclaimed, her hands cupped to her mouth very dramatically. "What happened to you?"

I loved how the boy was so minor he didn't even deserve a name.

"I got in a fight", he pronounced, apparently quite pleased about what looked like losing.

"You know you shouldn't fight!" Spandex man scolded.

I sighed and rolled my eyes as they began to sing and dance about how fighting was wrong. People got shot for less then this.

"What the hell are you watching?"

I turned around to Kakashi, somehow now topless, on the bed, quilt brought around his waist.

"I-I". Ok, a man of my calibre could not ignore that torso. Faith had been a lucky woman.

"You don't need to gawp, I'm sure you've seen a chest before".

Not a chest like that I haven't, Kakashi dearest. How about I just snuggle up right next to you in bed, now?

The man took a sip of what looked like black coffee. "I feel tonnes better".

"Good". I turned back to the TV and pulled a very unattractive face as Spandex man's crotch was thrown at my face via the screen.

"I always knew men were your thing". Kakashi had come to sit next to me on the floor, skin warm against my bare arms.

I looked at Kakashi for less then a second, before the man tackled me, breath heavy, to the floor.

A/N - OK, I think some translations are needed here. Yorkshire people - very simply - sound like farmers. A bedside table is the equivalent of a nightstand. Rabbit and Gay Rabbit are channels pretty much dedicated to ringing people up that you see on screen and tossing off to what they say (rabbit is phoning women, Gay rabbit phoning men). So! Anyway, hope you enjoyed, and Ohhh, Kakashi just tackled Iruka to the ground, I wonder why? O.O Haha. Right, this is probably going to be the last chapter for a few days, considering I have two English exams this week (honestly, I can speak any language BUT English!) However, I shall be taking notes and stuff, so, until next chapter, wish me luck and Chao for now my pretties! (reviews very much appreciated!) =D xxx